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   As one of the only folks wearing clothing in the nudist resort, Hodges was easily spotted by deputies who arrested him at gunpoint after robbing two clerks at a nearby home improvement store and then stealing a golf cart

28 May 2012 10:27 AM   |   2276 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
Being robbed by the deputies must have been quite a shock to those clerks.

28 May 2012 08:13 AM
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WelldeadLink    [TotalFark]  
Point and giggle at the paper using "one of the only".

28 May 2012 09:54 AM
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bim1154     
Headline sounds like the plot to a Dr. Seuss book.

28 May 2012 10:29 AM
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Infobahn    [TotalFark]  
Looks like the Sun Sentinel has their own Florida tag. FloriDUH

28 May 2012 10:31 AM
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Ro     
Did deputies really have to rob a clerk and steal a cart befor arresting the only dressed guy on a nude beach?

28 May 2012 10:32 AM
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fnordest     
When in Rome... He should have taken off his clothes. So the moral of the story is that if you're all hung up on body image, it could get you arrested.

/DNRTFA

28 May 2012 10:32 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
For a moment, I thought this was about John Hodges and I was glad to read he was clothed.

28 May 2012 10:36 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
fnordest: When in Rome... He should have taken off his clothes. So the moral of the story is that if you're all hung up on body image, it could get you arrested.

/DNRTFA


He wasn't in ROME he was in FLORIDA
RTFH
FLORIDA

28 May 2012 10:38 AM
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Grables'Daughter     
So, if he had just taken his clothes off police might not have caught him.

See?

Getting naked SOLVES PROBLEMS.


: )

28 May 2012 10:39 AM
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skinink     
Well, clothes and probably a good guess that not many black people go to nudist resorts. At least, going by any nudist vacation advertisements or pictures I've ever seen.

28 May 2012 10:40 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Grables'Daughter: So, if he had just taken his clothes off police might not have caught him.

See?

Getting naked SOLVES PROBLEMS.


: )


sometimes you need dopamine enhancing drugs to get naked. like PCP or ecstasy

28 May 2012 10:41 AM
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miss diminutive    [TotalFark]  
Grables'Daughter: So, if he had just taken his clothes off police might not have caught him.

See?

Getting naked SOLVES PROBLEMS.


: )


Unless your problem is being attacked by fire ants.

But for the most part, I agree.

28 May 2012 10:43 AM
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odinsposse     
But imagine if he had taken his clothes off and been found anyway. Now you're getting arrested naked and that just sucks.

28 May 2012 10:47 AM
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ethics-gradient     
Riding a 'jacked golf cart through nudist resort!. America, you still got class guys!
We in the UK just don't have this kind of crime. This guy is like GTA, but better.

/At least that guy has a damn good story to tell his cellmates: "How you got arrested man?" "Well..."

28 May 2012 10:48 AM
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bluorangefyre    [TotalFark]  
*clicks link*

WHEW! Did not match condition c (white), therefore not related to me.

28 May 2012 10:55 AM
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mikdeetx     
Never bring a knife to a sword fight.

Must have a "pygmy" heritage.

28 May 2012 10:56 AM
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fnordest     
Grables'Daughter: So, if he had just taken his clothes off police might not have caught him.

See?

Getting naked SOLVES PROBLEMS.


: )


This is what I was trying to say... you did it so much better.

Jon iz teh kewl: fnordest: When in Rome... /DNRTFA

He wasn't in ROME he was in FLORIDA

RTFH


not sure if serious

28 May 2012 11:06 AM
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stuhayes2010     
St_Francis_P: Being robbed by the deputies must have been quite a shock to those clerks.

This.

28 May 2012 11:07 AM
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rjakobi     
Maybe he should have been naked when he robbed the store so he'd be harder to identify.

28 May 2012 11:09 AM
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Grables'Daughter     
rjakobi: Maybe he should have been naked when he robbed the store so he'd be harder to identify.

Was that a pun in there?

28 May 2012 11:16 AM
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SweetSilverBlues     
ethics-gradient: Riding a 'jacked golf cart through nudist resort!. America, you still got class guys!
We in the UK just don't have this kind of crime. This guy is like GTA, but better.

/At least that guy has a damn good story to tell his cellmates: "How you got arrested man?" "Well..."


Liar, the UK is just as silly.

I know because I watch Midsomer Murders.

That's a documentary, right?

28 May 2012 11:16 AM
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rjakobi     
Grables'Daughter: rjakobi: Maybe he should have been naked when he robbed the store so he'd be harder to identify.

Was that a pun in there?


No, it was an unintentional boner.

28 May 2012 11:27 AM
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Miracle Whip     
CSS-My husband worked for years as a pizza delivery guy and there is a nudist colony here in Cincinnati. NO ONE would deliver there except for hubby. He was welcomed there simply because his whole attitude was, hey everyone likes pizza and we are all nude at some point during the day. He didn't stare and act like a 14 yr old, and he treated everyone with respect. He also made a TON of money in tips (yes, I know..giggle). Too bad his boss closed the pizza joint down. We could live off of what he made from those trips, seriously.

/yes, he did ask they keep the money where he could see it. It became a running joke.

28 May 2012 11:35 AM
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offmymeds     
Miracle Whip: CSS-My husband worked for years as a pizza delivery guy and there is a nudist colony here in Cincinnati. NO ONE would deliver there except for hubby. He was welcomed there simply because his whole attitude was, hey everyone likes pizza and we are all nude at some point during the day. He didn't stare and act like a 14 yr old, and he treated everyone with respect. He also made a TON of money in tips (yes, I know..giggle). Too bad his boss closed the pizza joint down. We could live off of what he made from those trips, seriously.

/yes, he did ask they keep the money where he could see it. It became a running joke.


i1136.photobucket.com

"Okay, who ordered the pepperoni?"

/just kiddin' :)

28 May 2012 11:51 AM
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NotARocketScientist     
Well, clothes and probably a good guess that not many black people go to nudist resorts. At least, going by any nudist vacation advertisements or pictures I've ever seen.

If you go by those ads then there aren't any fat people there either.
Why wouldn't there be black people at a nudist resort?

28 May 2012 12:01 PM
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The water was cold     
skinink: Well, clothes and probably a good guess that not many black people go to nudist resorts. At least, going by any nudist vacation advertisements or pictures I've ever seen.

It is rare. I've found that most of the ones who do, are from the Caribbean. It must be a cultural thing. It's a shame that more black people don't enjoy the wonderful lifestyle. We accept everybody who wants to truly relax and let their cares float away. Anyone who has every thought about it, should try it - you just may be (very pleasantly) surprised at how great you feel.

28 May 2012 12:12 PM
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The water was cold     
Grables'Daughter: So, if he had just taken his clothes off police might not have caught him.

See?

Getting naked SOLVES PROBLEMS.


: )




Yes, yes it does.

28 May 2012 12:17 PM
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Salmon     
As long as there's no face eating going on

28 May 2012 01:34 PM
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Posh Naranek     
offmymeds: [i1136.photobucket.com image 451x564]

"Okay, who ordered the pepperoni?"

/just kiddin' :)


I hate you. And I'm laughing. And I hate you.

28 May 2012 01:35 PM
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Silly Jesus     
Been to that resort, so I'm getting a kick...

28 May 2012 01:43 PM
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The water was cold     
Silly Jesus: Been to that resort, so I'm getting a kick...



"

Many times
Not enough!

28 May 2012 01:47 PM
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Huck And Molly Ziegler     
The poor boy is probably going to need counseling and therapy after seeing gelatinous masses of pinkish flesh baking in the sun.

28 May 2012 02:37 PM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
Why did the deputies rob a store and steal a golf cart?

28 May 2012 02:48 PM
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wejash    [TotalFark]  
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Why did the deputies rob a store and steal a golf cart?

Well, really, why not?

If there was no crime, we wouldn't need deputies and then where would they be?

28 May 2012 02:54 PM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
wejash: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Why did the deputies rob a store and steal a golf cart?

Well, really, why not?

If there was no crime, we wouldn't need deputies and then where would they be?


Good point. I had not considered this. Also, Florida.

28 May 2012 03:10 PM
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Silly Jesus     
Huck And Molly Ziegler: The poor boy is probably going to need counseling and therapy after seeing gelatinous masses of pinkish flesh baking in the sun.

Also cooties. You, like, totally forgot, like, cooties.

28 May 2012 08:27 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
AND WHAT U SAY ABOUT HIS COMPANY IS WHAT U SAY ABOUT SOCIETY

29 May 2012 10:27 AM
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