So, women who don't know about their SO's porn usage are ignorantly happy.

/got it

I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

Let's be honest... Broads aren't going to be happy no matter what. So whack it to porn 'til your heart's content.

Maybe he's watching porn because he's in a bad relationship and neither person is happy.

How do these broads find out about the porn usage? Article should say these dames are unhappy because they're married to stupid men.

I could give a sh*t if Mr.S. watches pron, whatever fuels the fire, etc.
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Ric Romero ghostwriting again?

Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

How you doin'?

I can't fap to this.

Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

I had a girlfriend who watched a lot of porn. I figured that it saved me a lot of work. I actually was kind of turned on when I saw some of the freaky stuff she was looking at (and I assume fapping to). What a freak.

I was upset the first 10 years then I decided porn was the least of our problems...and if he could have porn, then I could have huge toys. All good.

Women who don't know about the porn are probably unhappy for other reasons.

Ignorance is bliss. That's why I'm so damn happy all the time. WHEEEEEE!!!

Harry_Seldon: Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

I had a girlfriend who watched a lot of porn. I figured that it saved me a lot of work. I actually was kind of turned on when I saw some of the freaky stuff she was looking at (and I assume fapping to). What a freak.

Was she covered in thousand island dressing and surrounded by midgets?

"Never lose your ignorance; you can't replace it." Andy Capp.

TheManofPA: Harry_Seldon: Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

I had a girlfriend who watched a lot of porn. I figured that it saved me a lot of work. I actually was kind of turned on when I saw some of the freaky stuff she was looking at (and I assume fapping to). What a freak.

Was she covered in thousand island dressing and surrounded by midgets?

Well, if you must ask, she had a thing for lesbian strap on back door action.

My gf used to get insane whenever she found out is been watching porn. We finally agreed to talk about it, and it turns out she was just really insecure and felt threatened by the girls in the videos. She finally got over it after I told her that I'm sure she was just as sexy when she was 12.

Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

Hey, if you are a man hating lesbian, you probably like the same kind of porn that I like. We have something in common. Let's fark!

/I'll go hide from the crazed, man-hating, ax-wielding lesbian now

Mrs. Smurf insists that we watch threesomes and lesbian porn.

My wife knows and doesn't care.

I tell her when i'm going to be surfing the web for porn so she doesn't walk in on me.

She likes it because she doesn't have to put out all the time, and I like it because....well, it's porn.

And we still have plenty of sex.

Mrs. Smurf insists that we watch threesomes and lesbian porn.

TheManofPA: Harry_Seldon: Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

I had a girlfriend who watched a lot of porn. I figured that it saved me a lot of work. I actually was kind of turned on when I saw some of the freaky stuff she was looking at (and I assume fapping to). What a freak.

Was she covered in thousand island dressing and surrounded by midgets?

and then she brought out the pterodactyl hand puppet...

All of our significant others are in bed and we quit barking up that tree years ago because giving her a massage and playing with her hair does not equal sex so we're all surfing the net so we're all getting a kick out of this thread...etc...

My girlfriend can't say crap since I know exactly how much yaoi fanfics she reads.

BlippityBleep: TheManofPA: Harry_Seldon: Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

I had a girlfriend who watched a lot of porn. I figured that it saved me a lot of work. I actually was kind of turned on when I saw some of the freaky stuff she was looking at (and I assume fapping to). What a freak.

Was she covered in thousand island dressing and surrounded by midgets?

and then she brought out the pterodactyl hand puppet...



...and remember Pteri, the safe word of the day is: Nifkin Pimples. You all know what to do when you hear the safe word, right? Stop Choking Cowboy Curtis and Scream Real LOUD! AArrghghhh! Hehehe.

The porn ladies do things I really wouldn't want my wife to do.. it's all good..

AbbeySomeone: I could give a sh*t if Mr.S. watches pron, whatever fuels the fire, etc.
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Well said. Any woman who isn't likely an insecure cry-baby to begin with wouldn't have a problem with it.

In my experience, women are just unhappy when they're not invited.

goobergal: I was upset the first 10 years then I decided porn was the least of our problems...and if he could have porn, then I could have huge toys. All good.

Send me vids of you using your toys...


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Hah... The woman I'm seeing our second date was to catch Ultimate Surrender at the Armory in SF, her idea.

Porn is a lot more fun when you watch it live with popcorn, beer, and a date.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Mrs. Smurf insists that we watch threesomes and lesbian porn.

That was you in my lap? I should apologize but you started it.

Smeggy Smurf: Mrs. Smurf insists that we watch threesomes and lesbian porn.

I'm sure you're devastated.

Wife starts asking questions if a girl in a bikini pops up on the screen. She'd have a stroke if she knew the stuff I looked at. In the end I keep her ignorate and stroke myself.

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Wasn't there a study the other day that said that couples that watch porn together stay together?

So it seems to me that a woman's lack of porn use is more likely to cause problems.

Smeggy Smurf: That was you in my lap? I should apologize but you started it.

insertblueballsjokehere

This thread smells like vaseline and tissues.

/And I love it

If you can learn a technique she really likes by watching a porn video, she might be happier about porn. If not, she probably isn't a keeper.

/had a girlfriend who was wild in the sack but was religiously opposed to porn
//until I found an old Playboy "erotic massage" video on P2P

"You want me to look like the girls in your videos asshole?"

You can look asian, pregnant and blur your cooter out?!

A woman who doesn't know about her husband's porn collection is happier than a woman who does know about her husband's porn collection, but she in turn is happier than a woman who knows about her husband's custom stripper vomit porn collection...

Discovering explicit material on a partner's computer "made them feel like they were not good enough, like they could not measure up," Stewart told LiveScience.

(...)

The study is limited to a youthful demographic, and most of the relationships were short-term, Stewart said. Because most of the couples weren't co-habitating, the women might not know how much porn their partners actually watched, she said.

If she's looking through her short-term not-live-in boyfriend's computer for porn, the relationship's already farked, and it ain't because of what he's jacking off to.

Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

How are you...

*checks profile*

...nevermind.

Brick-House: Wife starts asking questions if a girl in a bikini pops up on the screen. She'd have a stroke if she knew the stuff I looked at. In the end I keep her ignorate and stroke myself.

Wow, so many people live like that, but your grammar does explain quite a bit.

BlippityBleep: TheManofPA: Harry_Seldon: Anderrhea: I'm pretty sure I watch more porn than he does.

I had a girlfriend who watched a lot of porn. I figured that it saved me a lot of work. I actually was kind of turned on when I saw some of the freaky stuff she was looking at (and I assume fapping to). What a freak.

Was she covered in thousand island dressing and surrounded by midgets?

and then she brought out the pterodactyl hand puppet...

and afterward she walked into a brothel with a jackass and a honeycomb...

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf used to get insane whenever she found out is been watching porn. We finally agreed to talk about it, and it turns out she was just really insecure and felt threatened by the girls in the videos. She finally got over it after I told her that I'm sure she was just as sexy when she was 12.

I'm jacking it right now with my wife's porn so I'm getting a kick...

biatches just need to step up their porn game if they wanna keep their man.

Yep. Get the latex AND the zucchini. If she can do it, YOU can do it.

FirstNationalBastard: Let's be honest... Broads aren't going to be happy no matter what. So whack it to porn 'til your heart's content.

^^^^^

TV's Vinnie: biatches just need to step up their porn game if they wanna keep their man.

Yep. Get the latex AND the zucchini. If she can do it, YOU can do it.

It's a sick sad world that I knew right away exactly who you're talking about...

Just the other day I was looking through my girlfriend's filing cabinet for her pipe, I found a porn DVD. When I asked her about it (News to me, we've been together 3 years now) she looked really embarrassed and said "Before you, I was single for a very, very long time."

She isn't lonely no' mo'.