Ohhhh my god yes.

Why is there no video? Typical of society to try and keep the white whale down.

Jackson Herring: Why is there no video? Typical of society to try and keep the white whale down.

Why aren't they letting any orcas on their soccer team? Typical white whales, discriminating against blacks.

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above and the sea below,
And a little white whale gooooooooooooooalll.

I just want to rub their little, squishy heads.

Whenever I go up to see the ships at Mystic Seaport in Conn., I always stop for a couple of hours watch the Beluga whales frolic at the aquarium.
/way to much fun

I like it when they eat people

How can you play soccer if you have no feet?! I don't think carrying the ball in your mouth is a legal move.

Wait.. what? Submitter wasn't lying? I.... I'm not sure how to feel about that, versus my expectation of what I'd find lurking in that link.


This photo with the malformed Soccer ball is begging for a Caption contest.

Nice find subs. Was amusing!

Link

They like music, too.

tetsoushima: Link

They like music, too.

Oh wow I was literally standing in that exact spot like two weeks ago.

Jackson Herring: Oh wow I was literally standing in that exact spot like two weeks ago.

Weird, so was I. I wonder if we saw each other?

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Oh wow I was literally standing in that exact spot like two weeks ago.

Weird, so was I. I wonder if we saw each other?

Have you considered you might be the same person?

maxximillian: Have you considered you might be the same person?

We are just two people who happen to like beluga whales playing soccer, fat dogs, and Ron Paul.

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Oh wow I was literally standing in that exact spot like two weeks ago.

Weird, so was I. I wonder if we saw each other?





God imagine how much better this thread would be if I had managed to capture the picture of you and the whale's butthole

Jackson Herring: i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

God imagine how much better this thread would be if I had managed to capture the picture of you and the whale's butthole

Yesss! If only there was a way you could depict the butthole experience that was not caught on camera.

ok fine I will post my fine artwork

Also from Mystic, and too fat to play soccer

This is my favorite thread.

Just full of cute whales and cute babes

Do they sell precious hamburgers there?