Well, I'll be sure to flush twice.

In before the scrimps?

It's only dirty if you forget the electricians tape and flash light.

Wait, what?

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

You don't like the shrimp just 'cause they're brown? Racist!

Mud shrimp?

Brown is beautiful!

/especially dipped in garlic butter with lemon

Little Timmy is 4 years old. He lives with his mother and Great-Great Grandmother. Timmy's mom takes care of Grandma because she is getting up in the years and can't live alone.

One day as Timmy's mom is washing dishes, Timmy runs into the kitchen out of breath and very upset....

"MOM! MOM! Grandma's shrimp are hanging out!!"

Timmy's mother is confused but follows Timmy into the living room to investigate. There on the couch Great-Great Grandma is sitting there with her panties around her ankles, her skirt hiked up and everything showing to the world. Timmy's mom realizes this is a moment where she has to be an adult and be honest with her son...

"Timmy....those aren't Grandma's shrimp....that's Grandma's vagina....you see........."

Before she could finish what she was saying Timmy interrupted...

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

They're all pink on the inside

blatz514: Little Timmy is 4 years old. He lives with his mother and Great-Great Grandmother. Timmy's mom takes care of Grandma because she is getting up in the years and can't live alone.

One day as Timmy's mom is washing dishes, Timmy runs into the kitchen out of breath and very upset....

"MOM! MOM! Grandma's shrimp are hanging out!!"

Timmy's mother is confused but follows Timmy into the living room to investigate. There on the couch Great-Great Grandma is sitting there with her panties around her ankles, her skirt hiked up and everything showing to the world. Timmy's mom realizes this is a moment where she has to be an adult and be honest with her son...

"Timmy....those aren't Grandma's shrimp....that's Grandma's vagina....you see........."

Before she could finish what she was saying Timmy interrupted...

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

I'm sending you a bill for my lunch.

/thanks it was good food, too.

blatz514: Little Timmy is 4 years old. He lives with his mother and Great-Great Grandmother. Timmy's mom takes care of Grandma because she is getting up in the years and can't live alone.

One day as Timmy's mom is washing dishes, Timmy runs into the kitchen out of breath and very upset....

"MOM! MOM! Grandma's shrimp are hanging out!!"

Timmy's mother is confused but follows Timmy into the living room to investigate. There on the couch Great-Great Grandma is sitting there with her panties around her ankles, her skirt hiked up and everything showing to the world. Timmy's mom realizes this is a moment where she has to be an adult and be honest with her son...

"Timmy....those aren't Grandma's shrimp....that's Grandma's vagina....you see........."

Before she could finish what she was saying Timmy interrupted...

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

You sick and wonderful bastard...
;)

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There's, um, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's, that's about it.

/oblig

Is brown shrimp what they call them post-BP accident?

Shrip!!!

Cmon Fark, you're slacking.

blatz514: Little Timmy is 4 years old. He lives with his mother and Great-Great Grandmother. Timmy's mom takes care of Grandma because she is getting up in the years and can't live alone.

One day as Timmy's mom is washing dishes, Timmy runs into the kitchen out of breath and very upset....

"MOM! MOM! Grandma's shrimp are hanging out!!"

Timmy's mother is confused but follows Timmy into the living room to investigate. There on the couch Great-Great Grandma is sitting there with her panties around her ankles, her skirt hiked up and everything showing to the world. Timmy's mom realizes this is a moment where she has to be an adult and be honest with her son...

"Timmy....those aren't Grandma's shrimp....that's Grandma's vagina....you see........."

Before she could finish what she was saying Timmy interrupted...

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

That was amazing.

blatz514: Little Timmy is 4 years old. He lives with his mother and Great-Great Grandmother. Timmy's mom takes care of Grandma because she is getting up in the years and can't live alone.

One day as Timmy's mom is washing dishes, Timmy runs into the kitchen out of breath and very upset....

"MOM! MOM! Grandma's shrimp are hanging out!!"

Timmy's mother is confused but follows Timmy into the living room to investigate. There on the couch Great-Great Grandma is sitting there with her panties around her ankles, her skirt hiked up and everything showing to the world. Timmy's mom realizes this is a moment where she has to be an adult and be honest with her son...

"Timmy....those aren't Grandma's shrimp....that's Grandma's vagina....you see........."

Before she could finish what she was saying Timmy interrupted...

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

WHAT THE???? Why would you...???? Dear Jesus, please help these people.

What can Brown do for you?

i upped my meds-up yours: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

I know this reference, I came here to mention it.
Instead let's just see who else does.

FYI: On the northern Gulf Coast there are mainly two kinds of shrimp, brown shrimp and white shrimp.

Brown Shrimp: White Shrimp

In the smaller sizes there is no difference in them at all, except for color.
When they get to be above 30 count to the pound, the brown shrimp have a little bit firmer body and shell, making the white shrimp easier to peel. There is just a slight difference in the flavor if you cook them with the head off. But if you are a native of the Gulf Coast, you know that the best way to cook shrimp is with the head on, which really brings out the flavor. And if you do that, the brown shrimp have a totally different flavor. The shrimpers get more money for the white shrimp, about a quarter to fifty cents more per pound.

Green shrimp and red shrimp are not native to the northern gulf coast. Red shrimp is in the Florida waters, but stops around Tampa.

/Former shrimper
//All the useless info you ever want to know about shrimp, I got it.

i upped my meds-up yours: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

Mmmm. Cocktail sauce with that?

Presenting the only Farker who actually knows what sex act "brown shrimping" is: i upped my meds-up yours. (Not sure if it qualifies as a sex act, unless you have the prerequisite fetish.)

blatz514:

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

The Obligatoriest Clip U know

oh, yeah, Not Safe For The Work language on the above...lots of it...

I assume you trawl off the stern...

Broom: Presenting the only Farker who actually knows what sex act "brown shrimping" is: i upped my meds-up yours. (Not sure if it qualifies as a sex act, unless you have the prerequisite fetish.)

Not the only (see my previous comment).

BTW it's just called shrimping where I'm from.

Just wait till shark jumping becomes popular. Now *there* is a season.

Meatybrain: blatz514:

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

The Obligatoriest Clip U know

Thank you for that. The rest of my day is completely ruined because nothing will top the shiat.

/new keyboard, ect.

DreamyAltarBoy: BTW it's just called shrimping where I'm from.

Yup. Missed your comment.