Subby got Cintoned in the Boobies.

I was wondering when that couple of schlubs were going to make it back into the news. Little Addy can get a real name now.


/hitler looks better as a young asian.

so when these kids hit their rebellious period does that mean they'll become diversity advocates? I'm torn though, people should be able to name their kids whatever they want, but at the same time they shouldn't be idiots. 2 of the 4 will be alright, but with a name like Aryan Nation and Adolph Hitler you're going to upset a lot of people in your life

First they came for the Nazis, and I said nothing...

I hear he's only got one ball.

If I have to give up my Nazism, then so be it. I'll do it

So I guess it really isn't much of an ethos, is it dude.

too soon

I bet the parents did not see that coming

I'm ok with this.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I hear he's only got one ball.

Four words damn it, and no, it's not the worst earworm to have implanted in my head due to reading a FARK comment, but up yours anyway.

ModernPrimitive01: so when these kids hit their rebellious period does that mean they'll become diversity advocates? I'm torn though, people should be able to name their kids whatever they want, but at the same time they shouldn't be idiots. 2 of the 4 will be alright, but with a name like Aryan Nation and Adolph Hitler you're going to upset a lot of people in your life

Just so you know, it's not the kids names that are the problem, it's a history of domestic abuse.

If the couple was going to war criminals for names, why not use Barack Hussein Obama. You get two war criminals with one name.

I find this to be the kind of sad thing. Yes the father is the racist scumbag but we allow many racists to keep the children of them. And yes I understand that there was the domestic abuse at the home but is this currently the case upon which is occurring? The father seems to be the genuine individual in caring for the children of him who will instead go to the foster parents who sexual abuse them or just use them to receive the check from the government of them.

LineNoise: If I have to give up my Nazism, then so be it. I'll do it

So I guess it really isn't much of an ethos, is it dude.

Say what you want about national socializum; at least it's an ethos.

/ No Donny, they're nihilists

So he's in the custody of the State of New Jersey... I can't think of a more fitting punishment for his terrible crimes.

Hinler? Hons? The parents sound, Nazism aside, like morons. Dangerously stupid to the point that eugenics might be raised.

A small part of me hopes that little Adolf falls in love with a jewish girl, and I hope the meeting of her parents for the first time is filmed.

RoyBatty: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I hear he's only got one ball.

Four words damn it, and no, it's not the worst earworm to have implanted in my head due to reading a FARK comment, but up yours anyway.

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You wouldn't be so flippant if you knew the real real story behind that.

meow said the dog: I find this to be the kind of sad thing. Yes the father is the racist scumbag but we allow many racists to keep the children of them. And yes I understand that there was the domestic abuse at the home but is this currently the case upon which is occurring? The father seems to be the genuine individual in caring for the children of him who will instead go to the foster parents who sexual abuse them or just use them to receive the check from the government of them.

I thought the young white kids got adopted. Foster care is supposed to be for for older kids and minorities.

Meanwhile, my kids Mussolini Che Mythdragon,Lenin Hirohito Mythdragon and Stalin Mao-TseTung Mythdragon are still in my custody!

It's unfortunate that the only qualification for parents is to have a more-or-less functioning set of genital equipment.
I love Lois Bujold's sci-fi, in one of the major colony worlds everyone effectively has their kit "turned off" at puberty- to get it switched back to operational you need to take courses in child care, nutrition, etc. and pass tests in these areas. Besides having a stable home environment for the kid to grow up in.
A basic first aid test alone would eliminate 90 per cent of the mouthbreathers like Dolfie's parents from the queue.

Mock26: A small part of me hopes that little Adolf falls in love with a jewish girl, and I hope the meeting of her parents for the first time is filmed.

Ironically Hiter's first crush was a jewess who's parents did not approve of him.

/Imagine how things would have been diferent if they had approved of him.

kbronsito: I thought the young white kids got adopted. Foster care is supposed to be for for older kids and minorities.

Yes but this child did the threat to kill the other so something is telling me that they will send him to the person who is willing to take the kids upon whom have the higher risk to others which is probably Creepy Carl and Scary Suzy Foster Parents, LLC

cynicalbastard: Besides having a stable home environment for the kid to grow up in.

Would they have to be able to use proper grammar?

Adolph Caesar? Is that still ok?

FTA: Adolf Hitler Campbell also frequently threatened to kill people, ABC News added.

Comedy gold.

What I wonder is if these kids are somehow forcefully renamed or not, and if they are, how it's justified to them.

"Okay little Adolph, your name is now 'Adam Hinkler' "
"No it isn't! I'm Adolph Hitler!"

advex101: Adolph Caesar? Is that still ok?


Approves.

Let's face it, these kids are already screwed for life. The kindest thing you could do for little Adolf is once he hits 17 sell him a non-functioning gun, and have him try and rob a Tim Hortons a quarter-mile from a cop shop at 2am and inadvertantly commit suicide by cop. Save soceity a crapload of cash in the long run.

cynicalbastard: I love Lois Bujold's sci-fi, in one of the major colony worlds everyone effectively has their kit "turned off" at puberty- to get it switched back to operational you need to take courses in child care, nutrition, etc. and pass tests in these areas. Besides having a stable home environment for the kid to grow up in.

Ah yes, the place that can also send you to mandatory "therapy" while waiting to get your "informed consent" until after you are "cured." They always walk out smiling, you know.

/They do have a good legal framework for dealing with cloning, though.

Kaiku: What I wonder is if these kids are somehow forcefully renamed or not, and if they are, how it's justified to them.

"Okay little Adolph, your name is now 'Adam Hinkler' "
"No it isn't! I'm Adolph Hitler!"

No, no, it's Mr. Hilter.

kbronsito: meow said the dog: I find this to be the kind of sad thing. Yes the father is the racist scumbag but we allow many racists to keep the children of them. And yes I understand that there was the domestic abuse at the home but is this currently the case upon which is occurring? The father seems to be the genuine individual in caring for the children of him who will instead go to the foster parents who sexual abuse them or just use them to receive the check from the government of them.

I thought the young white kids got adopted. Foster care is supposed to be for for older kids and minorities.

And can you really think of a whiter baby than one named Adolf Hitler? It'll be snapped up faster than a 1/2 priced George Foreman Grill.

meow said the dog: kbronsito: I thought the young white kids got adopted. Foster care is supposed to be for for older kids and minorities.

Yes but this child did the threat to kill the other so something is telling me that they will send him to the person who is willing to take the kids upon whom have the higher risk to others which is probably Creepy Carl and Scary Suzy Foster Parents, LLC

I used to threaten to kill my brothers and sisters all the time. There may have even been some incidents that required stitches. But we mostly turned out ok and have never been convicted of felonies.

Shortly after the incident, Adolf and his siblings, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, now 5, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeanne, now 6, were taken into state custody, the Associated Press reported. Child welfare officials also took custody of the Campbells' youngest child, Hons, hours after his birth in November 2011.

That's not even naming her after a person... These people couldn't even think of another prominent Nazi?

tuffsnake: cynicalbastard: Besides having a stable home environment for the kid to grow up in.

Would they have to be able to use proper grammar?

What are you, some kind of Grammar Nazi?
/always nice to see a thread that's Godwinned from the start.
//did the parents honestly Nazi problems with those names?
///did Child Services at least Goering them up first?
////Being from Nova Scotia I can see a problem with the name Adolf Hitler Campbell. The name itself symbolises oppression,violence and untold villainies. The Adolf Hitler part is also pretty bad.

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So what do we do when somebody names their kids George Bush?

Adolf Hitler Campbell also frequently threatened to kill people, ABC News added.

Goes without saying.

Trance750: So what do we do when somebody names their kids George Bush?

We've established that naming your children endangers them, so only outlaws will have names.

On one hand, you shouldn't have your kids removed because of what you named them. You could name your kid Turd Coont Slut Douchebag, and that's your right.

On the other, you're basically damning the kid to being a burden on the taxpayers for the rest of his life when he's going to spend the rest of his life in and out of prison for one crime or another. If you're an adult and you change your name to something that moronic....you're an adult. That's your choice. For fark's sake though....give your kids a fighting chance.

God, the government of Jersey is such a bunch of little Eichmanns!

The crazy part about this whole affair is it started by them trying to get a grocery store to make a swastika cake..

Why any rational or sane person would try to draw that kind of attention to themselves is nuts, if you want to be crazy, learn how to bake and decorate cakes yourself for farks sake!

/they brought this all on themselves
//i'm torn still on the issue, free speech and all...
///kids will be better off though in the end

The first thing that pops in my head when I see them certainly isn't "master race."




/hot

If he had money he could go to court, and win. Sick, racist, disturbing, this story is all of that, and old, but he's the father, he (and the mom) should have that right.

/to get their kid beat up daily once he reaches grade school

Oldiron_79: Mock26: A small part of me hopes that little Adolf falls in love with a jewish girl, and I hope the meeting of her parents for the first time is filmed.

Ironically Hiter's first crush was a jewess who's parents did not approve of him.

/Imagine how things would have been diferent if they had approved of him.

He would've gassed his in-laws, instead of just dreaming about it like everyone else?

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I used to have long hair; then I realized i didn't want my head grabbed and pounded into things repeatedly by someone, like, their knee.

/get a haircut, loser
//gotta be ready to brawl, not because I'm violent; far from it. Other people are assholes and one must be vigilant

These kids have it pretty sweet. Just have to put up with a dumb name until they're 18, then they can choose whatever cool name they want. The possibilities are endless.

As much as I hate hate groups (ironic?), the state shouldn't have the right to take your children based on your beliefs. If the alleged domestic violence was the reason, then why can't the mother have the children back now that they're separated? Now these kids are wards of the state...which is a burden on taxpayers. Wonderful.

Either we support freedom of speech or we don't. Freedom of speech also means supporting unpopular speech and unpopular beliefs (just look at the politics tab sometime).

slayer199: As much as I hate hate groups (ironic?), the state shouldn't have the right to take your children based on your beliefs. If the alleged domestic violence was the reason, then why can't the mother have the children back now that they're separated? Now these kids are wards of the state...which is a burden on taxpayers. Wonderful.

Either we support freedom of speech or we don't. Freedom of speech also means supporting unpopular speech and unpopular beliefs (just look at the politics tab sometime).

Just curious why it's assumed the father was the domestic violence one?

first made headlines in January 2009, when a store refused to decorate a birthday cake for their oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell,

Not when these two ass-monkeys named the kid Adolf Hitler?