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Icetech3     
BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

30 May 2012 08:14 AM
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my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     
Double Ultra Fark: He was released after no-showing a team appearance at a local children's hospital.

/Can't wait for him to just disappear

30 May 2012 08:25 AM
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my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     
Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark

30 May 2012 08:27 AM
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Arkanaut     
Is this like Connie Mack firing himself as manager of the A's?

30 May 2012 08:36 AM
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SharkTrager     
He only kinda owned the team. They gave him a small ownership share to sign him, and the contract said they could take it away as well, which they did. He was an owner in name only.

30 May 2012 08:36 AM
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dragonchild     
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food : I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark


Drew's always walking a fine line because tasteless humor is integral to Fark, but it really is getting to the point where the nuts are taking over the asylum. The mods can't or won't do much because the line between tasteless humor and bigotry is deliberately blurred here. When that line dissolves completely, though, pretty much anyone interesting will have left.

30 May 2012 08:36 AM
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Orgasmatron138     
dragonchild: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark

Drew's always walking a fine line because tasteless humor is integral to Fark, but it really is getting to the point where the nuts are taking over the asylum. The mods can't or won't do much because the line between tasteless humor and bigotry is deliberately blurred here. When that line dissolves completely, though, pretty much anyone interesting will have left.


It's just funny what constitutes banning/timeout and what doesn't. Racist comments? No problem. Post a nippleless sideboob? You're done.

30 May 2012 08:39 AM
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muck4doo     
dragonchild: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark

Drew's always walking a fine line because tasteless humor is integral to Fark, but it really is getting to the point where the nuts are taking over the asylum. The mods can't or won't do much because the line between tasteless humor and bigotry is deliberately blurred here. When that line dissolves completely, though, pretty much anyone interesting will have left.


It's becoming almost as bad as youtube and espn.com

30 May 2012 09:48 AM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
SharkTrager: He only kinda owned the team. They gave him a small ownership share to sign him, and the contract said they could take it away as well, which they did. He was an owner in name only.

This. Also, knowing how the small indoor leagues are run, there was no intention of letting him own any part of the team. They just wanted free publicity. And at $200/game or so in salary, the amount of coverage they got was insane.

/wanted the AFL team I worked for to offer LeBron a contract when he was a FA before "The Decision"
//they were so dumb for not doing it - "oh, it's minor league stuff"...yeah, we're a minor damn league.

30 May 2012 10:00 AM
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The_Pirate     
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food : Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark


To be fair, he's from Detroit. Every white person is racist here.

/Not joking.
//Yes I'm sure you're the exception that proves the rule.
///Point still stands.

30 May 2012 10:00 AM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
Also, he wasn't released from the Arena League. He was released from the Indoor Football League. Two totally separate entities. It's like confusing the NFL and CFL.

/FFS, subby, it even says the right league name in the article headline

30 May 2012 10:09 AM
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machoprogrammer     
Orgasmatron138: It's just funny what constitutes banning/timeout and what doesn't. Racist comments? No problem. Post a nippleless sideboob? You're done.

I am pretty sure it is keeping it SFW. Side boob can get you in trouble at work... No one is going to see the racist comment but you.

30 May 2012 10:19 AM
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man metaphysical     
I went to a chicago slaughter gAme a few weeks ago..and yeah it was pretty boring. I know TO has hit hard times but playing in the IFL....how the mighty have fAllen.

30 May 2012 10:23 AM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

you're a dick.

30 May 2012 10:24 AM
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Bullseyed     
Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

Black guy with no job, broke and refusing to pay child support.



But hey, stereotypes are never accurate!

/stereotypes are accurate a majority of the time, that is why they exist.

30 May 2012 10:29 AM
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Bullseyed     
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food : Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark


Discriminating against someone because of their thoughts or beliefs is bigotry.

Try being tolerant for once.

30 May 2012 10:31 AM
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raptusregaliter     
And so he keeps on swirling down the Toilet of Life. Any bets on when the next attention whoring (self-harm, sideline bicycling show, etc) is due to occur?

30 May 2012 10:42 AM
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born_yesterday     
machoprogrammer: Orgasmatron138: It's just funny what constitutes banning/timeout and what doesn't. Racist comments? No problem. Post a nippleless sideboob? You're done.

I am pretty sure it is keeping it SFW. Side boob can get you in trouble at work... No one is going to see the racist comment but you.


What about sitting on threads, waiting to delete posts of people "trolling" other users...and that user "getting trolled" is a well-known full time politics tab troll? No reason for that.

Owens has always been more unstable than talented, and for a while, he was quite talented.

30 May 2012 10:50 AM
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man metaphysical     
I wouldn't call TO playing in the IFL "attention whoring" I would call this another low point in TO's life.

30 May 2012 10:51 AM
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Callous    [TotalFark]  
Bullseyed: Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

Black guy with no job, broke and refusing to pay child support.



But hey, stereotypes are never accurate!

/stereotypes are accurate a majority of the time, that is why they exist.


Since when has political correctness had any relationship with the truth? Political Correctness is not about being accurate, it's about making people feel better irregardless of the truth.

30 May 2012 10:51 AM
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MAYORBOB     
Glad to see someone pointed out that TO's team wasn't an Arena team. TO is rumored to be thinking about turning to a second career -- motivational speaker on how to develop a team (no I in that word) spirit.

30 May 2012 11:01 AM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
FTA: The proverbial straw that broke the camel's back for Mr. Owens was his no-show to a scheduled appearance at a local children's hospital with other Wrangler players and coaches.

imageshack.us

30 May 2012 11:11 AM
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SnatchMcGillicudy     
At least he's got a sound future ahead of him, so it doesn't hurt him to be fired from jobs like this....oh, waitaminute, just got handed something. Mmhmm....yes..ok. This just in. Karma bites back hard.

30 May 2012 11:17 AM
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root88     
SharkTrager: He only kinda owned the team. They gave him a small ownership share to sign him, and the contract said they could take it away as well, which they did. He was an owner in name only.

He probably just made a percentage of the teams profits in his salary.

30 May 2012 11:29 AM
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pion     
Callous: Bullseyed: Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

Black guy with no job, broke and refusing to pay child support.



But hey, stereotypes are never accurate!

/stereotypes are accurate a majority of the time, that is why they exist.

Since when has political correctness had any relationship with the truth? Political Correctness is not about being accurate, it's about making people feel better irregardless of the truth.


If you have a problem with not saying things that offend other people, you're not defending the truth, you're an asshole. Plain and simple.

30 May 2012 11:30 AM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
root88: He probably just made a percentage of the teams profits in his salary.

So he didn't get paid at all.

30 May 2012 11:52 AM
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macadamnut     
Callous: Since when has political correctness had any relationship with the truth? Political Correctness is not about being accurate, it's about making people feel better irregardless of the truth.

So you would be "differently literate"?

30 May 2012 11:53 AM
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SharkTrager     
root88: SharkTrager: He only kinda owned the team. They gave him a small ownership share to sign him, and the contract said they could take it away as well, which they did. He was an owner in name only.

He probably just made a percentage of the teams profits in his salary.


Probably. The contract wasn't made public, and all he was trying to do was audition for the NFL.

Bang up job TO.

30 May 2012 11:58 AM
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Odd Bird     
SharkTrager: root88: SharkTrager: He only kinda owned the team. They gave him a small ownership share to sign him, and the contract said they could take it away as well, which they did. He was an owner in name only.

He probably just made a percentage of the teams profits in his salary.

Probably. The contract wasn't made public, and all he was trying to do was audition for the NFL.

Bang up job TO.


IIRC; he was getting the league standard for playing, about $400/game

30 May 2012 12:18 PM
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Sebastrd     
pion: If you have a problem with not saying things that offend other people, you're not defending the truth, you're an asshole. Plain and simple.

Are you saying that one should not speak the truth, if facing that truth might bother someone else?

I sincerely hope I misunterstood you.

30 May 2012 12:19 PM
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Sebastrd     
The_Pirate: To be fair, he's from Detroit. Every white person is racist here.

/Not joking.
//Yes I'm sure you're the exception that proves the rule.
///Point still stands.


FTFY

30 May 2012 12:20 PM
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johnny_stingray     
in all farinesss, TO showed courage by playing in a superbowl with a broken leg, and still managed 9 receptions and 122 yards.

Try doing that sometime.

30 May 2012 12:53 PM
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Di Atribe    [TotalFark]  
johnny_stingray: in all farinesss, TO showed courage by playing in a superbowl with a broken leg, and still managed 9 receptions and 122 yards.

Try doing that sometime.


Hey, that's great! So he did something great that one time. He still has to pay his bills & he had a great opportunity with the Wranglers. He squandered it. All goodwill earned over one game, what, 6 years ago? Is kinda gone.

The Wranglers have severed all ties with him, including his share in the team. I'm not sure when it turns the corner from "amusing" to "sad," but I think it's getting there.

30 May 2012 12:59 PM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
Odd Bird: IIRC; he was getting the league standard for playing, about $400/game

IFL players make $200-250/game. AFL players make $400-500 game (not sure if they're getting paid the $500/game while they're still having labor disputes or the owners have just offered it and they're still getting paid $400/game while complaining that the $500/game isn't enough as their idiot union leader continues to f*ck them over).

30 May 2012 12:59 PM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
Di Atribe: The Wranglers have severed all ties with him, including his share in the team. I'm not sure when it turns the corner from "amusing" to "sad," but I think it's getting there.

They were never going to give him the share in his team. If you know anything about minor league/indoor football owners, for the most part they're really, really, cheap and they're never going to give up pieces of their very small pies for anything.

30 May 2012 01:02 PM
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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     
I was looking at an Allen Wranglers billboard with T.O. on it while driving to work today, so I'm getting a kick...

30 May 2012 01:21 PM
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rubertidom     
muck4doo: dragonchild: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark

Drew's always walking a fine line because tasteless humor is integral to Fark, but it really is getting to the point where the nuts are taking over the asylum. The mods can't or won't do much because the line between tasteless humor and bigotry is deliberately blurred here. When that line dissolves completely, though, pretty much anyone interesting will have left.

It's becoming almost as bad as youtube and espn.com


Let's back off on the hyperbole there. We've had one shiatty comment out of 36. If you were on youtube or yahoo, it'd be the opposite.

30 May 2012 01:56 PM
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rjakobi     
So, I'm guessing he's going to fire his publicist now? The one who said he had ten million reasons to be happy after his suicide attempt?

30 May 2012 02:31 PM
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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     
rjakobi: So, I'm guessing he's going to fire his publicist now? The one who said he had ten 25 million reasons to be happy after his suicide attempt?

FTFY

30 May 2012 02:33 PM
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Mind of the North Star     
Bullseyed: Icetech3: BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHA And im not even laughing cause its a black guy without a job... thats just normal.. but anytime TO self destructs its a good day:)

Black guy with no job, broke and refusing to pay child support.



But hey, stereotypes are never accurate!

/stereotypes are accurate a majority of the time, that is why they exist.


I've heard this before. In regards to race, this statement is the definition of cognitive laziness.


/lol keyboard racist really know how to turn a thread to shiat quickly

30 May 2012 02:38 PM
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SharkTrager     
IAmRight: Di Atribe: The Wranglers have severed all ties with him, including his share in the team. I'm not sure when it turns the corner from "amusing" to "sad," but I think it's getting there.

They were never going to give him the share in his team. If you know anything about minor league/indoor football owners, for the most part they're really, really, cheap and they're never going to give up pieces of their very small pies for anything.


They DID give him the share in the team. But they had the right to take it away if he violated his contract, which it appears he did.

30 May 2012 02:40 PM
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Callous    [TotalFark]  
macadamnut: Callous: Since when has political correctness had any relationship with the truth? Political Correctness is not about being accurate, it's about making people feel better irregardless of the truth.

So you would be "differently literate"?


I was caffinatedly challenged when I wrote that post. Sounded good to my partially functional brain at the time.

30 May 2012 03:32 PM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
SharkTrager: They DID give him the share in the team. But they had the right to take it away if he violated his contract, which it appears he did.

Yes, but the ownership was extremely happy to do it - basically it's a situation where you get a famous person to work for you with the idea that they're going to get star treatment, that they get an ownership stake, etc...then you treat them just like everyone else, say that they're "not being a team player" as though you actually expected them to be one, and look for any sign you can late-ish in the season to cut them and avoid having them take anything long-term.

They've played 11 games, he's played in 8, they're 6-5...I put his earnings down in his IFL career at less than $2000, before taxes. For 3 months' worth of work.

And you KNOW the name alone was worth more than that in season ticket and walk-up ticket sales.

30 May 2012 03:54 PM
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muck4doo     
rubertidom: muck4doo: dragonchild: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: I wish racists like this could be outed and publicly shamed.

/Yeah yeah...welcome to fark

Drew's always walking a fine line because tasteless humor is integral to Fark, but it really is getting to the point where the nuts are taking over the asylum. The mods can't or won't do much because the line between tasteless humor and bigotry is deliberately blurred here. When that line dissolves completely, though, pretty much anyone interesting will have left.

It's becoming almost as bad as youtube and espn.com

Let's back off on the hyperbole there. We've had one shiatty comment out of 36. If you were on youtube or yahoo, it'd be the opposite.


When I posted there were only 7 comments, nimrod.

30 May 2012 05:20 PM
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abhorrent1     
Orgasmatron138:
It's just funny what constitutes banning/timeout and what doesn't. Racist comments? No problem. Post a nippleless sideboob? You're done.

And God forbid you comment in a photoshop thread without posting a picture. Serious business.

31 May 2012 09:19 AM
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abhorrent1     
blech. quote fail

31 May 2012 09:20 AM
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