WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?

Como se llama el tigre de cheetos y el gato de bubaloo?

Knights Templar v. PepsiCo. A true WTF moment.

ChipNASA: WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?
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I have the weirdest orangest boner right now.

Cheetos? I don't need no stinkin cheetos.

Not Amused.

It ain't easy being cheesy...

They want the munchies market as well? Monsters!.

"They pull a Frito, you pull a Cheeto. He sends one of yours to the OXXO, you send one of his to the Casa Ley. *That's* the *Chicano* way! "

"Knights Templar cartel" I'd laugh, but then I'd be forced to drink from the wrong cup (blind taste test). Maybe Pepsi Co can hire whatever BlackWater is calling itself these days to do some Cheeto dusting.

ChipNASA: WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?

Because they're dangerously cheesy.

Are they seriously going to make stoners choose sides between weed and cheetos?
/This is like a Harold and Kumar version of Sophie's Choice.

CygnusDarius: They want the munchies market as well? Monsters!.

It makes sense if you think about it.

Perhaps the most bizarre part of the story: the perpetrators. A smaller splinter group of the western La Familia cartel, the Knights Templar have emerged only recently as a self-styled Christian military order. ... Knights Templar propaganda likewise paints them as a muscle-bound medieval knights. Who are now at war with Cheetos - and Pepsi. Read that again. Thankfully, no one was hurt.

The Assassins are not pleased.

*Insert joke about the Templars trying to stop Cheetos to get a gamers here*

Fark, I was just reading an article about the Norwegian Knights Templar~

http://news.yahoo.com/police-norwegia n-mass-killer-acted-alone-refute - existence-095322420.html

/they're everywhere I tell ya

First they corner the market on white powder, next orange powder...makes sense.

Son of Thunder: ChipNASA: WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?

Because they're dangerously cheesy.

You can bet on that......

Skr: "Knights Templar cartel" I'd laugh, but then I'd be forced to drink from the wrong cup (blind taste test). Maybe Pepsi Co can hire whatever BlackWater is calling itself these days to do some Cheeto dusting.

Only to have the cartels offering more to the mercs so that they work for them.

Let the free market settle this, Pepsi should just go employ Diamond River or Xe or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now. Fight fire with fire!

I think the cartels just made a big mistake.

You can kill innocent women and children.

But you cause measurable finanical harm to a US based, multi-national, billion dollar corporation?

That will not be tolerated.

Well it's about damned time someone took action! Those evil Cheetos have been terrorizing waistlines with impunity for years.

Cheetos Marshmallow Treats
Ingredients

2T butter
4c mini marshmallows
6c Cheetos, roughly chopped (I averaged 3 pieces per Cheeto)
Directions

Prep a 9×13 pan with whatever it is you might prep it with so the treats don't stick in there.
Melt butter in a big pot on the stove.
Add in marshmallows and melt those as well, stirring occasionally.
Stir in chopped Cheetos until they are covered in melted mallow.
Smash Cheetos mix into your prepared pan and let cool.
Cut and consume.
The sweetness of the marshmallow takes a second to hit you. So you take a bite, and you are like, "Cheetos...Cheetos...Cheetos...oooh, marshmallow!" Awesome.

Inadvertent bonus: The marshmallow seals in the Cheetos, so while your taste buds are covered in cheesy-mallowy-goodness, your fingers remain dust-free!

CygnusDarius: Skr: "Knights Templar cartel" I'd laugh, but then I'd be forced to drink from the wrong cup (blind taste test). Maybe Pepsi Co can hire whatever BlackWater is calling itself these days to do some Cheeto dusting.

Only to have the cartels offering more to the mercs so that they work for them.

Obviously the Mercenaries would be tracked by some sort of organization so they could be traced back to the Cartels. Mercs use guns and stuff, so maybe ATF could handle that.

If Britney is ok with Cheetos as part of a nutritional meal - then so am I!

I think the Zeta's might have bit off more than they can chew, Chester is one cool cold motherfarker.

Which puts into perspective just what the local merchants have to deal with. Imaging the ignorance of these pendejos demanding eleventy million pesos from some schmuck who runs a distribution terminal...

"In CASH, by tomorrow or we keeel you"! Even if the guy told his PepsiCo overlords, they would just smirk and threaten to fire him if he got killed.

Ahhhh Mexico.. Lets keep calling it what it isnt and hope this whole thing blows over

Turbo Cojones: Which puts into perspective just what the local merchants have to deal with. Imaging the ignorance of these pendejos demanding eleventy million pesos from some schmuck who runs a distribution terminal...

"In CASH, by tomorrow or we keeel you"! Even if the guy told his PepsiCo overlords, they would just smirk and threaten to fire him if he got killed.

From the article:

If you're looking to coerce the manager who is writing the checks, you might as well try to threaten a computer database.

Let's just nuke Mexico and be done with it already.

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Cheetos Marshmallow Treats
Ingredients

2T butter
4c mini marshmallows
6c Cheetos, roughly chopped (I averaged 3 pieces per Cheeto)
Directions

Prep a 9×13 pan with whatever it is you might prep it with so the treats don't stick in there.
Melt butter in a big pot on the stove.
Add in marshmallows and melt those as well, stirring occasionally.
Stir in chopped Cheetos until they are covered in melted mallow.
Smash Cheetos mix into your prepared pan and let cool.
Cut and consume.
The sweetness of the marshmallow takes a second to hit you. So you take a bite, and you are like, "Cheetos...Cheetos...Cheetos...oooh, marshmallow!" Awesome.

Inadvertent bonus: The marshmallow seals in the Cheetos, so while your taste buds are covered in cheesy-mallowy-goodness, your fingers remain dust-free!



STOP!!! Doobage TIME!

They can have my Cheetos when they pull them from my dead, cold, orange hands.

Those sonsabiatches

I will not stand for this

ChipNASA: WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?
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Because somebody has to get all those cheetos out of the tub.

I blame the Frito Bandito.

The Knights Templar: I just know someone watched too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer while stoned.

To be honest, after hearing those stupid "Cheetos Hotline" radio commericals I kinda side with the cartels

I think this is great!
Perhaps this might bring those jobs back to America!

Okay, now they've gone too far. Murder, extortion, and child abduction are all perfectly acceptable. You fark with the Cheetos, and you'll REALLY provoke America into a war!

Actually, if you think about it, that's probably the worst idea in the world. Fark with the little guy, sure, but you start threatening a multi-billion dollar conglomerate, you'll see how quickly the corporate machine revs up to crush your sorry ass into the ground. Something tells me that Pepsi-Co isn't above hiring a PMC to stomp out a cartel that's pissing them off.

I could give less of a damn about the cheetos...

Now when they start hittin' the Funyuns.... I"m all for arming up, and blasting some banditos back to the stone age.... :)

adder1: Not Amused.

And pissed off.

At what point do you start deploying drones over cartel space?

TeddyBallGame: At what point do you start deploying drones over cartel space?

Oh please, oh please , oh please, oh please....

MDGeist: Let's just nuke Mexico and be done with it already.

Too close, however I wonder how far it will be allowed to go before someone goes all wmd on their ass.

MyNameIsMofuga: Are they seriously going to make stoners choose sides between weed and cheetos?

Stoker: Perhaps this might bring those jobs back to America!

Yes, because local delivery to bodegas in Mexico is just the sort of job that we have lost millions of.

/ TFA, read it

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Cheetos Marshmallow Treats
Ingredients

2T butter
4c mini marshmallows
6c Cheetos, roughly chopped (I averaged 3 pieces per Cheeto)
Directions

Prep a 9×13 pan with whatever it is you might prep it with so the treats don't stick in there.
Melt butter in a big pot on the stove.
Add in marshmallows and melt those as well, stirring occasionally.
Stir in chopped Cheetos until they are covered in melted mallow.
Smash Cheetos mix into your prepared pan and let cool.
Cut and consume.
The sweetness of the marshmallow takes a second to hit you. So you take a bite, and you are like, "Cheetos...Cheetos...Cheetos...oooh, marshmallow!" Awesome.

Inadvertent bonus: The marshmallow seals in the Cheetos, so while your taste buds are covered in cheesy-mallowy-goodness, your fingers remain dust-free!

I don't smoke that often but I really want to make these and get really high right now.

So now Cheeto death squads will roam the streets of Mexico dispensing street justice to the cartels. Chop off their heads fill their mouths full of cheetos and cover the bodies in orange dust.

Good. Maybe if multinational companies get dragged in deeper we can rethink this whole war on drugs sooner.

I wish the Mexican drug cartel the best of luck. Cheetos are utterly vile.