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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
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30 May 2012 12:25 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
They don't?

30 May 2012 01:26 AM
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Ed Willy     
Jaguar usually relies on hot car sales women to bang their customer base to sell their cars*.



*not intended to be a factual statement or a guarantee, Stunt driver on closed course, do not attempt. Offer void in the state of Kentucky. Your mileage may vary.

30 May 2012 03:41 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
www.screenmoguls.com
They're dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean?

/Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet
//I have to lie to women to get laid. Even then I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!

30 May 2012 03:46 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
Ed Willy: Jaguar usually relies on hot car sales women to bang their customer base to sell their cars*.



*not intended to be a factual statement or a guarantee, Stunt driver on closed course, do not attempt. Offer void in the state of Kentucky. Your mileage may vary.


screen.tezini.com
Ashley Schaeffer: We got beautiful cars, beautiful surroundings... beautiful women.
Kenny Powers: Oh yeah, they are pretty hot, huh?
Ashley Schaeffer: They're my closers. And they help people who are slightly hesistant to buy cars; so you happen to be a man? Ashley over there will suck your dick.
Kenny Powers: I like how you work.
Ashley Schaeffer: You happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.

30 May 2012 03:50 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
"Loved the pitch, didn't love the process," Jaguar cheekily tweeted in response to the episode. "We applaud Peggy leaving SCDP."

I'm not really hearing a denial there.

And hey, who cares, it was the 60s, business was handled different then.

30 May 2012 03:51 AM
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Doctor Jan Itor     
Also known as "Tits Or GTFO".

30 May 2012 03:54 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
www.ridelust.com

hotlink

30 May 2012 04:08 AM
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rc3ntexas    [TotalFark]  
KrispyKritter: [www.ridelust.com image 500x630]

hotlink


That is a very underrated movie.

30 May 2012 04:13 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Listening to the radio today, I learned that Seattleites pronounce it "Jay-gwar".

30 May 2012 04:35 AM
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LonMead     
rc3ntexas: KrispyKritter: [www.ridelust.com image 500x630]

hotlink

That is a very underrated movie.


Yes, but the more relavent ad is:
www.imcdb.org

"Who here wants to be an ad-man?"
"Who wants to be a firetruck?"

30 May 2012 04:40 AM
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change1211     
AverageAmericanGuy: Listening to the radio today, I learned that Seattleites pronounce it "Jay-gwar".

The correct prouncenation is 'Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'

Link

30 May 2012 04:54 AM
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nicoffeine     
KrispyKritter: [www.ridelust.com image 500x630]

hotlink


Sadly, Volvo forgot they were all about crazy snowbound indestructible rwds. I would have bought one when I eventually could have afforded one. Now, they all look like American Renaults. Yes, that's an insult.

30 May 2012 05:15 AM
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nicoffeine     
Oh, and hello.
Hello.
Hello.

30 May 2012 05:16 AM
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Lost Thought 00    [TotalFark]  
...anymore

30 May 2012 07:24 AM
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Tom_Slick     
LonMead: Yes, but the more relavent ad is:
www.imcdb.org

"Who here wants to be an ad-man?"
"Who wants to be a firetruck?"



I was very disappointed that was not one of the rejected slogans during the brainstorming session.

30 May 2012 07:29 AM
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zekeburger     
I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

30 May 2012 08:12 AM
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Carth     
zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

30 May 2012 08:18 AM
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OldManDownDRoad     
Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.


Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

30 May 2012 08:23 AM
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SharkTrager     
fusillade762: "Loved the pitch, didn't love the process," Jaguar cheekily tweeted in response to the episode. "We applaud Peggy leaving SCDP."

I'm not really hearing a denial there.

And hey, who cares, it was the 60s, business was handled different then.


What they're saying is she wasn't very good in bed.

30 May 2012 08:44 AM
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frepnog     
OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter


was unaware of this development. pics?

30 May 2012 09:56 AM
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OldManDownDRoad     
frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?


Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.

30 May 2012 09:58 AM
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nicoffeine     
OldManDownDRoad: frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?

Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.


You are a gentleman and a scholar.

30 May 2012 10:04 AM
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Hebalo     
That episode was co-written by the maid of honor at my wedding, so I'm getting a kick...etc

30 May 2012 10:10 AM
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frepnog     
nicoffeine: OldManDownDRoad: frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?

Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.


media.tumblr.com

30 May 2012 10:14 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
nicoffeine: OldManDownDRoad: frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?

Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.


It makes me sad to hear she's 30 because that means I'm... more than 30.

30 May 2012 10:18 AM
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Uncle Pooky     
farkingismybusiness:
Ashley Schaeffer: You happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.


The structure of this line, along with the delivery and then Scott's reaction afterward, just about caused a loss of bladder control when I first saw it.

30 May 2012 10:19 AM
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wedding vegetables     
I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

30 May 2012 10:40 AM
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NeoCortex42    [TotalFark]  
wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.


I'm waiting for Lane's advance on his Christmas bonus to get discovered. They did make a point of mentioning again this past episode that the partners still aren't getting bonuses. So I think it might actually come back before the season is done.

30 May 2012 10:43 AM
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OldManDownDRoad     
wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.


My daughter lives in Manhattan, makes $95k a year as an anesthesiology intern, and has to share an apartment with three other women to make it. It's damned expensive living there. Last time I drove up to see her, tolls alone to get to her apartment were almost $75 (including $17 on the VN bridge) and parking was right around $50 a day. Geebus.

I have to give Lane major props for suggesting that - he knew that would be the gift that kept on giving. She was all disgusted at first, but when the merit of his idea took hold, the look on her face changed to "You intrigue me . . . "

Pete, however, still reigns as the biggest tool on TV.

30 May 2012 10:47 AM
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DoctorOfLove     
too many words

30 May 2012 10:48 AM
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Carth     
OldManDownDRoad: wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

My daughter lives in Manhattan, makes $95k a year as an anesthesiology intern, and has to share an apartment with three other women to make it. It's damned expensive living there. Last time I drove up to see her, tolls alone to get to her apartment were almost $75 (including $17 on the VN bridge) and parking was right around $50 a day. Geebus.

I have to give Lane major props for suggesting that - he knew that would be the gift that kept on giving. She was all disgusted at first, but when the merit of his idea took hold, the look on her face changed to "You intrigue me . . . "

Pete, however, still reigns as the biggest tool on TV.


Of course if SCDP goes under her 5% will be worth nothing. Or if the partners are required to put up money again for whatever reason Joan likely won't be able to afford it.

30 May 2012 10:51 AM
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moothemagiccow    [TotalFark]  
zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


I fail to see why this show remains popular. The Dick mystery in the beginning was cool, then it devolved into your standard soap opera.

30 May 2012 10:56 AM
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The Third Man     
You can't freakin' tell me that Jaguar didn't already know this was part of the plotline. Of course they would have put up money for this product placement.

CSB time: Once when I was on a transatlantic flight I sat next to the woman who was (or at least claimed to be) the voiceover artist on the "Unwrap a Jaguar" ads. She talked about how the creators of the ad insisted that she had to exaggerate her plummy accent--which was already pretty damn plummy--for American audiences. It was kind of like how any American accent in an ad in the UK has to feature a Texas accent because it's the most recognizable one.

/and though she was MILFily hot, we went on our separate ways.
//End of CSB time.

30 May 2012 10:59 AM
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The Homer Tax     
moothemagiccow: then it devolved into your standard soap opera.

Hardly. The show is brilliant. I'm sorry if you don't feel that way, everyone is entitled to their opinion. But, you're missing out on probably the greatest television show...ever?

There's a lot of really excellent television shows out there, but none of them are "Mad Men." I think your characterization of it is glib and inaccurate.

30 May 2012 11:03 AM
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f00f    [TotalFark]  
wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

you wouldn't be able to make it in manhattan on only 80k a year, never mind having a baby on top of it.

30 May 2012 11:05 AM
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Kuroshin    [TotalFark]  
Right. They don't "ask"...

/now get on your knees

30 May 2012 11:06 AM
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OldManDownDRoad     
Carth: OldManDownDRoad: wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

My daughter lives in Manhattan, makes $95k a year as an anesthesiology intern, and has to share an apartment with three other women to make it. It's damned expensive living there. Last time I drove up to see her, tolls alone to get to her apartment were almost $75 (including $17 on the VN bridge) and parking was right around $50 a day. Geebus.

I have to give Lane major props for suggesting that - he knew that would be the gift that kept on giving. She was all disgusted at first, but when the merit of his idea took hold, the look on her face changed to "You intrigue me . . . "

Pete, however, still reigns as the biggest tool on TV.

Of course if SCDP goes under her 5% will be worth nothing. Or if the partners are required to put up money again for whatever reason Joan likely won't be able to afford it.


As soon as Chemical finds out that Lane didn't have the board's permission for that $50k advance, I wouldn't be surprised if they called in the entire loan immediately - and Joan would be stuck with 5% of that bill. Yeah, it has the potential of being a major screwing for her, even worse than being married to Dr Captain Greg.

30 May 2012 11:13 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
The Homer Tax: moothemagiccow: then it devolved into your standard soap opera.

Hardly. The show is brilliant. I'm sorry if you don't feel that way, everyone is entitled to their opinion. But, you're missing out on probably the greatest television show...ever?

There's a lot of really excellent television shows out there, but none of them are "Mad Men." I think your characterization of it is glib and inaccurate.


Watching Pete get his ass kicked was a great moment in television.

GRIMY LITTLE PIMP!

30 May 2012 11:14 AM
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HoboCop    [TotalFark]  
Show needs more Roger Sterling

30 May 2012 11:16 AM
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OldManDownDRoad     
HoboCop: Show needs more Roger Sterling

Farkin' A right. Roger makes me LOL at least once every episode. The Russian opera out of the vodak bottle is one of the high points of the season. Roger just looks at it, smiles, and pours a drink.

But for me the classic Roger moment is when Megan's dad says "Eventually little girls have to spread their legs and fly away" and Roger is all "Ho ho HO!" with a knowing smirk on his face.

30 May 2012 11:20 AM
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The Homer Tax     
Mentat: Watching Pete get his ass kicked was a great moment in television.

GRIMY LITTLE PIMP!


This season has been astounding. The Roger Sterling Acid Trip episode was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Even the less-good episodes this season have been better than anything else on television. Like I said, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but the notion that this show is tantamount to a soap opera is just inconceivable to me - I don't know if it could be any more the opposite of exactly that.

30 May 2012 11:22 AM
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OtherLittleGuy     
www.greatvwads.com

30 May 2012 11:30 AM
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jonathan_L     
Mentat: Watching Pete get his ass kicked was a great moment in television.

GRIMY LITTLE PIMP!


For your (repeated) viewing pleasure, in animated gif form:

Link

30 May 2012 11:32 AM
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mjohnson71     
zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


BTW: did Rory get some after-market work done? She looks "chestier" than I remember.

30 May 2012 11:35 AM
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8 inches    [TotalFark]  
This season has been the worst ever with one notable exception - last week's episode, which was awesome. Everything else HAS been one big Soap Opera, filled with feelings and emotions. I had gotten to the point that I just fast forwarded through any scene that didn't take place in the office. Hopefully things have now turned a corner and this show can get back to the excellent entertainment I had come to expect.



/STILL my favorite show on T.V.

30 May 2012 11:36 AM
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mjohnson71     
zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


I'm betting Pete Campbell doesn't make it to next season alive.

30 May 2012 11:38 AM
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Solon Isonomia    [TotalFark]  
mjohnson71: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

BTW: did Rory get some after-market work done? She looks "chestier" than I remember.


I'm guessing some double stick tape and some of those cutlet-like thingies.

30 May 2012 11:39 AM
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Uncle Pooky     
HoboCop: Show needs more Roger Sterling

"Am I the only one who wants to see this?"

/Woefully underused this year.

30 May 2012 11:40 AM
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The Homer Tax     
Uncle Pooky: "Am I the only one who wants to see this?"

"Is it just me, or is the lobby full of..."

30 May 2012 11:46 AM
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