You sound fat. Or at least employed by Law Enforcement. Yum.


BTW, today was National Doughnut Day

Ursp, thank yo very much.

Time for a 5km run.

I could go for some fried plantain right about now.

Equilibrist: You sound fat. Or at least employed by Law Enforcement. Yum.


BTW, today was National Doughnut Day

The happiness department at work brought in the softest doughnuts I've ever had. They were amazing and various. There were cinnamon pinwheels and buttermilks and circled braids. And risen chocolate doughnuts--not the cake kind. And some of them had maple _buttercream_ frosting. I think I may be dead, but everyone here in heaven/hell likes to argue on the internet. But why would I expect everyone to instantly change in the afterlife?

/is fat, but only a little bit.

Wow - a Wikipedia link. And the most interesting Wikipedia link at that.

Wikipedia: you're new destination to avoid now that you avoid public media because of the risk of breaking your stupid Farking diet.

Triumph: Wow - a Wikipedia link. And the most interesting Wikipedia link at that.

No kidding. I'm going to start submitting Dictionary.com definitions to the queue.

You know, I haven't eaten a fried food in months. Not that I'm a health nut or anything, just haven't had a desire for anything. I think that last fried food I ate was an order of onion rings from the bar. Now that I'm thinking about it, some shrimp would be tasty right about now.

Here's what's important: keep the food dry. If it's wet when you fry it, oil sputters everywhere.

We celebrated National Doughnut Day today by scarfing down a couple of chocolate old-fashioneds. Yum.

Best fried food ever: Deep fried asparagus spears at Burgerville (only in the Pacific NW) with garlic aioli. Oh. Em. Gee.

Fried cookie dough is pretty awesome. If I knew how to do them at home, I so totally would.

/fattie.

This totally distracts from Wikipedia's main function, and it dilutes its brand.

Triumph: Wow - a Wikipedia link. And the most interesting Wikipedia link at that.

More boring than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter ?

cheap_thoughts: Fried cookie dough is pretty awesome. If I knew how to do them at home, I so totally would.

/fattie.

Farkin' internet. How does that work?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ann e-thornton/deep-fried-cookie-dou gh-with-fleur-de-sel-recipe2/index.htm l

I think i need to try this tomorrow.

9beers: You know, I haven't eaten a fried food in months. Not that I'm a health nut or anything, just haven't had a desire for anything. I think that last fried food I ate was an order of onion rings from the bar. Now that I'm thinking about it, some shrimp would be tasty right about now.

Mom wanted to go to The Outback the other night and we had a Bloomin' Onion AND Coconut Fried Shrimp. By the time we were done I felt like I was going to explode in a shower of grease and breading.

teto85: Ursp, thank yo very much.

Time for a 5km run.

Get me some funnel cakes while you're out. And an elephant ear covered with honey if the carnival's in town.

pumpkin donuts are awesome.

Coxinha

Yeah, try telling your girlfriend that it's a South American delicacy.

9beers: You know, I haven't eaten a fried food in months. Not that I'm a health nut or anything, just haven't had a desire for anything. I think that last fried food I ate was an order of onion rings from the bar. Now that I'm thinking about it, some shrimp would be tasty right about now.

How about some Arby's french fries?

What the heck is a happiness department?

mmmmmm Langos

Hooray for Loukoumades!!!

You can get these in London at Spitalfields market near Liverpool street. They're round and crunchy on the outside, and dripping with honey on the inside. They're sick.

sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?


A locale where five star cuisine can be enjoyed without five star prices.

But that's not important right now....

sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

It's what gets my company voted best to work for in the region every year.

List fails without

FRIED CHICKEN

sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

Kinda like the Joy Division?

checks TFA and sees picture of kaya balls

*ctrl-f* kaya

no results.

goes to thread

*ctrl-f* kaya

no results.

WHAT ARE KAYA BALLS?!

List fails without including something it shows in a picture!

Wangiss: sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

It's what gets my company voted best to work for in the region every year.

Is it an actual department with its own employees? Or is it like a committee, with decent funding that does things to boost morale?

AllUpInYa: sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

Kinda like the Joy Division?

careful, you might be suggesting some form of new order there...

RCL: Coxinha

Yeah, try telling your girlfriend that it's a South American delicacy.

she would be delicate (and probably tender) after too many coxinha

Yes this is dog: Wangiss: sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

It's what gets my company voted best to work for in the region every year.

Is it an actual department with its own employees? Or is it like a committee, with decent funding that does things to boost morale?

It's a branch in h.r. They come up with dumb and awesome ideas to make us happy. Trivia games with rewards, catered barbecue, stupid twitter contests, swag... it's phenomtastic.

Wangiss: Yes this is dog: Wangiss: sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

It's what gets my company voted best to work for in the region every year.

Is it an actual department with its own employees? Or is it like a committee, with decent funding that does things to boost morale?

It's a branch in h.r. They come up with dumb and awesome ideas to make us happy. Trivia games with rewards, catered barbecue, stupid twitter contests, swag... it's phenomtastic.

They also covered my team's ammo and targets at the shooting range last Friday. What do I do? I'm a pay-per-click campaign manager.

Fried Coke?

But gee thanks there subby. Now I have a hankering for a Frybread Taco.

We had fresh donuts delivered from some NYC "hip" shop yesterday: The glazed one that was rolled in pistachio crumbs was to die for. The cream filled one tasted liked they filled it with dish soap.

Wangiss: Wangiss: Yes this is dog: Wangiss: sallys: What the heck is a happiness department?

It's what gets my company voted best to work for in the region every year.

Is it an actual department with its own employees? Or is it like a committee, with decent funding that does things to boost morale?

It's a branch in h.r. They come up with dumb and awesome ideas to make us happy. Trivia games with rewards, catered barbecue, stupid twitter contests, swag... it's phenomtastic.

They also covered my team's ammo and targets at the shooting range last Friday. What do I do? I'm a pay-per-click campaign manager.

That's pretty sweet right there.

JUST SAY NO !!

oh long john
oooh long johnson
oh don piaano

DOUGHNUTS ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY

List totally failed when it said that Native American fried bread is also called a "popover". They are not even close. Also, German donuts might be called "Berlin" doughnuts somewhere in the US but here in the very German upper midwest they are "Bismarks"

Ich bin ein Berliner!

If aliens that could read English came from space and read the entry on Fried Coke, they would know enough about Texas to decide on destroying it.

Apos: I could go for some fried plantain right about now.

More applicable to this article: barriga de vieja. Yum!

I like those square glazed ones with raisins in them...what are they called?

I likes me some Sopaipillas.

Zeppole. Savory, not sweet. Apparently, I'm starting a dough this afternoon.

Fried dough is the breakfast of champions.

/hot as a fresh beginet

The French Bakery in Norfolk, VA has some orange doughnuts that are a greasy, sweet piece of Heaven.

I'd been in China a couple months, and had begun to crave Western-style baked goods, which were hard to come by in the more rural areas. Then one morning, as I made my way down the street, a vision on wheels stood before me: a food cart, racks full with what appeared to be beautiful doughnuts, long johns, and more. I rushed to the cart and bought a "doughnut". I took a bite. I found out why they are called "oil-sticks" (油条, or youtiao). They are the anti-doughnut. Never eat an oil stick.

Saw toutins on the list and am leaving satisfied.

Largest falafel ball: 23.94 kg (52.8lb), 1.17 m in circumference and 0.3 m in height.

Mmmm.... falafel...