Good to hear that fantasized versions of the past aren't still being built... but, wait.

http://creationmuseum.org/

The Sharia Law crowd loves it too!

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

Daniel Boone was a man, yes a BIG man, but the bear was bigger so he ran like a ni really fast up a tree.

Freedomland laughs at these shenanigans.

KnowEyeInnTeem: Daniel Boone was a man, yes a BIG man, but the bear bar was bigger so he ran like a ni really fast up a tree.

FTFY

Yep, and the sad thing is, "Frontierland" would have survived and thrived until this day, unlike King's Island and Disney World which have both long since been shuttered and left to be reclaimed by Nature. That's why every other TV show nowadays is about American frontier heros.

/also see "Cattle Drive Park", still around because the rest of the shows are the ever-popular Westerns

KnowEyeInnTeem: Daniel Boone was a man, yes a BIG man, but the bear was bigger so he ran like a ni really fast up a tree.

Well Davy Crockett was killed in a bar when he was only 3.

daffy: KnowEyeInnTeem: Daniel Boone was a man, yes a BIG man, but the bear was bigger so he ran like a ni really fast up a tree.

Well Davy Crockett was killed in a bar when he was only 3.

With a Bowie knife?

daffy: KnowEyeInnTeem: Daniel Boone was a man, yes a BIG man, but the bear was bigger so he ran like a ni really fast up a tree.

Well Davy Crockett was killed in a bar when he was only 3.

If I remember correctly, it was at the Alamo Draft House off of 410.

KnowEyeInnTeem: daffy: KnowEyeInnTeem: Daniel Boone was a man, yes a BIG man, but the bear was bigger so he ran like a ni really fast up a tree.

Well Davy Crockett was killed in a bar when he was only 3.

If I remember correctly, it was at the Alamo Draft House off of 410.

TOO SOON!

A series of areas showcasing American history? I can't wait to ride the Native People's Genocide Ride! And the gen-u-wine American Slave Auction!

/free blankets and whips
//park rules you agreed to may be changed by the park at any time.

One of his last interviews for the Canadian comedy show Infoman.
(clicky for Daniel Boone theme song in french)

Metaluna Mutant: A series of areas showcasing American history? I can't wait to ride the Native People's Genocide Ride! And the gen-u-wine American Slave Auction!

/free blankets and whips
//park rules you agreed to may be changed by the park at any time.

Have you seen the arses on some of those female slaves? House slave? More like a brick house slave. Amirite?

Metaluna Mutant: A series of areas showcasing American history? I can't wait to ride the Native People's Genocide Ride! And the gen-u-wine American Slave Auction!

/free blankets and whips
//park rules you agreed to may be changed by the park at any time.

Which features the "Trail of Tears" queue?

Being a child of the 50s, my brother and I had some of those coonskin hats. Didn't go anywhere without wearing them. We were in good company though.... there was a sea of little kids wearing those hats.

GBB: Metaluna Mutant: A series of areas showcasing American history? I can't wait to ride the Native People's Genocide Ride! And the gen-u-wine American Slave Auction!

/free blankets and whips
//park rules you agreed to may be changed by the park at any time.

Which features the "Trail of Tears" queue?

If you visit the gen-u-wine American Slave Auction first, don't worry about leaving your purchases unattended, your property is more than welcome in the "Trail of Tears" queue.

Ironically, Fess's winefields in California did become an amusement park, the present day Great American theme park is on his former land.


also, Bible Storyland lauughs at these shenannigans.

Photoshop contest for the rides/attractions based on historical events like the slave auctions and trail of tears mentioned above?

bobniborg: Photoshop contest for the rides/attractions based on historical events like the slave auctions and trail of tears mentioned above?

Photoshop thread of "Hidden/Shameful events in American history" done as Theme parks and rides would kill.

Suggestions:

The Jim Crow Experience (extra charge for rope and/or fire hoses may apply)
The Enchanted Japanese Tea Garden and Internment Camp.
Lynching Square.
The Hall of Presidential Scandals (visitors must be over 18)

Metaluna Mutant: bobniborg: Photoshop contest for the rides/attractions based on historical events like the slave auctions and trail of tears mentioned above?

Photoshop thread of "Hidden/Shameful events in American history" done as Theme parks and rides would kill.

Suggestions:

The Jim Crow Experience (extra charge for rope and/or fire hoses may apply)
The Enchanted Japanese Tea Garden and Internment Camp.
Lynching Square.
The Hall of Presidential Scandals (visitors must be over 18)
Selma Alabama Protest Splash Park (fun for all ages unless you're black)!
Haymarket Riot Rollercoaster!
And have a treat at the Sacco and Vanzetti Italian Ice Pavilion!

I was really looking forward to the "Manifest Destiny Arena" Cowboys vs. Injuns capture-the-flag paintball!!!

/I call Cowboys

Adventures Thru Random Syphillis Exposure

AMonkey'sUncle: Freedomland laughs at these shenanigans.

I see what you did there.

/From the Bronx.
//My mom worked there and met Pat Boone when he performed there!