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   History of the human race in two minutes. Don't blink or you'll miss yourself

28 May 2012 12:03 PM   |   5673 clicks   |   YouTube
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Ebenator     
Too much Beatles

28 May 2012 12:06 PM
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Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion     
Liked it more than I expected to.

28 May 2012 12:14 PM
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jiaxiaobo     
Spoliers!!

28 May 2012 12:14 PM
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crab66     
That was dumb.

28 May 2012 12:16 PM
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Triptolemus     
not to scale. . .

28 May 2012 12:18 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
How does it end?

also FAP

28 May 2012 12:21 PM
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LewDux     

28 May 2012 12:29 PM
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Mawson of the Antarctic     
So we're going into a world, within a world, within a world?

28 May 2012 12:35 PM
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Guidette Frankentits     

28 May 2012 12:35 PM
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Triptolemus     
LewDux: Link

closer to scale. . .

28 May 2012 12:36 PM
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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
Wow, didn't know the entire human race was so USA-centric.

28 May 2012 12:42 PM
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Triptolemus     
downstairs: Wow, didn't know the entire human race was so USA-centric.

I smell a dirty, pinko socialist. USA USA USA!

28 May 2012 12:53 PM
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Apos     
I give it a B+.

28 May 2012 01:21 PM
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hervatski     
That guy likes Zelda a lot.

28 May 2012 01:21 PM
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RibbyK     
Yep, it's USA-centric, so be prepared for a moment or two of nationalistic pride, then read the comments here to come crashing back to 2012.

28 May 2012 01:49 PM
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DicksWii     
Tom Hanks came before black people? I guess Paul Mooney had it backwards.

28 May 2012 02:00 PM
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LoneVVolf     
Slideshow set to music is still a slideshow. Also, monkey dong.

28 May 2012 02:06 PM
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Lor M. Ipsum    [TotalFark]  
Well that was lame.

28 May 2012 02:09 PM
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lohphat    [TotalFark]  
Things were out of sequence. IBM PC existed long before the Berlin Wall came down.

28 May 2012 02:20 PM
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dletter    [TotalFark]  
It's like "We Didn't Start the Fire" except over a longer period of time and with better music.

28 May 2012 02:54 PM
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ultraholland     
Human History: mouse fart in a hurricane.

28 May 2012 03:21 PM
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Mordred180     
I like it. Just not to scale

28 May 2012 03:25 PM
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mrmyxolodian     
All that in just 6000 years. Wow!

28 May 2012 04:01 PM
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Lor M. Ipsum    [TotalFark]  
ultraholland: Human History: mouse fart in a hurricane.

img96.imageshack.us

28 May 2012 04:33 PM
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Mr.Tangent     
mrmyxolodian: All that in just 6000 years. Wow!

also seems to be missing a flood complete with a boat shaped TARDIS, and a savior on a stick.

28 May 2012 04:51 PM
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This About That    [TotalFark]  
There I am. Right at the end.

28 May 2012 06:25 PM
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StrangeQ     
downstairs: Wow, didn't know the entire human race was so USA-centric.

Seems that way. I'd like to see a time lapse of the sun engulfing the inner solar system as it expands into a red giant.

28 May 2012 06:37 PM
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McStubbins     
Yeah, it was alright. But, c'mon... no David Schwimmer?

28 May 2012 07:03 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
NERD BLACKFACE!

28 May 2012 07:22 PM
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Altitude5280     
Why are there still monkeys?

28 May 2012 10:36 PM
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ciderczar     
So the Third Reich really did last 1,000 years?

28 May 2012 11:13 PM
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NDP2     

29 May 2012 03:04 AM
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Gunther     
I was about to complain that you were missing the world's greatest and most influential human, but then the Hoff showed up at 1:27.

Good job.

29 May 2012 03:57 AM
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hubris73     
DicksWii: Tom Hanks came before black people? I guess Paul Mooney had it backwards.

Seriously though! That man is apparently a living relic...well...huh...You'd think a being with several hundred thousand years of sentience would know better than to get involved with The Terminal...

29 May 2012 05:44 AM
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Crewmannumber6     
so I was born at about the 1:17 mark, so I've been alive for almost half the span of humanity? Unlikely

29 May 2012 10:12 AM
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Crewmannumber6     
I actually found this to be more interesting
Link

29 May 2012 10:17 AM
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LoneVVolf     
Crewmannumber6: I actually found this to be more interesting
Link


That was pretty cool, though that particular piece of music has been beaten to a bloody pulp by visual statistics lately.
As a bonus, 3:00 - 3:10 is the most whimsical depiction of mass genocide i've ever seen. You can almost hear Germany going "I am INVINCI...awwww".

29 May 2012 07:39 PM
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WaywardSon     
I liked it, but that was awfully USA-centric. Should have shown more scenes of the industrial revolution, or the scientific achievements of some other countries. It ain't all steam locomotives and Space Shuttles, and the international human rights movement is far larger than black slavery or womens' suffrage in the 'States.

/yeah, I know... there were references to Nazi Germany and Tiananmen Square
//what about Stalin?
///USA citizen

29 May 2012 07:54 PM
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Lesbian-Jesus     
Good job

Though should say American Race

30 May 2012 01:41 AM
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Crewmannumber6     
LoneVVolf: Crewmannumber6: I actually found this to be more interesting
Link

That was pretty cool, though that particular piece of music has been beaten to a bloody pulp by visual statistics lately.
As a bonus, 3:00 - 3:10 is the most whimsical depiction of mass genocide i've ever seen. You can almost hear Germany going "I am INVINCI...awwww".


Do Stalin's or Pol Pot's contributions show up on there?

30 May 2012 08:46 AM
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Crewmannumber6     
Um, I guess no on the Pol Pot, huh?

30 May 2012 08:50 AM
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toyotaboy     
Arnold Poindexter: So what you're saying essentially is, is that along with infinite space which extends beyond perpetual bigness there's also infinite smallness?
Harold Wormser: [nods head in agreement]
Arnold Poindexter: How?
Harold Wormser: Easy. Take an asymptotic line and extend it outward.
Arnold Poindexter: Oh.
Stewart: Right, right, right. So perpetual bigness exists simultaneously with perpetual smallness. What was I thinking?
Ogre: What if uh C-A-T really spelled dog?
Arnold Poindexter: Wow.
Harold Wormser: God.
Stewart: Yeah.
Arnold Poindexter: That's heavy Ogre. Dog.
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31 May 2012 11:34 PM
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