Scott Ian?

I guess he won't be needing a drink.

Man stuck in vent charged with B&E

Thought it said BIE

/gigity

good thing he didn't hurt himself, he'd sue the company and make more off the lawsuit than he would have robbing them.

ihatedumbpeople: good thing he didn't hurt himself, he'd sue the company and make more off the lawsuit than he would have robbing them.

I don't think one of those cases have ever actually resulted in a judgment for the criminal. I could be wrong.

/grew up 20 minutes from here
//this story does not surprise me

Nothing like making a quiet entrance.

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

What's a thief-needs?

/even more annoying than unnecessary quote marks: the unnecessary hyphen

Pants full of macaroni!!: What's a thief-needs?

/even more annoying than unnecessary quote marks: the unnecessary hyphen

I'm wondering if subby meant to hyphenate the whole quote and then abandoned his plans after the first one?

Shadowknight:
/grew up 20 minutes from here
//this story does not surprise me

Something in the water there?

/Don't eat the fish...

I think I found the hyphen he stashed.

Witchyman: Scott Ian?

Glad I'm not the only one!

The guy must pay a lot of Duke Nukem 3D

/Heh heh heh heh. Whatta mess!

coldones: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

This actually happened during the local highland festival.

/hometown

The Mad Highlander: coldones: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

This actually happened during the local highland festival.

/hometown

Alma represent! (Went to & taught at AC)

More proof that Americans are too fat.