I'll eat both meals, drink both drinks, and you know where this is going with both lasses.

People pay for drinks? How odd.

Are nymphomaniacs entitled to a service animal?

Considering the average drink costs more than $4, how do they expect not to lose money on this deal?

People pay for drinks? How odd.

No doubt these ladies asked some guy to buy em a drink so theyd get a free feed. I wonder if theres a limit of one steak per customer?

Also, I notice lady on the left has wine, not beer...

Don't forget to ring the bell.

miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

N'yess... it's an odd occurance, but it seems to occur more often with those individuals who lack enlarged mammary glands. Science has yet to explain the phenomenon.

Joking or not this;

miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

Pretty much validates the 'fark he-man women haters club'.


As for free steak I would question the quality of the steak since most places charge more for entrees than drinks.

I wish the US had pubs line this.

Egoy3k: Joking or not this;

miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

Pretty much validates the 'fark he-man women haters club'.

I was joking, but there's a big kernel of truth in there.

Said steak is no doubt stringier than the London Philharmonic's harp section and tougher than reading James Joyce translated into Mandarin by an illiterate goatherd.

Crappy lens.

miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

Wait, you take drinks from people even though you have no intention of sleeping with them?!

scuffer: People pay for drinks? How odd.

No doubt these ladies asked some guy to buy em a drink so theyd get a free feed. I wonder if theres a limit of one steak per customer?

Also, I notice lady on the left has wine, not beer...

White wine with steak?

lewismarktwo: miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

Wait, you take drinks from people even though you have no intention of sleeping with them?!

Shameful, I know. There's also a rumour floating around that female bartenders and waitresses flirt with male customers solely for the purpose of better tips.

Unsubstantiated, but still. Rumours persist.

Egoy3k: Joking or not this;

miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

Pretty much validates the 'fark he-man women haters club'.


It's okay. A little voice in my brain saw the line and then shot back "Yes. People pay for drinks."

/you know I drink alone
/prefer to be by myself

Donnchadha: miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

N'yess... it's an odd occurance, but it seems to occur more often with those individuals who lack enlarged mammary glands. Science has yet to explain the phenomenon.

I think the hypothesis may be flawed. I lack enlarged mammary glands yet still receive offers of free alcoholic beverages. I submit that it has something to do with our DNA or lack of hairy chests.

miss diminutive: lewismarktwo: miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

Wait, you take drinks from people even though you have no intention of sleeping with them?!

Shameful, I know. There's also a rumour floating around that female bartenders and waitresses flirt with male customers solely for the purpose of better tips.

Unsubstantiated, but still. Rumours persist.

But t thought they loved me!

miss diminutive:
Shameful, I know. There's also a rumour floating around that female bartenders and waitresses flirt with male customers solely for the purpose of better tips.

Unsubstantiated, but still. Rumours persist.

I used to go to a bar like this. If you bought a pint, then the barmaid gave you a free kiss. After three pints, she'd let you kiss her breastbone for a second. She had a huge rack so even diving deep enough to find the breastbone was difficult. It was all in good fun though. After five pints, she'd give you fifteen jerks. That was enough to get it hard but not enough to make it spurt. So, you'd keep drinking. Not a bad plan. After ten pints would kiss the tip and maybe like the plenum for a few seconds. That was fun, for sure, but after fifteen pints you finally got the payday. The bar maid would take you in the back and let you have sex with her pet goat she kept in an over-sized dog kennel with a hole drilled in the back. I only made it to the goat a handful of times, but it was an accomplishment, you know?

I bet its the finest Walmart donkey meat on the market.

Ive used my roomates boobs to get drinks before. I have no shame.

When I used to promote at bars and clubs sometimes the girls I worked with would give me drinks guys gave them. I got roofied. Cornhole is still tight wheew. Friends took me to the hospital. Good times.

Not a terrible idea, but I still prefer this joint I go to when I work nights. Massive breakfast for $5. Happy hour is 7-10am. And they make a damn fine screwdriver.

spentmiles: I used to go to a bar like this. If you bought a pint, then the barmaid gave you a free kiss. After three pints, she'd let you kiss her breastbone for a second. She had a huge rack so even diving deep enough to find the breastbone was difficult. It was all in good fun though. After five pints, she'd give you fifteen jerks. That was enough to get it hard but not enough to make it spurt. So, you'd keep drinking. Not a bad plan. After ten pints would kiss the tip and maybe like the plenum for a few seconds. That was fun, for sure, but after fifteen pints you finally got the payday. The bar maid would take you in the back and let you have sex with her pet goat she kept in an over-sized dog kennel with a hole drilled in the back. I only made it to the goat a handful of times, but it was an accomplishment, you know?

Heavens, I thought I was being nasty. Leave it to spentmiles to make me look like a saint by comparison.

/love you, man

spentmiles: I used to go to a bar like this. If you bought a pint, then the barmaid gave you a free kiss. After three pints, she'd let you kiss her breastbone for a second. She had a huge rack so even diving deep enough to find the breastbone was difficult. It was all in good fun though. After five pints, she'd give you fifteen jerks. That was enough to get it hard but not enough to make it spurt. So, you'd keep drinking. Not a bad plan. After ten pints would kiss the tip and maybe like the plenum for a few seconds. That was fun, for sure, but after fifteen pints you finally got the payday. The bar maid would take you in the back and let you have sex with her pet goat she kept in an over-sized dog kennel with a hole drilled in the back. I only made it to the goat a handful of times, but it was an accomplishment, you know?

I knew there was a reason why your posts are in a special colour.

miss diminutive: Donnchadha: miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

N'yess... it's an odd occurance, but it seems to occur more often with those individuals who lack enlarged mammary glands. Science has yet to explain the phenomenon.

I think the hypothesis may be flawed. I lack enlarged mammary glands yet still receive offers of free alcoholic beverages. I submit that it has something to do with our DNA or lack of hairy chests.

Small boobs and steak are a good combination. Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

BIE/EIP?

Trance750: Considering the average drink costs more than $4, how do they expect not to lose money on this deal?

The pub's cost per drink served is far less than $4, so there should be enough mark-up on a $4 drink to cover some of the food costs.

As mentioned at the end of the article, many people will have at least a couple of drinks during a meal; especially something like steak that can take a while to eat (and especially if, in the back of their minds they're thinking "I might as well drink up tonight, since the food is free."

So, if someone is spending $8 on two drinks, another $1.70 for chips and salad, plus $1.50 for sauce, that's over $11 per customer. If you figure the cost of those drinks is around $1 each, and the cost of food is something like $7, the pub is still making a couple of dollars per person. Other costs, I'm sure, eat up the rest of the markup, but in the end the pub is (I assume) filling up regularly.

Every customer who buys a third drink, an appetizer, or brings a friend who isn't hungry, etc. is just adding to the bottom line.

Of course, if it's just attracting people who would have come to the pub anyway, then the promotion is only eating up their profits, but it doesn't sound like this is the case.

spentmiles: I used to go to a bar like this. If you bought a pint, then the barmaid gave you a free kiss. After three pints, she'd let you kiss her breastbone for a second. She had a huge rack so even diving deep enough to find the breastbone was difficult. It was all in good fun though. After five pints, she'd give you fifteen jerks. That was enough to get it hard but not enough to make it spurt. So, you'd keep drinking. Not a bad plan. After ten pints would kiss the tip and maybe like the plenum for a few seconds. That was fun, for sure, but after fifteen pints you finally got the payday. The bar maid would take you in the back and let you have sex with her pet goat she kept in an over-sized dog kennel with a hole drilled in the back. I only made it to the goat a handful of times, but it was an accomplishment, you know?

Where is this bar?

Or it could be that one of the bar owners knew a cashier at the local market and made a deal. If the cashier passed the steaks through the registers without charging the bar owner, then whenever the cashier would come to the bar, he would drink all night for free.

/Knew someone who did that
/bar had 99 cent burgers and $3 lobster/steaks

spentmiles: plenum

I fear my penis might be incomplete as I have not located a plenum. Can you help me by letting me know where I should be looking for that?

Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

No, you don't, dude. Americans would abuse the fk out of that. You know the stereotypes about Scots and Jews? Combine the two: ta-da..America, fk yeah.

groppet: I bet its the finest Walmart donkey meat on the market.

Ive used my roomates boobs to get drinks before. I have no shame.

When I used to promote at bars and clubs sometimes the girls I worked with would give me drinks guys gave them. I got roofied. Cornhole is still tight wheew. Friends took me to the hospital. Good times.

There's no way, at the time, to track down the persons who drugged those drinks so that they can be arrested? They owe you hospital fees, in the least.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Said steak is no doubt stringier than the London Philharmonic's harp section and tougher than reading James Joyce translated into Mandarin by an illiterate goatherd.

for maybe a three week period i was stuck all Dennis Miller. the obscure references would flow and i'd be tossing in "cha-cha's", the whole nine yards. then one day my Miller was gone. i miss it to this day. i felt much smarter then.

Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

I know of a place where you can get a burger and a beer for a buck. God bless skanky dive bars.

Ah, Cincinnati had them beat a century ago:

FREE WIENERWURST!!!!

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

No, you don't, dude. Americans would abuse the fk out of that. You know the stereotypes about Scots and Jews? Combine the two: ta-da..America, fk yeah.
You are correct. I drink $100 a bottle whiskey and 6$ a bottle beer in moderation. Most Americans do not know what moderation in any context means.

MontanaDave: Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

I know of a place where you can get a burger and a beer for a buck. God bless skanky dive bars.
Bars on the windows?

ExperianScaresCthulhu: groppet: I bet its the finest Walmart donkey meat on the market.

Ive used my roomates boobs to get drinks before. I have no shame.

When I used to promote at bars and clubs sometimes the girls I worked with would give me drinks guys gave them. I got roofied. Cornhole is still tight wheew. Friends took me to the hospital. Good times.

There's no way, at the time, to track down the persons who drugged those drinks so that they can be arrested? They owe you hospital fees, in the least.

The police took a report and thats it. Im sure if I was a politicians kid they would be all over it.


ExperianScaresCthulhu: Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

No, you don't, dude. Americans would abuse the fk out of that. You know the stereotypes about Scots and Jews? Combine the two: ta-da..America, fk yeah.

yeah you would have people sitting there all day, buying a drink and getting a steak. And then you would attract all kinds of homeless people

Old school.

miss diminutive: Donnchadha: miss diminutive: People pay for drinks? How odd.

N'yess... it's an odd occurance, but it seems to occur more often with those individuals who lack enlarged mammary glands. Science has yet to explain the phenomenon.

I think the hypothesis may be flawed. I lack enlarged mammary glands yet still receive offers of free alcoholic beverages. I submit that it has something to do with our DNA or lack of hairy chests.

Perhaps it's more related to the possession of a phallus? "Enlarged" is also a relative term...

the pizza bar in brooklyn used to do this, some years back.

/it was a pizza, not a steak
//i was surprised that the pizza was actually pretty good

On Sunday evenings, Comet Cafe in Milwaukee gives customers a free basket of bacon with any drink. Just eat it like chips.

/om nom nom.

A couple of years ago we stopped into a bar in NYC.

We ordered up a couple of drinks only for the barmaid to "pickup" one of the bottles.

So we hung around for a few more. As the night went on she was buying the majority of drinks for us including shots.

Pretty girl aswell!!

Aikidogamer: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

No, you don't, dude. Americans would abuse the fk out of that. You know the stereotypes about Scots and Jews? Combine the two: ta-da..America, fk yeah.
You are correct. I drink $100 a bottle whiskey and 6$ a bottle beer in moderation. Most Americans do not know what moderation in any context means.

MontanaDave: Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

I know of a place where you can get a burger and a beer for a buck. God bless skanky dive bars.
Bars on the windows?

Bars on the windows, yes. Windows on the bar, no.

THX 1138: On Sunday evenings, Comet Cafe in Milwaukee gives customers a free basket of bacon with any drink. Just eat it like chips.

/om nom nom.

A place near me has unlimited bacon baskets on wednesdays along with $1 PBR tallboys -- they call it "White Trash Wednesday"

casual disregard: I'll eat both meals, drink both drinks, and you know where this is going with both lasses.

Did they just rob a train? What's with all the shiat on their necks?

I bet that is some high-quality meat they are using there.

I'll pass.

Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

Several strip clubs in the metro Detroit area have had a $4.95 steak dinner ("dinner" in that it came with potato and salad, even though it was served mainly during lunch hour) special during the afternoon until around 6PM for years. It's a nice cut of steak, too, according to those I know who've gone there ("It was the only place nearby serving food, honest, and, hey, five bucks for a steak...?!") From what I could divine, the clubs take a small loss on the food and make up money on expensive cocktails. It's also a way to attract customers during the usually fairly dead afternoon hours so that the dancers can earn some tips.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did they just rob a train? What's with all the shiat on their necks?

They're kind of ugly. Someone may have advised them to wear them, but not been specific enough in his advice. Course, a paper bag can always be carried in such situations.

Zero dollar steaks with a $4 beer at Cock n Bull Irish Pub at Bondi Junction

IT doesn't come with a single lettuce leaf or a solitary chip - but you can't fret about missing vegies when you're getting your steak for free.

I see lettuce, I see chips.

if u go to publix u can buy beer for $4 and you don't have to worry about the whole steak part.

Ouisch: Aikidogamer: I wish the US had pubs line this.

Several strip clubs in the metro Detroit area have had a $4.95 steak dinner ("dinner" in that it came with potato and salad, even though it was served mainly during lunch hour) special during the afternoon until around 6PM for years. It's a nice cut of steak, too, according to those I know who've gone there ("It was the only place nearby serving food, honest, and, hey, five bucks for a steak...?!") From what I could divine, the clubs take a small loss on the food and make up money on expensive cocktails. It's also a way to attract customers during the usually fairly dead afternoon hours so that the dancers can earn some tips.

Are Detroit area strippers hot? I guess cheap steak it doesn't really matter, but I am curious. Here in Nebraska, our strippers are nothing special, I was spoiled by vegas though.