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That's a lotta Dew.

What an utter Dew-saster!

/_{Best I can Dew on such short notice.}

Dew-licious!

This is becoming a pattern. As such:

JUST IMAGINE
IF A DEW TRUCK
CAUSED A TRUCK
CARRYING SHEEP
TO CRASH INTO
ANOTHER TRUCK
HAULING TP
WHICH IN TURN
TOTALED A TACO TRUCK

A Non Amos: This is becoming a pattern. As such:
JUST IMAGINE
IF A DEW TRUCK
CAUSED A TRUCK
CARRYING SHEEP
TO CRASH INTO
ANOTHER TRUCK
HAULING TP
WHICH IN TURN
TOTALED A TACO TRUCK

IN ZAIRE

Bathia_Mapes: A Non Amos: This is becoming a pattern. As such:
JUST IMAGINE
IF A DEW TRUCK
CAUSED A TRUCK
CARRYING SHEEP
TO CRASH INTO
ANOTHER TRUCK
HAULING TP
WHICH IN TURN
TOTALED A TACO TRUCK

IN ZAIRE

WHERES ZAIRE?

A Non Amos: Bathia_Mapes: A Non Amos: This is becoming a pattern. As such:
JUST IMAGINE
IF A DEW TRUCK
CAUSED A TRUCK
CARRYING SHEEP
TO CRASH INTO
ANOTHER TRUCK
HAULING TP
WHICH IN TURN
TOTALED A TACO TRUCK

IN ZAIRE

WHERES ZAIRE?

AFRICA


In case you didn't know, the Zaire/taco comment is a long-running joke in TFD.

Every Mountain Dew flavor but the original sucks.

Call me when they bring back Crystal Pepsi as a Mountain Dew flavor.

FirstNationalBastard: Every Mountain Dew flavor but the original sucks.

I'll allow this as long as we add Throwback as well.

/Fark HFCS

RedPhoenix122: FirstNationalBastard: Every Mountain Dew flavor but the original sucks.

I'll allow this as long as we add Throwback as well.

/Fark HFCS

Well, Throwback is the original original.

FirstNationalBastard: RedPhoenix122: FirstNationalBastard: Every Mountain Dew flavor but the original sucks.

I'll allow this as long as we add Throwback as well.

/Fark HFCS

Well, Throwback is the original original.

Yes, but I just wanted a little clarity.

I read the headline as Drew-manity and wondered if, like last night, we were in for another slew of weird greens.

The driver of the train, an M. Bloomberg (NYC) was unavailable for comment.

Very sweet less carbonated lemony limey sugar juice...ugh..never a big fan. And it's terrible after opened for a day if you're using a 2 litre bottle...goes flat incredibly fast

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Dew-licious!

It'll tickle yer innards!

\man, I still remember that from the 60s.

Bathia_Mapes: In case you didn't know, the Zaire/taco comment is a long-running joke in TFD.

its like I never left!

I can't find one farking Mt Dew on a FOB in Afghanistan they are just spilling it on the streets in Seattle. I hope FSM smites them with his noodley appendage

Are those talls in the pic? I didn't know dew came in talls.

I call sheninigans. How can that much pop be spilled on MLK and not be stolen before officers arrived? In the past we had whole pop trucks stolen from MLK, never mind a few cases that kids could scoop up.

leevis: Are those talls in the pic? I didn't know dew came in talls.

A promotional size, mostly sold in gas stations. That is why the cases are plain white. Last summer they were selling 1liters for a dollar. Farva would've been proud.

I wonder if mixing it with some garbage juice from the curb will make it taste good enough to drink.

FirstNationalBastard: Every Mountain Dew flavor but the original sucks.

Call me when they bring back Crystal Pepsi as a Mountain Dew flavor.

remember the Pepsi in a light blue can with the graphic of a half slice of lemon on the label? evidently the peckerheads found out the Kritter liked that juice because those dooshbags stopped making it. only Pepsi i ever liked.

there is a test market diet Vanilla Pepsi in NY State that is frickin delicious. watch, now they'll yank that off the market too.

I must be the only one that thought that said 'drewmanity'

Urinal cakes should fix the problem in TFA

Here's an aerial photo of where the accident occurred, a couple of hours later:

Wonder if they will now monitor the road and rail tracks for hyperactivity? That's a lot of Dew spilled

Well at least those firefighters have something to drink while they clean up the mess.

Quick! We need arcade games and Rush mix tapes...STAT!

They look like the new 24 ounce cans that just hit the market..
/owns over 200 different Mt. dew cans...

godwin5: Quick! We need arcade games and Rush mix tapes...STAT!

Im just glad it wasnt Throwback. Thats the only Dew worth doing.
/Dew Snob

Lizardking: Im just glad it wasnt Throwback. Thats the only Dew worth doing.
/Dew Snob

why not drink green cool aid or MiO it's cheaper

lack of warmth: I call sheninigans. How can that much pop be spilled on MLK and not be stolen before officers arrived? In the past we had whole pop trucks stolen from MLK, never mind a few cases that kids could scoop up.

It wasn't grape drank

lack of warmth: I call sheninigans. How can that much pop be spilled on MLK and not be stolen before officers arrived? In the past we had whole pop trucks stolen from MLK, never mind a few cases that kids could scoop up.

My thought would be that it's the caffeine free variety they have to sell in Cananda. Caffeine free? What's the Farking point??


/nah, above poster that said it's the new 24's was probably right.

fat boy: lack of warmth: I call sheninigans. How can that much pop be spilled on MLK and not be stolen before officers arrived? In the past we had whole pop trucks stolen from MLK, never mind a few cases that kids could scoop up.

It wasn't grape drank

So they didnt grip it and sip it?

I'm just glad the article wasn't about Pepsi discontinuing Code Red. That delicious stuff tastes like carbonated cherry icee in a can/bottle/cup, and I've been fearfully waiting for it to disappear since the first time I drank it. :P

Then I'd recommend you keep a stockpile of it in your wine cellar.

Thraeryn: I'm just glad the article wasn't about Pepsi discontinuing Code Red. That delicious stuff tastes like carbonated cherry icee in a can/bottle/cup, and I've been fearfully waiting for it to disappear since the first time I drank it. :P

EVER since quitting Distortion i've gained a new respect for coffee

TANTRUUUUUUM!!


/hot like Lily

Bathia_Mapes: A Non Amos: Bathia_Mapes: A Non Amos: This is becoming a pattern. As such:
JUST IMAGINE
IF A DEW TRUCK
CAUSED A TRUCK
CARRYING SHEEP
TO CRASH INTO
ANOTHER TRUCK
HAULING TP
WHICH IN TURN
TOTALED A TACO TRUCK

IN ZAIRE

WHERES ZAIRE?

AFRICA


In case you didn't know, the Zaire/taco comment is a long-running joke in TFD.

And a bad joke at that. It's like Dane Cook came up with it.

mekkab: Bathia_Mapes: In case you didn't know, the Zaire/taco comment is a long-running joke in TFD.

its like I never left!

Come to the TFD side. We have cookies. :-D

Bathia_Mapes: mekkab: Bathia_Mapes: In case you didn't know, the Zaire/taco comment is a long-running joke in TFD.

its like I never left!

Come to the TFD side. We have cookies. :-D

feickus: I can't find one farking Mt Dew on a FOB in Afghanistan they are just spilling it on the streets in Seattle. I hope FSM smites them with his noodley appendage

It can be hard to find Dew outside the USA. I've been to several places in Europe and the Caribbean and the only place I've seen Dew is Prague. Granted I didn't go to supermarkets or gas stations in most of those places.

feickus: I can't find one farking Mt Dew on a FOB in Afghanistan they are just spilling it on the streets in Seattle. I hope FSM smites them with his noodley appendage

1. Didn't know you were a Farker.

2. You think Dew would make it in a care package to you?

- Josh (of the EctoMINI fame)