Good night, funny growth.

At last a cure for Chavez

The funeral will not be televised

I've got the perfect doctor for him

Good riddance to bad rubbish.
I mean Chavez of course.

Warthog: Good night, funny growth.

Thread over, everyone go home.

Hugo Chavez, what a horrible thing to happen to a nice bunch of cells

So, Wikipedia describes the cancer presentation similar to that of a 6-8 week old embryo. This means Chavez is pregnant with cancer??

/and he's about to "deliver"

xanadian: So, Wikipedia describes the cancer presentation similar to that of a 6-8 week old embryo. This means Chavez is pregnant with cancer??

/and he's about to "deliver"

And delung, depancreas, and debrain.

Also, I bet before dying, he's gonna claim in a public speech that the American Empire used their spies to poison him with cancer.

/if only

BKITU: xanadian: So, Wikipedia describes the cancer presentation similar to that of a 6-8 week old embryo. This means Chavez is pregnant with cancer??

/and he's about to "deliver"

And delung, depancreas, and debrain.

i was going to say "decerebrate", but you got there first, and it was funnier.

BKITU: xanadian: So, Wikipedia describes the cancer presentation similar to that of a 6-8 week old embryo. This means Chavez is pregnant with cancer??

/and he's about to "deliver"

And delung, depancreas, and debrain.

Debrain! Debrain!

All of you American, Warmongering Imperialist Dogs are just mad because Chavez wouldn't hand over his oil to you, and had the cajones to stand up to your ways.

This man is a saint, and has never done anything, at all, worth questioning!

:)

BronyMedic: All of you American, Warmongering Imperialist Dogs are just mad because Chavez wouldn't hand over his oil to you, and had the cajones to stand up to your ways.

This man is a saint, and has never done anything, at all, worth questioning!

:)

Thank you, Joe for Oil.

Warthog: Thank you, Joe for Oil.

I'm here all week.

Try the veal, it's delicious.

I hate Hugo Chavez because ... actually I have no idea why I hate him.

Time to place your bets on the date with a time of day as tie breaker.

The CIA's cancer gun strikes again.

"We should not mourn that such tumors die, but we should thank God that such tumors live."
- Gen. George S. Patton

Don't worry Hugo, you'll be smellin' the devil real good, real soon.

Dinobot: Also, I bet before dying, he's gonna claim in a public speech that the American Empire used their spies to poison him with cancer.

/if only

It wasn't America that gave him cancer. It was capitalism.

Oh, is this the thread where all the jingoists show us how big their dicks are by how much they hate the people they've been told to hate?

He is already grooming his son Hugo Chavez-un to take over when he dies.

tankjr: Oh, is this the thread where all the jingoists show us how big their dicks are by how much they hate the people they've been told to hate?

That summabiatch sold me some Citgo gasoline, damn right I hate the bastage with the passion of a thousand burning suns!

And he tried to outlaw cheese doodles!

Whom, whom, whom.

tankjr: Oh, is this the thread where all the jingoists show us how big their dicks are by how much they hate the people they've been told to hate?

No, I think this is the thread where shareholders in Big Oil come in and throw piles of money at each other. There's gonna be higher profits soon.

tankjr: Oh, is this the thread where all the jingoists show us how big their dicks are by how much they hate the people they've been told to hate?

It's where we show how big our dicks are by hating people who loudly and publicly hate us.

/fark that little weasel

tankjr: Oh, is this the thread where all the jingoists show us how big their dicks are by how much they hate the people they've been told to hate?

prolly

I can't wait for Metastatic Rhabdomyosarcoma--The Musical.

/Don't lacrimate for me, Venezuela

Dinobot: Also, I bet before dying, he's gonna claim in a public speech that the American Empire used their spies to poison him with cancer.


It'd be funnier if the CIA didn't have a history of farking around in South American countries that didn't prostrate to US corporate interests.
That being said, cancer as a weapon is a terrifying idea.

ArkAngel: [images4.fanpop.com image 558x315]

I've got the perfect doctor for him

You win the thread.

tankjr: Oh, is this the thread where all the jingoists show us how big their dicks are by how much they hate the people they've been told to hate?

I had to be told to hate him? Are you sure I didn't decide to hate him on my own after reading about how he shuts down newspapers that disagree with him, has a Putin-like grip on all media, uses the media to broadcast his tirades, has run his economy into the ground despite the wealth of oil, and takes a cue from Cuba and blames all bad things on the US?

umad:
/fark that little weasel

u mad?



/I had to

proof that the good do die young. This old bastard has lived too long.

Ummm.... something co-incidental here.

BronyMedic: All of you American, Warmongering Imperialist Dogs are just mad because Chavez wouldn't hand over his oil to you, and had the cajones to stand up to your ways.

Sigues usando esa palabra. No creo que signifique lo que crees que significa.

Remember to cry at his funeral. Or else.

He needs to come up here and exact his revenge on Pat Robertson for this. Two birds one stone so to speak.

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Sigues usando esa palabra. No creo que signifique lo que crees que significa.

Uh.

Um.

Mi hovercraft está lleno de anguilas! ¿Dónde está el baño?

God-is-a-Taco: Dinobot: Also, I bet before dying, he's gonna claim in a public speech that the American Empire used their spies to poison him with cancer.


It'd be funnier if the CIA didn't have a history of farking around in South American countries that didn't prostrate to US corporate interests.
That being said, cancer as a weapon is a terrifying idea.

meddlin in other countries affairs by the cia don't seem to work out too well in the long run for america

Is Sean Penn going to lead the American delegation to his funeral?

FTFA: Reporter's note: There is only one source for identifying the cancer and for the prognosis quoted in the first part of the above story. This is a person whom your reporter has very good reason to trust, but you should know that there is only one source so far; no other immediate confirmation. All sources asked for and were granted anonymity because to reveal their names could place them in danger or, at the very least cost them their positions.

All right....

God-is-a-Taco: Dinobot: Also, I bet before dying, he's gonna claim in a public speech that the American Empire used their spies to poison him with cancer.


It'd be funnier if the CIA didn't have a history of farking around in South American countries that didn't prostrate to US corporate interests. that wanted to ally with the Soviet Union rather than the United States.
That being said, cancer as a weapon is a terrifying idea.

Fixed that for you.

The common denominator in the United States propping very bad people up as leaders of South American Nations was that the Soviet Union was doing the exact same thing.

These countries were the proxies the cold war was fought in.

*checking*


nope, no farks given in here......

If I recall, the bastard who blew up Pan Am 103 lived 2 years and 9 months after he was given "6 months to live,", so I wouldn't get my hopes up just yet.

Cancer cures Venezuela

DannyJunior: Warthog: Good night, funny growth.

Thread over, everyone go home.

this

Just think how much it burns his bloated self image to be taken out by a few hundred tiny cels.

BKITU: xanadian: So, Wikipedia describes the cancer presentation similar to that of a 6-8 week old embryo. This means Chavez is pregnant with cancer??

/and he's about to "deliver"

And delung, depancreas, and debrain.

You owe me a new beer. (I bought a beer/coffee-proof keyboard a long time ago.)