Not sure how this picture would turn any girl

Yeah, totally can't see how beach front property could possibly be a turn-on. The boyfriend sounds poor as dirt.

Oh god, and he also sounds creepy as shiat, dialing unknown numbers on her phone and breaking into her email and all. What a keeper creeper.

So, I wonder if the boyfriend is going to issue an apology to Terry, because it sounds like he was responding the actions of a gal sending him BIE. Which, in most circles, means a mild response. Not the actions of a woman with a steady boyfriend...

The My Little Pony Killer: Not sure how this picture would turn any girl

Yeah, totally can't see how beach front property could possibly be a turn-on. The boyfriend sounds poor as dirt.

It looks like he's at a hotel.

Terry who?

I'm a guy, so I gotta ask: do you girls really like pics of our ugly body parts?

Frankly if there is any justice in the world, Francona will get himself a hot 27 year old with nice tits and the boyfriend will die alone before he is able to take the next step of chaining some poor girl in his basement so she'll always be his.

Hey boyfriend, your girl is looking to step up the ladder another rung!

/sucks to be you

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh god, and he also sounds creepy as shiat, dialing unknown numbers on her phone and breaking into her email and all. What a keeper creeper.

Wait... This is not acceptable behavior? I thought she really knew I loved her when I carved her name into my chest with her eyeliner pencil. :(

God I'd love Terry Francona's glistening bulging kielbasa in my mouth. Yum yum... :)

Sounds like the boyfriend is pushing rope.

hahahaha Terry just got +1 from me

Dear Rob :

She's probably already farking him. He's richer than you, and probably more successful. Once you realize how much of a loser you are you just might be a 300 pound 45 year old's last resort. Eat shiat and die.

Sincerely,

The public.

ShawnDoc: Terry who?

Bigger question: WTF is BIE?

Shouldn't he be wearing seven or eight layers? I barely recognise him like this.

IlGreven: ShawnDoc: Terry who?

Bigger question: WTF is BIE?

Oh Lord. You've done it now.

she's a slut, he's an insecure twat. can we move on?

""I'm so pissed," Rob said. He has yet to confront his girlfriend about any of this. Moral: Never underestimate the 53-year-old body, especially when it's attached to a successful rich guy."

So he gets upset over Tito but is too much of a wimp to confront his girlfriend who started it in the first place? And the correct moral is: never underestimate how desperately a boyfriend would want to hold on to a slut. And she is. If a Farkette ever caught her boyfriend sending sexually suggestive emails to a woman, do you think he would get a free pass?

The guy either needs to move on from the relationship or decide it's worth saving. And while Francona should know better, this isn't his fault. It sounds like a weak relationship anyways.

^5 Tito!!!!!!

BunkyBrewman: The My Little Pony Killer: Not sure how this picture would turn any girl

Yeah, totally can't see how beach front property could possibly be a turn-on. The boyfriend sounds poor as dirt.

It looks like he's at a hotel.

Yeah, I don't think he has a 12-story place with 250 rooms. With a buffet, apparently. 53 or not, mix in a salad, dude. Kinda thick in the middle.

His first instinct was the try to publicly humiliate Tito on the internet? Why not talk to your girlfriend and find out what the fark is going on. Not that she would give him a straight answer.

What a douche. He discovers all this and he decides to go the gossip route. Not only that, but he drags a guy through the mud for something his own girlfriend started. Which he only discovered because he was being a creep and snooping through her stuff. Finally, he hasn't even confronted her with this, but is still trying to get his 15 minutes by telling everyone else about how he's a virtual cuckold.

Douche.

Baseball player bangs sluts during travels. News at 11

Your move, Valentine.

I'd recommend this guy have some pride and dump this jock-chasing slut, but it's too late for him.

fatalvenom: Your move, Valentine.

Imagine what Terry's photo would have looked like if Bobby didnt invent the towel wrap?

IlGreven: ShawnDoc: Terry who?

Bigger question: WTF is BIE?

It's Boobs In Email.

Gunny Highway: fatalvenom: Your move, Valentine.

Imagine what Terry's photo would have looked like if Bobby didnt invent the towel wrap?

I was trying to think of a way to include the wrap, and you've done so perfectly.

Looks like the girl sent Terry a pic first?

I wonder if her bf plays tennis.

skinink: ""I'm so pissed," Rob said. He has yet to confront his girlfriend about any of this. Moral: Never underestimate the 53-year-old body, especially when it's attached to a successful rich guy."
So he gets upset over Tito but is too much of a wimp to confront his girlfriend who started it in the first place? And the correct moral is: never underestimate how desperately a boyfriend would want to hold on to a slut. And she is. If a Farkette ever caught her boyfriend sending sexually suggestive emails to a woman, do you think he would get a free pass?The guy either needs to move on from the relationship or decide it's worth saving. And while Francona should know better, this isn't his fault. It sounds like a weak relationship anyways.

Please. Tons of people of both sexes find a way to blame the "other person" rather than their own cheating partner. I don't know why, mind you...

/Plenty of rational people of each sex too

Nadie_AZ: I'm a guy, so I gotta ask: do you girls really like pics of our ugly body parts?

You know you're A) on Fark and B) in a Sports thread, right? There are no girls here!

Gunny Highway: fatalvenom: Your move, Valentine.

Imagine what Terry's photo would have looked like if Bobby didnt invent the towel wrap?

I just vomited. Twice.

my favorite line - He has yet to confront his girlfriend about any of this. I was surprised Terry looked pretty good for a guy in his 50's. When I first heard it was a pic of him in a towel, I was thinking hand towel size and immediately cringed. He was covered more than the average person drying off after a swim. Nothing to see here except for a boyfriend who should have handled his business with his girlfriend privately.

farbiez: my favorite line - He has yet to confront his girlfriend about any of this. I was surprised Terry looked pretty good for a guy in his 50's. When I first heard it was a pic of him in a towel, I was thinking hand towel size and immediately cringed. He was covered more than the average person drying off after a swim. Nothing to see here except for a boyfriend who should have handled his business with his girlfriend privately.

That sort of misses how the story developed; the headline kind of goes from the end backward. The point is the dude thought Terry Francona was sending this picture to his girlfriend and wanted to know why. Then, later, he (and we at Deadspin) found out why.

bubbaprog: That sort of misses how the story developed; the headline kind of goes from the end backward. The point is the dude thought Terry Francona was sending this picture to his girlfriend and wanted to know why.

That's what happens when you're a moron.

"Hey, he somehow has my girlfriend's number and is sending pics like this...I shall assume it's intended for her and assume that she did nothing to provoke this."

Also, "Why would he do this?" is a question to ask your girlfriend first, not the internet, unless you're a pathetic attention whore not worthy of even having a woman show interest in you.

IlGreven: ShawnDoc: Terry who?

Bigger question: WTF is BIE?

Babies In Elephants.

Paul Bellini approves.

Looks like fat girl boobs.

man, that dude is farking dumb. if you're going to call out someone for hitting on your girlfriend you should probably make sure that your soon to be ex-girlfriend wasn't hitting on them first.

A Fark Handle: man, that dude is farking dumb. if you're going to call out someone for hitting on your girlfriend you should probably make sure that your soon to be ex-girlfriend wasn't hitting on them first.

And if it's in a text, you should probably think "why does he have your number?" when you see it. And you should probably think about why you're looking through her phone?

I guess this is this guy's best shot at being famous.

IlGreven: ShawnDoc: Terry who?

Bigger question: WTF is BIE?

balloons in elevator

/it's a romantic gesture best for surprising folks in the office.

What an embarrassment to the name Rob!

Jumping Jeebus, are you guys slackin'

I was wondering why you would be flirting with my girlfriend, who is over 20 years younger than you, by sending pictures of yourself half-naked in a towel?



That's pretty common attire while swimming genius.

It's funny how the boyfriend tried to humiliate Tito but ended up being humiliated after finding out it was the g/f that started the BIE thing.

I'd hit it

At least the boyfriend was able to point out how much younger the girlfriend is.

Take that, Tito.

Ha, How dare him hit on a girl over 20 years his jr, It's not that hard to figure out why. Shoot, I'm in my thirties, and have gladly accepted pictures from a few 20 year olds who were more than willing to send me a pic or two after a few suggestive texts (or sexts as the hot 20 year old ladies say). This hoosay bf knows that, he's probably gotten an 18 year old to throw his ovaries at him from time to time....grow up dude.