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   Happy 38th birthday, Alanis Morissette

01 Jun 2012 01:55 PM   |   7863 clicks   |   YouTube
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
i522.photobucket.com

/really all I had to say

01 Jun 2012 12:16 PM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
I had no idea she's so young.

01 Jun 2012 12:20 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
Dear Lord, she's about MY age? I thought she was at least early 30s

01 Jun 2012 12:47 PM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
+1 for tag use

01 Jun 2012 12:48 PM
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Petit_Merdeux     
Here's to black flies in your Pouilly Fuissé.

01 Jun 2012 01:29 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
Best use of ironic tag ever. Doncha think?

/oh yah I really do think

01 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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66dude     
I loved her song, "God", from Dogma.

01 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
Perhaps she will let me take her to see a movie?

01 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
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Jument     
Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say


Yikes! She hasn't aged well and/or that is an awful, awful make-up job. The bewbies don't even quite save it IMHO.

01 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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stuhayes2010     
Bravo Subby, great use of tag.

01 Jun 2012 02:00 PM
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ClintBartonWannabe     
Sybarite:

Yep, her kid is still breast feeding.

01 Jun 2012 02:00 PM
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kid_icarus     
bdub77: Best use of ironic tag ever. Doncha think?

/oh yah I really do think


Is it an ironic use of the ironic tag, though?

01 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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Beelzebear     
Met her at the Queen Street HMV while living in Toronto. She was just wandering the aisles looking at DVD's. Chatted with her briefly about Criterion Collection Films. Amazing beautiful and a very calming presence in person.

/CSB

01 Jun 2012 02:02 PM
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busy chillin'     
Getting older is a jagged little pill?

/zilch

01 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
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Sapper_Topo    [TotalFark]  
I suppose I would hit it. Meh

01 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
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pag1107    [TotalFark]  
Wow, that's a rough 38. I thought she was way older.

01 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
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DrippinBalls     
Looks like flies in her vagina!

/isn't it ironic?

01 Jun 2012 02:04 PM
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jdog71     
Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say


When I got around to looking at her face, something about it reminded me of Iggy Pop.

01 Jun 2012 02:04 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say


I gotta be honest she kind of looks like Adam Sandler now.

01 Jun 2012 02:04 PM
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wildstarr     
Really you guys? For years the ironic tag has been used for Alanis stories.

01 Jun 2012 02:05 PM
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uncleacid     
I hope she finds that knife.

01 Jun 2012 02:06 PM
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Jim from Saint Paul     
Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say


That dude's body is hot!

01 Jun 2012 02:07 PM
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Disposable Rob     
bdub77: Best use of ironic tag ever. Doncha think?

/oh yah I really do think


But it's not iro....

Ohhhhh.

01 Jun 2012 02:07 PM
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badger-badger     
+1! Rofled my waffles!

01 Jun 2012 02:07 PM
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dennysgod     
Jument: Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say

Yikes! She hasn't aged well and/or that is an awful, awful make-up job. The bewbies don't even quite save it IMHO.


It's a bad picture, here's a nice current photo of the goddess.

www.electrolov3.com

01 Jun 2012 02:07 PM
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Buckney Gurre     
She used to be the hottest, sexiest star in the world. Damn, she was fine! But tragically, things all went downhill after YCDTOTV was cancelled.

01 Jun 2012 02:08 PM
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Tom_Slick     
Sapper_Topo: I suppose I would hit it. Meh

Just picture her doing Uncle Joey from Full House and you wouldn't.

01 Jun 2012 02:09 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
She's still pretty damn attractive, I think.

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but, the best for you 3... I mean you.

01 Jun 2012 02:09 PM
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busy chillin'     
dennysgod

It's a bad picture, here's a nice current photo of the goddess.

I looked at that pic for about 2 minutes...I still only see Alanis.

01 Jun 2012 02:09 PM
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MoronLessOff     
cretinbob: +1 for tag use

01 Jun 2012 02:09 PM
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lennavan     
kid_icarus: bdub77: Best use of ironic tag ever. Doncha think?

/oh yah I really do think

Is it an ironic use of the ironic tag, though?


No. Which is ironic because Alanis Morisette's song "ironic" had a bunch of things that were not ironic at all either. So that means yes, it is an ironic use of the ironic tag.

01 Jun 2012 02:10 PM
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busy chillin'     
Happy Birthday, here you go.

www.primeeventsrentals.com

01 Jun 2012 02:11 PM
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durbnpoisn     
bdub77: Best use of ironic tag ever. Doncha think?

/oh yah I really do think


I really did LOL!

01 Jun 2012 02:12 PM
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Riotboy     
Alanis and Jennifer Love Hewitt should do a movie together playing sisters.

/you live, you learn

01 Jun 2012 02:13 PM
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Carn     
Not a huge fan, but I like that song. Also, thanks for reminding me of how awesome music was in the first half of the 90's and also the fact that they still actually played some of it on tv.

I Stay Away

01 Jun 2012 02:13 PM
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FizixJunkee     
Beelzebear: Met her at the Queen Street HMV while living in Toronto. She was just wandering the aisles looking at DVD's. Chatted with her briefly about Criterion Collection Films. Amazing beautiful and a very calming presence in person.

/CSB


I saw her at our neighborhood Blockbusters checking out new releases to rent (way back before Blockbusters disappeared). I noticed her Chanel handbag before I noticed her.

01 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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ChrisDe     
ecx.images-amazon.com

01 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
FizixJunkee: Beelzebear: Met her at the Queen Street HMV while living in Toronto. She was just wandering the aisles looking at DVD's. Chatted with her briefly about Criterion Collection Films. Amazing beautiful and a very calming presence in person.

/CSB

I saw her at our neighborhood Blockbusters checking out new releases to rent (way back before Blockbusters disappeared). I noticed her Chanel handbag before I noticed her.


Did either of you ask her to go see a movie???

01 Jun 2012 02:17 PM
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Oreamnos     
I really know this song only as the Jaymz Bee & The Royal Jelly Orchestra version.

01 Jun 2012 02:18 PM
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kid_icarus     
busy chillin': Happy Birthday, here you go.

[www.primeeventsrentals.com image 275x275]


Sweet. I'll trade you 10,000 spoons.

01 Jun 2012 02:18 PM
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Oldiron_79     
I would have guessed she was older just because its been almost 20 years since she was the hot new thing.

01 Jun 2012 02:20 PM
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JackieRabbit     
dennysgod: Jument: Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say

Yikes! She hasn't aged well and/or that is an awful, awful make-up job. The bewbies don't even quite save it IMHO.

It's a bad picture, here's a nice current photo of the goddess.

[www.electrolov3.com image 640x483]


I think she still looks fine and, at 38, she's still in her sexual prime. Yes, I'd go there. Though, for some reason, I thought she was older.

01 Jun 2012 02:21 PM
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Nurglitch     
She's got a purdy mouth.

01 Jun 2012 02:21 PM
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suthrnrunt     
kid_icarus: busy chillin': Happy Birthday, here you go.

[www.primeeventsrentals.com image 275x275]

Sweet. I'll trade you 10,000 spoons.


red spoons?

01 Jun 2012 02:21 PM
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busy chillin'     
kid_icarus


Sweet. I'll trade you 10,000 spoons.

In a minute...right now I have my hand in my pocket and the other is flicking a cigarette.

01 Jun 2012 02:22 PM
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yeah yeah I know     
cretinbob: +1 for tag use

Agreed.

01 Jun 2012 02:23 PM
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busy chillin'     
Add me to the list of people that thought she was quite a bit older. i would have guessed at least in her mid 40s.

01 Jun 2012 02:23 PM
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mhd     
Always thought she was a bit too serious for her own good, but was on over by her cover of "My Humps". Poked fun at both the ridiculous original and her image.

01 Jun 2012 02:25 PM
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LRA61380    [TotalFark]  
Much like the song, this post is not ironic.

01 Jun 2012 02:26 PM
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Kuoxasar     
I can't believe she's 38.

Who would've thought, with her figurrrrrrrrrrre.

01 Jun 2012 02:29 PM
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