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   The Antichrist will be European and he will come from Spain

30 May 2012 12:28 PM   |   1582 clicks   |   Nine MSN
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CygnusDarius     
I'm so confused now.

30 May 2012 12:39 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
I thought he was Kenyan.

30 May 2012 12:40 PM
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Counter_Intelligent    [TotalFark]  
Spoiler: It was supposed to be Nero after he came back from the dead.

30 May 2012 12:43 PM
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groppet     
So we nuke Spain when they get peak Antichrist?

30 May 2012 12:44 PM
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Kurmudgeon     
He will wield the Castanets of Doom.

30 May 2012 01:07 PM
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Arkanaut     
propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.

30 May 2012 01:11 PM
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bikerbob59     
I still thought the antichrist was Obama

30 May 2012 01:19 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
If you believe in such drivel

30 May 2012 01:32 PM
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CygnusDarius     
Arkanaut: propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.


He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

Also, he is from outer space, and possibly radioactive, and a zombie to boot.

30 May 2012 01:35 PM
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Arkanaut     
CygnusDarius: Arkanaut: propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

Also, he is from outer space, and possibly radioactive, and a zombie to boot.


Also anti-colonialist. Almost forgot about that one.

30 May 2012 01:54 PM
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Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
Kurmudgeon: He will wield the Castanets of Doom.

need advice, soonish. Oh god it hurts.

30 May 2012 02:19 PM
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robertus     
billwardwriter.com

I'm not Shpanish you fool, I'm Egyptian

30 May 2012 02:33 PM
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Muta     
CygnusDarius: He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

You forgot to mention they got their guns from Operation Fast and Furious.

30 May 2012 02:49 PM
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Vengeful Walnut     
Somewhere Jack Van Impe is smiling...

/obscure

30 May 2012 03:14 PM
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StopLurkListen     
Prophecy of the Popes

Get up to date with the end-times conspiracy theories, people

30 May 2012 04:19 PM
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groppet     
Vengeful Walnut: Somewhere Jack Van Impe is smiling...

/obscure


Oh god the crap him and his wife talk about on their show was hilarious in the 90s. Me and my friends would watch it laughing our asses off. One time he said Russia had a secret army in the US and he show pictures of these "Russian military vehicles" They were Russian in origan, and some were military at a poit in their life but the real story was some guy bought them and was turning them into ambulances for the 3rd world.

30 May 2012 04:20 PM
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RickyWilliams'sBong     
The Antichrist will come from Amercia.

30 May 2012 06:14 PM
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intelligent comment below     
RickyWilliams'sBong: The Antichrist will come from Amercia.


There is no anti-Christ in the bad sense. Humans are evil and destructive, it's amusing when they try and blame their lack of civility on some magical forces.

If anything the anti-Christ will come and punish the evil.

30 May 2012 08:18 PM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
JACK VAN IMPE WAS RIGHT

30 May 2012 08:19 PM
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Zavulon     
Wait, I thought we just downgraded 666 to 616? Should be nothing to worry about here.

30 May 2012 10:04 PM
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born_yesterday     
robertus: [billwardwriter.com image 320x240]

I'm not Shpanish you fool, I'm Egyptian


You said you were from Spain! You're a liar!

30 May 2012 10:04 PM
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bugmn99     
CygnusDarius: Arkanaut: propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

Also, he is from outer space, and possibly radioactive, and a zombie to boot.


You forgot Nazi.

31 May 2012 09:10 AM
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