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   You know how sometimes you're at the lake in your spacesuit and you start craving pizza and a Pegasus suddenly delivers some from a Pizza Hut on a floating iceberg? I love it when that happens

02 Jun 2012 02:29 PM   |   10099 clicks   |   Some Guy
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
Pizza Hut? Really? Shows what flying horses know about pizza.

02 Jun 2012 11:38 AM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.

02 Jun 2012 12:11 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.

02 Jun 2012 01:22 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
This is what makes America great. God bless you all.

02 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

02 Jun 2012 02:07 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Is that what they're calling Greek-style on BackPage these days? Learn something new every day!

02 Jun 2012 02:16 PM
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skinink     

02 Jun 2012 02:32 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
NewportBarGuy: AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Is that what they're calling Greek-style on BackPage these days? Learn something new every day!


Apparently what we've all learned now is that you troll Backpage for Greek-style.

02 Jun 2012 02:32 PM
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Six_By_Nine     
FloydA: That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.

I don't. It's more fun to watch time collapsing on itself.

//Spoke to Cleopatra
//She said 'put down that gun'.
//I did, eventually.

02 Jun 2012 02:33 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
With a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

02 Jun 2012 02:34 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
propasaurus: NewportBarGuy: AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Is that what they're calling Greek-style on BackPage these days? Learn something new every day!

Apparently what we've all learned now is that you troll Backpage for Greek-style.


*changes farkie and giggles

02 Jun 2012 02:34 PM
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lockers     
Glad to see has become reddit without the open posting.

02 Jun 2012 02:36 PM
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Kumana Wanalaia     
Does liking pizza from a halfway decent pizza joint (or at least a poppa john's, ffs) make me a foodie? Dominoes tastes like corn, and Pizza Hut is just crappy.

Flying horses floating on icebergs is no basis for distribution of pizzas. Supreme edible satisfaction derives from a bong hit of the grasses, not some farsical aquatic ceremony.

02 Jun 2012 02:36 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
momsbyheart.net

02 Jun 2012 02:37 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
Englebert Slaptyback: With a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

You too? It's spreading

02 Jun 2012 02:37 PM
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lockers     
I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

02 Jun 2012 02:37 PM
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rebelyell2006     
lockers: Glad to see has become reddit without the open posting.

lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

lockers: Glad to see has become reddit without the open posting.

lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

You sound bitter and angry.

02 Jun 2012 02:40 PM
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DemonEater     
You know how sometimes you're at the lake in your spacesuit

River Song?

02 Jun 2012 02:42 PM
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hdhale     
AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Makes sense, since if you mounted Pegasus, you'd be riding bareback.

02 Jun 2012 02:42 PM
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LeroyBourne     
That horse has no pizza, unless it's coming to take my order by which I'll tell him to fark off and bring me some lil Cesar's.

02 Jun 2012 02:44 PM
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loonatic112358     
FloydA: That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.

damnit, not again Melody

02 Jun 2012 02:48 PM
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Kaiku     
Was this greenlit by accident or something? This isn't even "not news".

02 Jun 2012 02:48 PM
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Craptastic     
lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

I know that feel, bro. =(

02 Jun 2012 02:48 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

I don't.

02 Jun 2012 02:49 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries     
i291.photobucket.com

02 Jun 2012 02:50 PM
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BlueJay206     
Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 600x401]
Came here to see this

02 Jun 2012 02:54 PM
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Spaced Cowboy     
www.freewebs.com

FTL really trivializes the 30 minute deliver time.

02 Jun 2012 02:54 PM
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hdhale     
Kaiku: Was this greenlit by accident or something? This isn't even "not news".

You must be new here. Welcome.

LeroyBourne: That horse has no pizza, unless it's coming to take my order by which I'll tell him to fark off and bring me some lil Cesar's.

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

02 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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Starry Heavens     
Chariset: Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.

Agreed. I think the pegasus is being more of a cab driver than a pizza delivery boy.

02 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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kiwimoogle84    [TotalFark]  
FloydA: That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.

You wouldn't DARE.

/bowties are cool

02 Jun 2012 02:57 PM
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Wicked Kitty     
Is that the new ending for Mass Effect 3? Because I have to say, it's an improvement.

02 Jun 2012 02:58 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
hdhale: AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Makes sense, since if you mounted Pegasus, you'd be riding bareback.


Heh. For all farkers outside Seattle - Pegasus is a great pizza place for pizza on Alki. They don't deliver but have fantastic pizza.

02 Jun 2012 03:00 PM
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RedVentrue     
Chariset: Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.

Not lies. You just don't know where it is carrying the pizza.

02 Jun 2012 03:01 PM
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LeroyBourne     
hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

02 Jun 2012 03:04 PM
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RockChalkH1N1     
LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


That actally is a very good question

02 Jun 2012 03:07 PM
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Wicked Kitty     
Grr. Now I want a pizza, dammit.

02 Jun 2012 03:07 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


I physically can't eat there just cause of the name "Hot and Ready"

02 Jun 2012 03:10 PM
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Starry Heavens     
Wicked Kitty: Grr. Now I want a pizza, dammit.

It's Saturday. Get one, crack a beer, and pull up Netflix. It'll be a good time.

02 Jun 2012 03:10 PM
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WhippingBoy    [TotalFark]  
LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


They make it with stuff that Taco Bell deems "unacceptable".

02 Jun 2012 03:10 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

I physically can't eat there just cause of the name "Hot and Ready"


'Hot and ready' are just a few words that are deep seeded into a male's brain. It cannot be resisted.

02 Jun 2012 03:13 PM
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Slick Johnson     
BarkingUnicorn: lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

I don't.


Shut up and bring me some pizza

02 Jun 2012 03:16 PM
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Digitalstrange     
LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


no delivery drives down costs alot (between half to a third of the employees of a delivery joint and less insurance worries/costs) and they only offer them in cheese or pep, no fresh ingredients to store and/or replenish which cuts costs, Start ordering specialty stuff and you get closer to regular pizza prices.

02 Jun 2012 03:18 PM
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tuffsnake    [TotalFark]  
What kind of party is this?

02 Jun 2012 03:20 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Digitalstrange: LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

no delivery drives down costs alot (between half to a third of the employees of a delivery joint and less insurance worries/costs) and they only offer them in cheese or pep, no fresh ingredients to store and/or replenish which cuts costs, Start ordering specialty stuff and you get closer to regular pizza prices.


That makes sense. Sometimes if I have to wait for a fresh one I'll ask them not to cut it. I'll load it up with boom booms and fresh spinach and more cheese. Make em even better.

02 Jun 2012 03:25 PM
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kiwimoogle84    [TotalFark]  
Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

I physically can't eat there just cause of the name "Hot and Ready"


You kidding me? That might give me MORE incentive :P

02 Jun 2012 03:30 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
tuffsnake: What kind of party is this?

Oh god, please don't let it be an S club party, please please please!

02 Jun 2012 03:37 PM
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shtychkn     
Came here for the doctor and i'm leaving satisfied. Nice to know that fark rarely disappoints.

02 Jun 2012 03:47 PM
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danielscissorhands     
Needs more ants.

(And melting clocks.)

02 Jun 2012 03:47 PM
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gojirast     
Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 600x401]

Well done. I was going to have to post that if someone else hadn't.

02 Jun 2012 03:55 PM
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CruJones     
Pizza Hut is palatable. Sure, it's not delicacy, but it works in a pinch. Hell, I even like the new Dominos pizza, it actually is much better than the old one. And yes, I'll swing through a LC, just because it's convenient as hell.

Pizza is like beer. Sometimes you want a nice microbrew, sometimes you just want to pound cheap light beer.

02 Jun 2012 04:01 PM
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