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28 May 2012 11:40 AM   |   13529 clicks   |   Some Guy
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A Terrible Human     
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28 May 2012 02:23 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
Again??

28 May 2012 03:37 AM
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Gwendolyn    [TotalFark]  
Jesus Christ. Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships will be tax-free. In a law firm, for example, the partners will pay no tax, while the clerical staff will continue on the tax rolls. But they'll cut education spending to make up the $4.5 BILLION loss in revenue.

Brilliant!

28 May 2012 03:42 AM
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Slaxl     
That's just ridiculous. How can the average common voter support this insanity?

/Simple farmers. People of the land. The common clay of the new West?

28 May 2012 04:11 AM
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MorrisBird    [TotalFark]  
You know. Morons.

28 May 2012 04:15 AM
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This About That    [TotalFark]  
Let's see, where would one find the richest and most influential anti-tax, anti-regulation, and anti-government folks? Wichita, maybe?

28 May 2012 04:46 AM
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Confabulat    [TotalFark]  
Let's find the stupidest people in the world and wonder why they're so poor and live in a flat dirty shiathole filled with nothing but corn and idiots for miles and miles in every direction.

28 May 2012 07:23 AM
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A Terrible Human     
Confabulat: Let's find the stupidest people in the world and wonder why they're so poor and live in a flat dirty shiathole filled with nothing but corn and idiots for miles and miles in every direction.

My grandmother grew up there during the 40's and her parents were german immigrants,1934 actually. But anyways she was one of the most racist people I've known and I've had a bipolar guy do a full on nazi salute in my living room. The weirdest thing? She was a holocaust denier which caused quite a bit of issues with a great,great uncle of mine. He liberated one of the camps and when I was a kid I never understood why his wife would be in the kitchen sitting at the table just chatting up a storm with my grandma and he'd be sitting in the living room looking kinda pissed. All that went away when I learned the other bits of info as an adult.

/Boring,weird story sis
//Kansas sounds like shiathole even compared to southeast Ky.

28 May 2012 07:41 AM
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GAT_00     
Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships will be tax-free. In a law firm, for example, the partners will pay no tax, while the clerical staff will continue on the tax rolls.

This is a farking joke, right? Please?

28 May 2012 08:12 AM
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Zalan     
Gwendolyn: Jesus Christ. Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships will be tax-free. In a law firm, for example, the partners will pay no tax, while the clerical staff will continue on the tax rolls. But they'll cut education spending to make up the $4.5 BILLION loss in revenue.

Brilliant!


The serfs should form their own corporations and be independent contractors for their former employers that way they get to pay no taxes as well.

28 May 2012 08:17 AM
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Krymson Tyde     
"Who will still be paying Kansas income tax? Only three groups: 1) employees, 2) some retirees and 3) individuals whose investments are so modest that they cannot afford to create a trust or partnership to shelter their investment income."

Unfarkingbelievable.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present your GOP!

28 May 2012 09:09 AM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Yes, but the Job Creators will bring 10,000,000 new jobs to Kansas! Just wait!

28 May 2012 09:29 AM
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Confabulat    [TotalFark]  
I WANT to pay higher taxes just to piss off Republicans. Screw you, Wal-Mart, I'd rather give it to a silly gopher tortoise study in Indiantown than another pillow or clock or whatever you morans try to sell people.

28 May 2012 09:35 AM
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Confabulat    [TotalFark]  
I mean, seriously, think of one moral standing of the Republican Party.

Then think of anything good and decent you learned from Mr. Rogers.

See if you can find anything in common, at all.

28 May 2012 09:37 AM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships will be tax-free. In a law firm, for example, the partners will pay no tax, while the clerical staff will continue on the tax rolls.

This is a farking joke, right? Please?


Is it April 1st again? Did we modify the rules to Memorial Day to include April 1st pranks? That doesn't seem like a smart thing to do.

28 May 2012 09:53 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
So when every doctor, lawyer, etc. moves to Kansas to open a firm and finds that there are no clients that can afford their services nor educated workers to staff their offices -- what happens?

Sure, it will be a golden age for cable advertisers who will have a metric asston of "Have you been run over by a combine? Call 1-800-CORN-LAW!" commercials to sell...for a while.

28 May 2012 09:53 AM
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TsarTom    [TotalFark]  
Wow. Arizona and Florida may get all the press, but once in a while Kansas will come out of nowhere and completely blow you away with something so massively retarded it can actually change the frame of reference.

28 May 2012 09:57 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Slaxl: That's just ridiculous. How can the average common voter support this insanity?

The only motivation of a Kansan is to spite Missouri. With this, they'll be able to pull more KC metro businesses into Johnson County so that they can wag their dicks at us while their pockets are picked.

/Slight exaggeration
/Slight

28 May 2012 09:59 AM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
Kansas in 20 years:



My apologies to the non-geeks that don't get it.

28 May 2012 10:05 AM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
Let's try that again:

media.teamxbox.com

28 May 2012 10:07 AM
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TsarTom    [TotalFark]  
Lando Lincoln: Kansas in 20 years:



My apologies to the non-geeks that don't get it.


It took me a minute before I saw you had the next post down as well, so i was desperately trying to see the meaning in the blank area. I felt I came up with some good theories anyway.

28 May 2012 10:11 AM
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adamgreeney     
The only advantage here is that this is about as close to a GOP wonderland as we'll see unless a state secededs. In 2 or 3 years we can point to a dystopian Kansas and show what GOP policies really lead to.

28 May 2012 10:28 AM
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HakunaMatata    [TotalFark]  
Under-educating the populace has finally paid off for the GOP... Mazel tov!

While the doctors pay no taxes, I hope the nurses and technicians flee the state in droves.

28 May 2012 10:33 AM
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GAT_00     
adamgreeney: In 2 or 3 years we can point to a dystopian Kansas and show what GOP policies really lead to.

They'll just say it's all liberals fault.

28 May 2012 10:36 AM
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adamgreeney     
GAT_00: adamgreeney: In 2 or 3 years we can point to a dystopian Kansas and show what GOP policies really lead to.

They'll just say it's all liberals fault.


The stalwart and duped? Sure. Those that benefit? Sure. But the emperical evidence will probably be enough to sway those with even basic reasoning.

But the tried and true Republicans? They'll blame the fed.

28 May 2012 10:39 AM
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Majick Thise    [TotalFark]  
Support Kansas Government! Order Fries with that!

Here's a helpful pic of what a Kansas Taxpayer might look like

www.macmeisters.com

28 May 2012 10:54 AM
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spongeboob    [TotalFark]  
HakunaMatata: Under-educating the populace has finally paid off for the GOP... Mazel tov!

While the doctors pay no taxes, I hope the nurses and technicians flee the state in droves.


Some doctors will be paying taxes until they figure it out. Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships But the hospilists, ER doctors, the specialists who can't form partnerships and the research doctors working for the University Hospitals will be taxed. That will impact care in my opinion.

28 May 2012 11:03 AM
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Doctor Funkenstein    [TotalFark]  
Way to go, Kansas.

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28 May 2012 11:17 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
I understand that the author is a professor of tax law, specializing in estate and bankruptcy taxation. If this is an accurate summary of the new taxation regime, its hard to imagine Kansas sustaining itself in terms of basic services--police, fire, education, road maintenance, national guard as well as state regulatory and licensing services. Also, this means that abortion providers wouldn't pay any taxes either, except perhaps the receptionist. I'm not sure Kansans will accept all this.

28 May 2012 11:21 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
spongeboob: the specialists who can't form partnerships and the research doctors working for the University Hospitals will be taxed

Research doctors will leave for elsewhere. The specialists will figure out how to form appropriate partnerships to compensate-everybody's gonna need a proctologist in KS anyway when this comes to fruition.

28 May 2012 11:24 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Somacandra: I understand that the author is a professor of tax law, specializing in estate and bankruptcy taxation. If this is an accurate summary of the new taxation regime, its hard to imagine Kansas sustaining itself in terms of basic services--police, fire, education, road maintenance, national guard as well as state regulatory and licensing services. Also, this means that abortion providers wouldn't pay any taxes either, except perhaps the receptionist. I'm not sure Kansans will accept all this.

You would be surprised what they'll accept. The interstates are already toll roads and they've been giving unsustainable tax breaks to businesses for years in order to get them to come to Kansas. They're pretty proud of their schools in Johnson County though, so who knows what will happen if the quality starts to drop off.

28 May 2012 11:27 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships will be tax-free. In a law firm, for example, the partners will pay no tax, while the clerical staff will continue on the tax rolls.

This is a farking joke, right? Please?


Nope. It's what happens when you have Republicans in charge and a batsh*t insane Governor who used to live in a building designated as a church in DC when he was a Senator, and washed a staffer's feet, because Jesus did that for his disciples.

28 May 2012 11:27 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Walker: Nope. It's what happens when you have Republicans in charge and a batsh*t insane Governor who used to live in a building designated as a church in DC when he was a Senator, and washed a staffer's feet, because Jesus did that for his disciples.

And do you know what the best part is? They actually had to pull back on their original tax plan because of resistance from other Republicans in the legislature who were concerned about the potential revenue drop. That's right, this is the compromise plan.

28 May 2012 11:31 AM
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Slaxl     
Mentat: Walker: Nope. It's what happens when you have Republicans in charge and a batsh*t insane Governor who used to live in a building designated as a church in DC when he was a Senator, and washed a staffer's feet, because Jesus did that for his disciples.

And do you know what the best part is? They actually had to pull back on their original tax plan because of resistance from other Republicans in the legislature who were concerned about the potential revenue drop. That's right, this is the compromise plan.


This doesn't make sense, if they are concerned about any revenue drop it shows they're not complete imbeciles and it shows they're not deliberately trying to bankrupt the state, so why do this ludicrous measure which is still slightly imbecilic and will bankrupt the state?

Trying to understand the GOP is very difficult.

28 May 2012 11:39 AM
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gimmegimme     
Let's not be so hasty, folks. Now the job creators will flock to Kansas!

28 May 2012 11:43 AM
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Fart_Machine     
Kansas is just the lab rat for what the GOP wants to implement for the entire country.

28 May 2012 11:46 AM
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KingPsyz     
It's just a swirling mass of bloodied feathers now

28 May 2012 11:47 AM
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MFAWG     
NewportBarGuy: Yes, but the Job Creators will bring 10,000,000 new jobs to Kansas! Just wait!

This IS what Republicans actually believe, along with:

gimmegimme: Let's not be so hasty, folks. Now the job creators will flock to Kansas!

28 May 2012 11:47 AM
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OneBrightMonkey     
Brownback just signed a law banning Sharia too...you know, because the 3 Muslims living in Kansas might meet up at a Chi-Fil-A and get ideas.

28 May 2012 11:48 AM
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HeartBurnKid     
And this is what the GOP wants for the nation.

28 May 2012 11:48 AM
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Wyalt Derp    [TotalFark]  
What the actual fark?

28 May 2012 11:49 AM
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gimmegimme     
Well, at least Kansas will shoot up one chart:

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28 May 2012 11:49 AM
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Cheesus     
Oh, this will be a wonderful experiment! Let's see how it turns out!

/note to self: underline, bold, and add a few more exclamation marks to your previous 'Stay away from Kansas!!!' note

28 May 2012 11:49 AM
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Hugh2d2     
fark Brownback and his Koch sucking ways.

28 May 2012 11:50 AM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
not this again.

signed on Tuesday.

old news is SO exciting.

28 May 2012 11:51 AM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
Well, let's think about this:

Poor people are too damn poor to pull up stakes and move elsewhere, so they'll take it in the ass just like the Kansas GOP wants them to.

Rich doctors will seriously consider moving to Kansas.

Nurses and other medical staff will say, "fark this shiat - I can get a job anywhere in the country" and move away.

28 May 2012 11:51 AM
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InteriorDesignNinja     
Just now I was thinking how sad it would be if Obama lost to Mitt.

Then I see this article, showing the kind of people who would vote him out.

:-(

28 May 2012 11:52 AM
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TheBigJerk     
Zalan: Gwendolyn: Jesus Christ. Income of professionals - such as doctors, lawyers, architects, and accountants - practicing in partnerships will be tax-free. In a law firm, for example, the partners will pay no tax, while the clerical staff will continue on the tax rolls. But they'll cut education spending to make up the $4.5 BILLION loss in revenue.

Brilliant!

The serfs should form their own corporations and be independent contractors for their former employers that way they get to pay no taxes as well.


Unions (what you are describing, essentially) will soon be illegal. See Wisconsin.

28 May 2012 11:52 AM
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heap     
Slaxl: This doesn't make sense, if they are concerned about any revenue drop it shows they're not complete imbeciles and it shows they're not deliberately trying to bankrupt the state, so why do this ludicrous measure which is still slightly imbecilic and will bankrupt the state?

Trying to understand the GOP is very difficult.


ideology is a helluva drug.

28 May 2012 11:53 AM
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Serious Black     
You know that a bill full of tax cuts is a bad idea when you can't convince every Republican in the legislature to support that bill.

/I hate my state so very much

28 May 2012 11:54 AM
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