Other uses of such tape might include when a suspect disembowels himself and flings his intestines at police, and when a man eats off another man's face. Also a foot in the mail.

Wouldn't that be fun to wrap around the neighbors house when they are out of town.

Oh, sure, they come in a variety of options. For instance: Link

AqueousBoy: Oh, sure, they come in a variety of options. For instance: Link

That's it, I'm getting Quarantine tape to wrap around Capitol Hill.

AqueousBoy: Oh, sure, they come in a variety of options. For instance: Link

I want the QUARANTINE tape! I could have some fun with that.

KangTheMad: AqueousBoy: Oh, sure, they come in a variety of options. For instance: Link

That's it, I'm getting Quarantine tape to wrap around Capitol Hill.

**shakes tiny fist**

dkrel: Wouldn't that be fun to wrap around the neighbors house when they are out of town.

I wouldn't mind using it on my own house, keep the Witnesses from ringing my doorbell every Saturday morning.

If only we had stricter gun control laws, this never would have happened!

On my desk

Any crime scene involving blood has to be treated as a biohazard area, I would think.

namegoeshere: Other uses of such tape might include when a suspect disembowels himself and flings his intestines at police, and when a man eats off another man's face. Also a foot in the mail.

So, zombies?.

AqueousBoy: Oh, sure, they come in a variety of options. For instance: Link

Even "Protected marine mammal"

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Ugly-ass baby seal

CygnusDarius: namegoeshere: Other uses of such tape might include when a suspect disembowels himself and flings his intestines at police, and when a man eats off another man's face. Also a foot in the mail.

So, zombies?.

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/ 16/mcarthur-high-school-contamin ation_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal- 2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-a irport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westches ter/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Ma n-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail. html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/ Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-15310 0125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/ 2815003/second-broward-school-re ports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail. html
5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/p assenger-restrained-on-flight-to -miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/ 26/naked-man-eating-victims-face -killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-docto r-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui- arrest/story?id=16436402
5/27: Hackensack man critical after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/201 2/05/hackensack_man_critical_aft er_allegedly_stabbing_self_throwing_in testines_at_police.html

And so it begins...

namegoeshere: And so it begins...

Holy shiat, seems more like a 28 days later scenario than a walking dead scenario.

I love how they provide stats from the area:

Data Center

This section provides easy access to our databases, data-driven stories and interactive graphics on topics such as schools, population, crime, speed traps and golf courses.

-Including speed traps.

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/201 20530/METRO02/205300374#ixzz1wNB 8cz1m

CygnusDarius: namegoeshere: And so it begins...

Holy shiat, seems more like a 28 days later scenario than a walking dead scenario.

Credit to tankjr in the offal thread for the farked up list.

CygnusDarius: namegoeshere: And so it begins...

Holy shiat, seems more like a 28 days later scenario than a walking dead scenario.

Get the shotguns!

If they're fast zombies, do we aim for the legs first? The "Zombie Survival Guide" wasn't clear on what to do for fast zombies.

pciszek: Any crime scene involving blood has to be treated as a biohazard area, I would think.

I played high school football in the 1980s. You could keep playing with untreated cuts; I did several times. Now any cut means you're out of the game until treatment.

Those biatches had some serious gash!

JohnAnnArbor: pciszek: Any crime scene involving blood has to be treated as a biohazard area, I would think.

I played high school football in the 1980s. You could keep playing with untreated cuts; I did several times. Now any cut means you're out of the game until treatment.

Last time I was in my kid's classroom, one snowflake got a minor bloody nose. One drop hit the floor. One. And the entire room had to be evacuated and closed down until it was cleaned up.

poe_zlaw: Since when do they make brown paper sacks that big?
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Ever seen those giant liquor bottles?.

namegoeshere: JohnAnnArbor: pciszek: Any crime scene involving blood has to be treated as a biohazard area, I would think.

I played high school football in the 1980s. You could keep playing with untreated cuts; I did several times. Now any cut means you're out of the game until treatment.

Last time I was in my kid's classroom, one snowflake got a minor bloody nose. One drop hit the floor. One. And the entire room had to be evacuated and closed down until it was cleaned up.

So it's gotten that silly, has it.

CygnusDarius: poe_zlaw: Since when do they make brown paper sacks that big?
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Ever seen those giant liquor bottles?.

Also for when you're using an elephant as the source for the ol' flaming bag of poo prank.

JohnAnnArbor: I played high school football in the 1980s. You could keep playing with untreated cuts; I did several times. Now any cut means you're out of the game until treatment.

argh, pet peeve of mine

between = two

among, amongst = 3 or more

the clue is the 'tween', think 'twin', for 2.

Gloria Ramirez

pciszek: Any crime scene involving blood has to be treated as a biohazard area, I would think.

That would be my thought, also.

They make it just for you toilet after a Taco Bell run.

This happened very close to my home. These apartments are basically the slums of what is really a middle-to-upper-middle class city. Really kinda strange because they are nice apartments (well-maintained). I talk to the cops in the area and they probably have consistently more calls there in this small town than anywhere else.

slayer199: This happened very close to my home. These apartments are basically the slums of what is really a middle-to-upper-middle class city. Really kinda strange because they are nice apartments (well-maintained). I talk to the cops in the area and they probably have consistently more calls there in this small town than anywhere else.

Well, I wouldn't say it is too strange since most Grand Blanc crimes scenes like this one happens in apartments. Home owners don't always lose their minds as fast as renters.