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   Pasadena woman drinks vodak, removes clothes & grabs crowbar to become The Terror Of Colorado Blvd: "She came in and started going crazy, running around the shop"

30 May 2012 06:09 AM   |   4619 clicks   |   Pasadena Star-News
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Triumph    [TotalFark]  
What the fark drug is the CIA testing out now? It's got that take-your-clothes-off-cannibalize-evis cerate-your-intestines-go-crazy- with-a-crowbar kind of high.

30 May 2012 12:34 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
i1.kym-cdn.com

30 May 2012 12:34 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
♫ Everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meana
Than the crazy naked lady from Pasadena ♫

30 May 2012 01:11 AM
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fickle floridian     
I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

30 May 2012 01:37 AM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

Vodak is intentional. Like babby or moran. it's a THING.

30 May 2012 01:39 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Triumph: What the fark drug is the CIA testing out now? It's got that take-your-clothes-off-cannibalize-evis cerate-your-intestines-go-crazy- with-a-crowbar kind of high.

CIA?

The naked smash stuff drug is WOAD. The Scotts knew about it AGES ago.

And the cannibal drug is PCP. You gotta get that devil out. The weird part of the story is that the homeless victim was naked too. Maybe they were werewolves.

30 May 2012 01:44 AM
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fickle floridian     
Ambivalence: fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

Vodak is intentional. Like babby or moran. it's a THING.


Oh snap. Thanks.

30 May 2012 01:45 AM
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Triumph    [TotalFark]  
doglover:

I was joking because the cops in FLA were calling it a "new kind of LSD." CIA introduced LSD.

30 May 2012 02:14 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
*Gulp*

30 May 2012 02:19 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
Dude. I think I see some courtesy nip in there--right where the line of sight joins the boob with the back seat.

30 May 2012 02:25 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Triumph: doglover:

I was joking because the cops in FLA were calling it a "new kind of LSD." CIA introduced LSD.


JOKIM WERE YE? DON'T KEED A MAN WHAT BE COVERED IN WOAD AND NEKKID AS A WEE BABBY! HE'LL CUT YER HEID OFF AN WEAR IT FER A CODPIECE!

30 May 2012 02:47 AM
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Dahnkster     
I'd hit it.
With the crowbar.
In the conservatory.


Professor Plum

30 May 2012 06:15 AM
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Hector_Lemans     
She was... Terror!!!!! From the Year 5000!!!!!

/Are you ready for terroooorrrrrrrrr!!!?
//Got a really bad johnson here...and my motor won't start!

30 May 2012 06:16 AM
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Oysterman     
fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

25.media.tumblr.com

Absolut Vodak

30 May 2012 06:24 AM
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Nick Nostril     
Seems like she was performing some sort of ritual.

30 May 2012 06:28 AM
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Nidiot     
Meh - she didn't even eat anyone's face, amateur.

30 May 2012 06:46 AM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

is that anything like vodak? cause i really like vodak and orange juice.

30 May 2012 06:50 AM
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Void_Beavis     
Vodak trifecta in play?

30 May 2012 07:11 AM
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SDRR     
fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

*sigh*


Crazy with a Crowbar would make a good band name.

30 May 2012 07:16 AM
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Hoopy Frood     
♫Well, she's gonna get arrested now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her clothes on, but don't be a hater♫

30 May 2012 07:23 AM
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cherryl taggart     
Go granny, go granny, go granny go!

30 May 2012 07:42 AM
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cats4rent     
of course we all need more naked ladies running around but please leave the knives, guns, and crowbars at home.

30 May 2012 08:14 AM
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zabbers     
VODAK Trifecta, yessss!

30 May 2012 08:33 AM
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four95     
fickle floridian: Ambivalence: fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

Vodak is intentional. Like babby or moran. it's a THING.

Oh snap. Thanks.


Welcome to Fark.

30 May 2012 08:34 AM
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Nurglitch     
Bath salts? It's probably bath salts.

30 May 2012 08:46 AM
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cwheelie     
In Pasadena she's lucky the cops didn't shot first then ask what the problem was.

30 May 2012 09:58 AM
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Banacek     
cwheelie: In Pasadena she's lucky the cops didn't shot first then ask what the problem was.

Why, she wasn't jaywalking or illegally parked.

/no revenue from this, surprised the cops showed up

30 May 2012 10:09 AM
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SmitetheRighteous     
I'm always out of town when something interesting happens.

30 May 2012 10:39 AM
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untaken_name     
So *that's* what Xzibit's been up to lately. I was wondering.

30 May 2012 10:56 AM
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penis     
Was she hot?

30 May 2012 11:04 AM
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penis     
Just rtfa and YES!

30 May 2012 11:04 AM
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TheVeryDeadIanMartin     
Sees what you did there:

i.imgur.com

30 May 2012 11:46 AM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meana
Than the crazy naked lady from Pasadena ♫


Go drunkie go drunkie go drunkie go!

30 May 2012 04:04 PM
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Your Average Witty Fark User     
Ambivalence: fickle floridian: I guess subby meant "vodka"...?

Vodak is intentional. Like babby or moran. it's a THING.


Subby is a farktard.

30 May 2012 08:33 PM
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NathanAllen     
And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

30 May 2012 11:28 PM
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