Semi hauling toilet paper tips over on highway. Fark puns taken wiped off the endangered species list

TsarTom: Semi hauling toilet paper tips over on highway. Fark puns taken wiped off the endangered species list

Forget it. Subby's on a roll.

Wipe that smile off your face.

That semi wiped out and backed up the flow of traffic.

I pay extra for toilet paper that can fully haul.

The skid marks must be pretty bad.

This news will help anyone attempting to back a brown Lincoln out of the garage. Or taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

The truck and trailer crossed into the northbound lane, tipped over and were sent skidding into a ditch. Francis said Toor is under investigation for weight and brake violations.

Looks like someone never learned to brake from front to back.

Honest Bender: I pay extra for toilet paper that can fully haul.

Like the future Dollar?

I heard the driver was two sheets to the wind. Two soft but absorbent sheets to the wind.

Did it happen on Hershey Highway?

Was the trailer perforated?

The highway in question?

Don't squeeze the guardrail.

bim1154: Did it happen on Hershey Highway?

/shakes tiny fist

I heard the driver was taking a detour to drop the kids off at the pool.

They see me rollin' they wipin'

So the driver had an accident?

Wipeout.

Did the driver miss Exit 2?

I say, old beans: what better truck to crash than a toilet paper truck?

/Pants check.

Could have been a better story if it was a spaceship, circling Uranus looking for Klingons.

This could have easily won the ironic tag if the truck collided with:

TheShavingofOccam123: Forget it. Subby's on a roll.

The driver needs additional training two ply his trade.

This is bung fodder for jokes.

/Obscure?

Also must have wiped out the Klingons.

Just gonna have to roll with this thread.

It's really over the top.

Drunk semi driver: 'Of shiat! I need, like a signal flare or somethin... what to do... (lights cigar and tosses match behind )'

Did it leave any skid marks?

Truck driver left feeling crappy.

If I was to be blocked by a crashed toilet-paper truck, I would: make a duct tape lasso take free toilet paper drive off road with my Jeep thank you goodbye.

Hey Highway cops, please don't squeeze the driver!

It does seem that puns in fark headlines may still be on the endangered species list. The really punny headlines that i have submitted recently did not get the greenlight. :-/

But the non punny ones get the greenlight fairly often.

I couldn't finish watching that video... thought it was an LCD flashback.

What a shiattty driver.

The driver was crushed by 2 tonnes of squeezable softness

5 or 6 years ago, I was driving down Rte 101 from Manchester towards the Seacoast region. A stake bed truck (flat bed with what looks like picket fencing for sides) had two gaylords of toilet paper fall off the back, and they were scattered all over dawn's highway, bleeding. Hundreds of rolls, some of them still in motion as it happened on a sizable incline. As I was in queue waiting to drive past the scene, a couple rolls ran under my tires. For some reason, the second grader in me started laughing and laughing. I was still chortling with mirth several miles past the scene.

/don't know if ghosts crowded my fragile eggshell mind

Bears were sighted in the area...

Francis said Toor is under investigation for weight and brake violations.

It must be some very heavy duty toilet paper.

Semi?

Toilet paper?

So if the driver's attention to road conditions was half-ass, does that mean the toilet paper will go twice as far?

/yes, math

That Guy...From That Show!: Francis said Toor is under investigation for weight and brake violations.

It must be some very heavy duty toilet paper.

I was going to say something about this, having hauled a few loads of tissue paper in my time (the stuff is very light, non-truckers. A weight violation is impossible), but I was trying to come up with a Fark-worthy pun.

/I got nothin
//continue to amuse me, fools!

I bet the driver. was flushed with embarassment when he learned hus accident would be on paper view TV. Roll on, dude.

That's what happens when you allow things to be semi hauled. If they had fully hauled it, we wouldn't even know about it

danno_to_infinity: 5 or 6 years ago, I was driving down Rte 101 from Manchester towards the Seacoast region. A stake bed truck (flat bed with what looks like picket fencing for sides) had two gaylords of toilet paper fall off the back, and they were scattered all over dawn's highway, bleeding. Hundreds of rolls, some of them still in motion as it happened on a sizable incline. As I was in queue waiting to drive past the scene, a couple rolls ran under my tires. For some reason, the second grader in me started laughing and laughing. I was still chortling with mirth several miles past the scene.

/don't know if ghosts crowded my fragile eggshell mind

Since when is a gaylord a unit of measure?

/Are they metric?

A Non Amos: If I was to be blocked by a crashed toilet-paper truck, I would: make a duct tape lasso take free toilet paper drive off road with my Jeep thank you goodbye.

Huh?

Wow... Just wow.

leevis: Did it leave any skid marks?

FTA: The truck and trailer crossed into the northbound lane, tipped over and were sent skidding into a ditch.

Sounds like it did, although was a complete wipeout.

He dumped his load.