To win you keep Jimmy McNulty from drinking himself to death while clearing enough cases to retire with a full pension.

You lose by giving a fark when it ain't your TURN to give a fark.

Crap, I'm probably going to have to keep an eye on this thread

True, but nothing could live up to Town Talk

Shiiiiiaaaat


/hot

That was terribly unfunny. :(

WTF that was stupid as hell.

Supplies!

AverageAmericanGuy: That was terribly unfunny. :(

This.

Is this a SuperDeluxe link? I'm not clicking it.

TV Execs are the worst. They cancel a riveting show like "Bowling for Burgers" but put this crap on?
Wtf?

This thread can drink from the fire hose.

I have a new show. It's called "Bikini Tickle Fights". You've gotta come down to the basement if you want to see it. Bring your jump rope but take off those socks and skates.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: To win you keep Jimmy McNulty from drinking himself to death while clearing enough cases to retire with a full pension.

You lose by giving a fark when it ain't your TURN to give a fark.

This is why you're on my Favorites list. Great minds, and all that.

Jayne is going to be pissed.

This was about as funny as that Episodes show with Matt LeBlanc.

Came for more UHF references and I'm leaving happy.

It was neat because it was like getting two commercials for the price of one. IFC charges Ron Howard and Cannon some ungodly amount for their commercial, the buys adspace from Fark for considerably cheaper, then...profit!

Bubbs?

Never call chicks broads.

no strip solitaire, conan the librarian, or raul's wild kingdom?

You don't know the Dewey Decimal System?

/chop!

Is "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced into Weight-Loss Programs" available on DVD yet? I missed the first season.

Galloping Galoshes: Is "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced into Weight-Loss Programs" available on DVD yet? I missed the first season.

It doesn't really get going until the third season, when they really develop the mythos behind why the lesbian hookers became nazis

We don't need no steenking badgers!

Was that my Cue moment for the week?
Loved the headline. Can I get a t-shirt with it printed on the front?

Was that supposed to be entertaining?

I can only assume that the third picture was Sarah Jessica Parker. Otherwise they seem to have forgotten a punchline.

IFC executives:

IFC went downhill when they stopped playing independent films.

A+ for UHF reference!

SmackLT: Galloping Galoshes: Is "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced into Weight-Loss Programs" available on DVD yet? I missed the first season.

It doesn't really get going until the third season, when they really develop the mythos behind why the lesbian hookers became nazis

Since you appear to be a knowledgable fan , I was wondering if you could tell me which site has their posters and t-shirts.
Big fan , just not knowledgable.

I was thinking about getting one of the scenes where Christina Hendricks co-starred tattooed on my biceps.

rebelyell2006: IFC went downhill when they stopped playing independent films.

See also: MTV, music

I guess I'll be that guy, but remember when IFC played Independent movies? Now it's Malcolm in the Middlle and other mainstream bullshiat

Since I cancelled tv service about eight years ago I have no idea what IFC or Bunk are. The only thing I want to know is why doesn't the horse have a name?

Meh. Let me know when Secrets of the Universe comes back. My delorean needs plutonium.

And for those that don't get the headline, sounds like someone didn't show you enough love...at least with the gift of a spatula anyways.

Step 1- Create a niche network.
Step 2- Gain a cult following.
Step 3- Get picked up by more cable and satellite providers.
Step 4- Executive decision to "appeal to a broader audience."
Step 5- Become indistinguishable from hundreds of other networks who have gone down the same path.

Not amused at all, Subby.

tricycleracer: Step 1- Create a niche network.
Step 2- Gain a cult following.
Step 3- Get picked up by more cable and satellite providers.
Step 4- Executive decision to "appeal to a broader audience."
Step 5- Become indistinguishable from hundreds of other networks who have gone down the same path.

Where's the Profit step?

miss diminutive: tricycleracer: Step 1- Create a niche network.
Step 2- Gain a cult following.
Step 3- Get picked up by more cable and satellite providers.
Step 4- Executive decision to "appeal to a broader audience."
Step 5- Become indistinguishable from hundreds of other networks who have gone down the same path.

Where's the Profit step?

Commercial breaks every five minutes? Sounds pretty profitable.

rebelyell2006: miss diminutive: tricycleracer: Step 1- Create a niche network.
Step 2- Gain a cult following.
Step 3- Get picked up by more cable and satellite providers.
Step 4- Executive decision to "appeal to a broader audience."
Step 5- Become indistinguishable from hundreds of other networks who have gone down the same path.

Where's the Profit step?

Commercial breaks every five minutes? Sounds pretty profitable.

They used to be commercial-free, so yeah, I did leave that step out.

sweet-daddy-2: Since I cancelled tv service about eight years ago I have no idea what IFC or Bunk are. The only thing I want to know is why doesn't the horse have a name?

Because it's a horse with no name.

dancindan84: Shiiiiiaaaat
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/hot

Can't tell if you're making a joke, being serious, or just think all black people look alike.

Ceiling Moran: sweet-daddy-2: Since I cancelled tv service about eight years ago I have no idea what IFC or Bunk are. The only thing I want to know is why doesn't the horse have a name?

Because it's a horse with no name.

That just came from the desert.

Enough Wire references...leaving happy.

Thanks sponsor! I haven't laughed that hard since Comedy Central ran a marathon of Drawn Together, Mind of Mencia, and the Jeff Dunham Show!

H31N0US: rebelyell2006: IFC went downhill when they stopped playing independent films.

See also: MTV, music

MTV never played music; they played music videos until they discovered the ratings gold that is mismatched apartment mates, inbred orange-skinned morons on the Jersey Shore, and generally unfunny rip-offs of various cartoon shows and BBC rejects.

Meh, I'll stick with Numberwang, thanks.

topcon: Is this a SuperDeluxe link? I'm not clicking it.

Geez, man. Welcome to 5 years ago... They've been gone for a WHILE now.