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   HOLY CRAP. Those zombie garden gnomes just ate my pink flamingo. (Warning: Garden gnome and pink flamingo gore)

01 Jun 2012 05:51 PM   |   13089 clicks   |   C|Net
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MaxxLarge    [TotalFark]  
...AAAAAANKLES...

01 Jun 2012 04:05 PM
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ladyfortuna     
Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.

01 Jun 2012 05:52 PM
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rocketpants     
ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.

Either that or a lot of lawns are gonna get shot up.

01 Jun 2012 05:54 PM
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popsnicker     
ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.

I'm secretly excited

01 Jun 2012 05:55 PM
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fracas     
Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

01 Jun 2012 05:57 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
That's 20 lbs of awesome shambled into a 10 sack

01 Jun 2012 05:58 PM
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Trafficguy2000     
The more we begin to desensitze to the issue the closer it becomes to reality. "Dude I'm not sayin aliens..."
How else can you explain MIB3 or zombie Romney?!?

01 Jun 2012 06:00 PM
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conscient     
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Well, aren't you a barrel of monkeys?

01 Jun 2012 06:06 PM
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baronvonzipper    [TotalFark]  
What you don't know can eat you

/yes, I am a member. Why do you ask?
//braaiiins

01 Jun 2012 06:07 PM
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MrHappyRotter     
The horror of it all. Ooops, I just crapped my pants.

01 Jun 2012 06:08 PM
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skrame     
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.

01 Jun 2012 06:09 PM
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rooftop235     
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

01 Jun 2012 06:09 PM
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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums     
Step 1: Put a zombie in/on/near your product.
Step 2: Brainless idiots buy the crap in droves.
Step 3: Profit

01 Jun 2012 06:13 PM
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SteveFU     
Must have!! Hope my HOA doesn't get it's panties in a wad about it...

01 Jun 2012 06:14 PM
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uncleacid     
Not much meat on Flamingo legs.

01 Jun 2012 06:18 PM
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Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Your face is neither interesting or clever.

01 Jun 2012 06:18 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.

That's exactly what the zombies want; they'll catch us with our guard down.

01 Jun 2012 06:23 PM
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Gaius     
This is what happens when garden gnomes start doing bath salts.

01 Jun 2012 06:25 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
conscient: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Well, aren't you a barrel of monkeys?


Zombie monkeys.

01 Jun 2012 06:26 PM
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Joshudan     
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Settle down, francis fracas.....

Personally, I'm more afraid of the zombie My Little Pony Apocalypse

/zombie Pony thread!
//just to piss off fracas

01 Jun 2012 06:28 PM
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Combustion     
No no, Fracas is correct. Your "OMG BACON!" jokes are just about as lame too.

01 Jun 2012 06:29 PM
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rageaholic     
skrame: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.


How dare you! Fracas has spoken, zombies ARE OVER!

01 Jun 2012 06:31 PM
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rageaholic     
Combustion: No no, Fracas is correct. Your "OMG BACON!" jokes are just about as lame too.

BACON IS OVER! it stopped being delicious, it's over!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR0S50 G4DqA

in case you didn't see before it was over

01 Jun 2012 06:34 PM
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Evil High Priest     
Noticeably F.A.T.: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Your face is neither interesting or clever.


Also, his mom.

01 Jun 2012 06:36 PM
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skrame     
rageaholic: skrame: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.

How dare you! Fracas has spoken, zombies ARE OVER!


Then quit bringing them up!

01 Jun 2012 06:37 PM
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Evil Canadian     
My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!

01 Jun 2012 06:40 PM
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DuudeStanky     
skrame: rageaholic: skrame: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.

How dare you! Fracas has spoken, zombies ARE OVER!

Then quit bringing them up!



Oh thank god they're over! Now we can move on to another brand new meme: VAMPIRES!
I'll start...
gmoviesreview.files.wordpress.com

Ooooh I hope he doesn't bite my 'neck!'

/GIGGLE GIGGLE
//SWOON

01 Jun 2012 06:41 PM
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erewhon     
I am so buying one of those for the front yard.

01 Jun 2012 06:50 PM
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Pollexter     
Oh look, another bacon-wrapped zombie vampire lolcat thread. Yay.

01 Jun 2012 06:54 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
erewhon: I am so buying one of those for the front yard.

Don't bother. It will probably be stolen before you make it back to your front door.

01 Jun 2012 06:59 PM
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Drubell     
i.chzbgr.com

01 Jun 2012 07:00 PM
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ArcadianRefugee     
Etsy has been selling these for months.

Link: http://www.etsy.com/listing/76640755/z ombie-gnomes-bye-bye-birdie

01 Jun 2012 07:00 PM
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OhioUGrad     
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


I have to agree, this zombie thing has just gotten stupid and annoying. It's starting to make the vampires in Twilight look clever.

01 Jun 2012 07:02 PM
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camaroash     
Shut up and take my money.

01 Jun 2012 07:08 PM
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Strobeguy     
Evil Canadian: My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!

Pics or it its not happening...!

01 Jun 2012 07:25 PM
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Saberus Terras     
Oh great, and I haven't planted any peas yet!

01 Jun 2012 07:32 PM
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poodebunker     
Do zombies eat werewolves?

01 Jun 2012 07:33 PM
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Oznog     
www.compuglobalhypermeganet.tv

Calvin and Hobbes, all growed up.

01 Jun 2012 07:35 PM
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CygnusDarius     
I'd rather have these in my lawn.

farm2.static.flickr.com

/Although I suspect they might disappear

01 Jun 2012 07:36 PM
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CygnusDarius     
OhioUGrad: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

I have to agree, this zombie thing has just gotten stupid and annoying. It's starting to make the vampires in Twilight look clever.


Well, considering that zombies are not known for their smarts, they already are.

01 Jun 2012 07:37 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom    [TotalFark]  
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


24.media.tumblr.com

01 Jun 2012 07:43 PM
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SarcasticFark    [TotalFark]  
2001: The Summer of the Shark
2012: The Summer of the Zombies

01 Jun 2012 07:45 PM
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Dheiner    [TotalFark]  
ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.

Well, it wouldn't be my first choice, but I think if you used an aluminum bat, you could take out quite a few....

01 Jun 2012 07:51 PM
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OhioUGrad     
CygnusDarius: OhioUGrad: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

I have to agree, this zombie thing has just gotten stupid and annoying. It's starting to make the vampires in Twilight look clever.

Well, considering that zombies are not known for their smarts, they already are.


Not referring to their "intelligence"

01 Jun 2012 07:54 PM
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etherknot     
i62.photobucket.com
So, gnomes now, is it?

01 Jun 2012 08:03 PM
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scalpod     
i296.photobucket.com

What a load of old crap! He's just killed a hippie everybody!

01 Jun 2012 08:09 PM
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tcan     
fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Lack of humor and unwarranted anger is the first sign of infection. Have yourself checked out as soon as possible. Shoot yourself before someone else has to.

01 Jun 2012 08:11 PM
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LordOfThePings     
s.wat.fr

Your little guh-nome is undead, monsieur.

01 Jun 2012 08:14 PM
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Evil Canadian     
Strobeguy: Evil Canadian: My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!

Pics or it its not happening...!


No problem there ....

i1258.photobucket.com

i1258.photobucket.com

i1258.photobucket.com

And for good measure, a Skully Flutterby.

i1258.photobucket.com

There are plenty more, but that's an idea.

01 Jun 2012 08:15 PM
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magicgoo    [TotalFark]  
Evil Canadian: Strobeguy: Evil Canadian: My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!

Pics or it its not happening...!

No problem there ....
There are plenty more, but that's an idea.


Some of those look kind of messy and not so much bloody. The butterfly looks alright, though. Looks like more time was spent on it.

01 Jun 2012 08:38 PM
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