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   In new TV ads, Coors admits, "I'm not a beer"

29 May 2012 10:08 AM   |   3293 clicks   |   Denver Post
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aearra     
Republican product identification. Never associate yourself with the party name.

29 May 2012 10:21 AM
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Communist_Manifesto     
And neither is the product you sell Joe.

29 May 2012 10:29 AM
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Lost Thought 00    [TotalFark]  
If you have to defend yourself in a tv ad, you've already lost.

/still not a witch

29 May 2012 10:36 AM
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verbaltoxin    [TotalFark]  
Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

29 May 2012 10:49 AM
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FormlessOne     
verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

More like "I don't drink beer, but I do know the owners of MillerCoors and InBev, and they tell me their voting workers drink the beverage."

29 May 2012 11:01 AM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
Ah yes, another "government spending is evil" dumbass. Show us your tax returns, asshole.

29 May 2012 11:28 AM
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TheShavingofOccam123     
That's okay. Colorado's no longer part of the west anymore.

/There's a small pocket of it left somewhere in Utah but shhhhh...

29 May 2012 11:42 AM
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Boxcutta     
verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

And the cans are just the right height.

29 May 2012 11:47 AM
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poot_rootbeer     
"Here in Golden, I helped build the largest technical ceramics company in the world."

And that bubbly liquid that your family's business packages and sells... it's some sort of industrial byproduct of the ceramics-making process?

29 May 2012 01:09 PM
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Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
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Is he like Joe Isuzu?

29 May 2012 01:29 PM
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Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
poot_rootbeer: And that bubbly liquid that your family's business packages and sells... it's some sort of industrial byproduct of the ceramics-making process?

Actually, the other way around -- the ceramics business was a byproduct of prohibition.

29 May 2012 01:30 PM
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poot_rootbeer     
Donnchadha: Actually, the other way around -- the ceramics business was a byproduct of prohibition.

Now that Prohibition's been repealed for almost 80 years, does Coors plan to get back into making beer, or...?

29 May 2012 02:52 PM
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exvaxman    [TotalFark]  
Donnchadha: Actually, the other way around -- the ceramics business was a byproduct of prohibition.

Dad used to buy a lot of their ceramic substrates. He went to another supplier once and got a call from Joe asking why he swapped suppliers. Dad's reply of "Your beers flat and your ceramics aren't" had Joe laughing his head off.

29 May 2012 03:18 PM
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Arkanaut     
FormlessOne: verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

More like "I don't drink beer, but I do know the owners of MillerCoors and InBev, and they tell me their voting workers drink the beverage."


I see you're drinking a can of Coors. Really sprung for the big bucks, didn't ya?

29 May 2012 03:35 PM
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mcmnky     
Communist_Manifesto: And neither is the product you sell Joe.

Yeah, I'd guess a technical ceramics company wouldn't sell beer, but thanks for the observation Cap'n Obvious.

29 May 2012 03:58 PM
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squegeebooo     
Boxcutta: verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

And the cans are just the right height.


To be fair they're slightly taller than blue/blue light and I believe bud also, and I prefer them that way.

29 May 2012 03:58 PM
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Big_Fat_Liar     
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Ah yes, another "government spending is evil" dumbass. Show us your tax returns, asshole.

Are you concerned he might not be successful enough to lead in the public sector?

29 May 2012 04:03 PM
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Boxcutta     
squegeebooo: Boxcutta: verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

And the cans are just the right height.

To be fair they're slightly taller than blue/blue light and I believe bud also, and I prefer them that way.


The Romney camp immediately put out a press release clarifying Governor Romney's commitment to personal liberties and being able to choose whatever beer is right for them...as long as it's not Schmidt's Gay.

29 May 2012 06:48 PM
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urban.derelict     
img1.fark.net tag seen fleeing the scene

/some broad was touring around the local watering hole giving away free tee-shirts and pints of Coors Light; she handed the pint to him and he downed it in about 1.7 seconds; she gives him the tee shirt...he hands it to me. I toss it in the 55-gal lined trash can by the entrance.

/cs, b

29 May 2012 09:58 PM
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rjakobi     
Where's the Billy Beer?

30 May 2012 02:51 PM
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