The CDC official was also heard to say *whisper whisper whisper*.

Sybarite: The CDC official was also heard to say *whisper whisper whisper*.

Lori's pregnant?

Oh sure, that's what they claim, but there were a lot less cars on the highway this morning during my commute. A lot less. First thing I thought was "Holy shiat, the Zombie outbreak is real."

That's reassuring. Those stories were getting so bizarre, even though it was summer break, I was keeping my kid Carl in the hou--hey, where the fark is Carl?

+1 Subby. Plus. One.

/now where in the hell did i leave that ink ribbon

I've watched Stargate SG-1, I know what the CDC's game is

All is WEEELLLLLL!!

And those five or six corpses I've had to brain in the face with an oxygen tank just wanted to give me a hug, right?

I can't be the only one hoping for a full-scale outbreak.

It would fix most every major problem in the world.

Well, they *would* say that, wouldn't they?


Relatively Obscure: That's reassuring. Those stories were getting so bizarre, even though it was summer break, I was keeping my kid Carl in the hou--hey, where the fark is Carl?

He's in the house.

OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: The CDC official was also heard to say *whisper whisper whisper*.

Lori's pregnant?

If they're following the comic book (even though the CDC wasn't in it) Dr Smallpox whispers that the zombie virus is airborne and EVERYONE that dies comes back bite or no bite.

*plays Moonlight Sonata*

Maybe not in the same way you expect but more and more people have become mental zombies and shuffle around in the same manner, lacking brains.

Okay, so I'm gonna go get my shotgun and some snacks and finish downloading the .CBRs for the walking dead. Should I focus more on that, or Blackest Night, or Marvel Zombies? Or is this more of a Sweet Tooth apocalypse?

No murderous invisible ghosts have been sighted

I totally predicted this with my robothead song/video

I blame the schools. Stocking up on weapons and ammo.

Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.

Relatively Obscure: That's reassuring. Those stories were getting so bizarre, even though it was summer break, I was keeping my kid Carl in the hou--hey, where the fark is Carl?

If it's been longer than five minutes, just let it go, man, 'cause he's gone.

Zombies are an excellent metaphor for it's fanbase: they're dead, they continue to live despite being dead, they're ugly, brainless, and rotting, and all I want to do when I see one is to shot it in the head.

Now that you mention it I am a bit peckish for brains. Might have to pop out and feast on human flesh later tonight.

/proof that advertising works

"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," an agency spokesman explained.

What the agency spokesman's arm might look like:

Oh, BTW, the Phalanx vaccine is available.

Oh sure, "Trust me , I'm from the government." Look, I work for the government, you can't trust me. Trust me.

LoneWolf343: Zombies are an excellent metaphor for it's fanbase: they're dead, they continue to live despite being dead, they're ugly, brainless, and rotting, and all I want to do when I see one is to shot it in the head.

Peggy think poor LoneWolf343 had ex girlfriend who was into zombie movie, cheat on him many many time.

Don't worry it's just a rash

Send more cops...

CDC spokesman in question. After issuing the statement he went back to collecting Boomer Bile.

There's also a case in Maryland, and another one in Texas. Believe the Maryland one made fark yesterday.

Zombie Plan Activated!

BronyMedic: And those five or six corpses I've had to brain in the face with an oxygen tank just wanted to give me a hug, right?

Has to be the funniest shiat I've read in a while. On a number of levels.

CDC rep providing the statement.

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

d-fens99: There's also a case in Maryland, and another one in Texas. Believe the Maryland one made fark yesterday.

I'm pretty sure all the ones in TFA have been on Fark.

The CDC says no zombies? Holy shiat, everyone GTFO of Atlanta!

McStubbins: Oh sure, "Trust me , I'm from the government." Look, I work for the government, you can't trust me. Trust me.

Also hilarious.

/on mobile no like button
//why yes I am high

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Don't worry it's just a rash

That's one dam good comic. Twisted and sick, but a really good read.

Well it looks like the doomsday preppers were right. Who's laughing now, world?

That's it, official denial. Time to lock and load, folks.

Did anyone even ask them?

So...World War Z wasn't just a good book then, but Max Brooks travelling forward in time?

And so it begins....

CygnusDarius: Oh, BTW, the Phalanx vaccine is available.

Nah, spend your money on a suppressed .22 with a laser sight and lots of subsonic ammo. Cheap, effective, and so easy that a Zack could use it. Plus, you can recycle a .44 shell into 4-5 .22 S/S rounds, and that's going to raise your RKR significantly.

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Are these the same people behind Blackgas? Because seeing the covers, it feels the same level of shock.