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02 Jun 2012 07:43 PM   |   9288 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Wangiss     
As an ethnic Prussian, I take umbrage at this shoddy journalism and the jab by subby at my people. Who is in charge of the Sanatoga Post? Some things need shoring up. Ordnung muss sein!

02 Jun 2012 06:20 PM
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Slaxl     
Wow, there's a place called King of Prussia. I like that name, you should make it your capital.

02 Jun 2012 06:36 PM
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Wangiss     
I'm on it. There's nothing a little a hard work can't do for a displaced population.

02 Jun 2012 07:05 PM
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Wangiss     
Behold My Palace!

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02 Jun 2012 07:16 PM
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Tommy Moo     
This is what happens when you make something illegal that lots of people want to do. The few places that keep it legal are able to rake in enormous opportunities from the free market. If surrounding states would legalize gambling, PA wouldn't be able to compete with such high taxes.

02 Jun 2012 07:47 PM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
Gambling == Tax for people who are bad at math

02 Jun 2012 07:51 PM
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phalamir     
Wangiss: As an ethnic Prussian, I take umbrage at this shoddy journalism and the jab by subby at my people

AS an ethnic Prussian, I'd take umbrage that your rulers were so inept they lost their Empire to the British and French. Sounds like your ethnic group might be more than a little unter, cause, damn - even a peacenik coolie diaper-boy beat the British.

02 Jun 2012 07:53 PM
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bugmn99     
Tommy Moo: This is what happens when you make something illegal that lots of people want to do. The few places that keep it legal are able to rake in enormous opportunities from the free market. If surrounding states would legalize gambling, PA wouldn't be able to compete with such high taxes.

farm5.static.flickr.com

Yes, that's exactly what would happen if states surrounding PA did that.

02 Jun 2012 07:57 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Tommy Moo: This is what happens when you make something illegal that lots of people want to do. The few places that keep it legal are able to rake in enormous opportunities from the free market. If surrounding states would legalize gambling, PA wouldn't be able to compete with such high taxes.

Delaware Park race track is within an hour's drive from King of Prussia, AC is 90 minutes away. There are plenty
of places for people to excercise their arm pulling muscles.

This is just the state of PA being greedy.

02 Jun 2012 07:59 PM
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digitalpirate     
I worked at Soaring Eagle Casino in Michigan while I was in college. It was a great job for a college student. I took a serious pay cut getting my first "real" job.

I have absolutely no sympathy for gamblers.

02 Jun 2012 08:05 PM
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LordOfThePings     
www.diadumenian.com

Looks dourly upon thine shenanigans.

02 Jun 2012 08:05 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
bugmn99: Tommy Moo: This is what happens when you make something illegal that lots of people want to do. The few places that keep it legal are able to rake in enormous opportunities from the free market. If surrounding states would legalize gambling, PA wouldn't be able to compete with such high taxes.

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x354]

Yes, that's exactly what would happen if states surrounding PA did that.


If you win a million on the slots, you get to shake Donald Trump's hand. If you win another million you shake hands with an industrial sewing machine. Maybe you should enjoy your losses, buy some drinks, and go home alive.

02 Jun 2012 08:06 PM
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The water was cold     
Flock Of Seagulls approve.

02 Jun 2012 08:09 PM
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butt-nuggets     
55% of the gross???

That's more than the mafia would ask for

02 Jun 2012 08:11 PM
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The water was cold     
butt-nuggets: 55% of the gross???

That's more than the mafia would ask for


The mafia doesn't "ask".

02 Jun 2012 08:13 PM
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Wangiss     
phalamir: Wangiss: As an ethnic Prussian, I take umbrage at this shoddy journalism and the jab by subby at my people

AS an ethnic Prussian, I'd take umbrage that your rulers were so inept they lost their Empire to the British and French. Sounds like your ethnic group might be more than a little unter, cause, damn - even a peacenik coolie diaper-boy beat the British.


"I'd"? You mean you're not really?
Then you will never understand.

02 Jun 2012 08:15 PM
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phalamir     
Wangiss: "I'd"? You mean you're not really?
Then you will never understand.


Nope. Ethnically English American, so I can't imagine failure - just part of being the genetic supermen.

02 Jun 2012 08:28 PM
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Wangiss     
phalamir: Wangiss: "I'd"? You mean you're not really?
Then you will never understand.

Nope. Ethnically English American, so I can't imagine failure - just part of being the genetic supermen.


awesome

02 Jun 2012 08:40 PM
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Piestar     
That makes no sense. Slots pay back, on average around here, ninety seven to ninety eight cents on the dollar.

They have to be taking a percentage of the profits, not the gross.

Who would play slots that pay back such a small percentage? You gotta have winners to lure in the losers...

02 Jun 2012 08:44 PM
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awruk!     
Wangiss: As an ethnic Prussian, I take umbrage at this shoddy journalism and the jab by subby at my people. Who is in charge of the Sanatoga Post? Some things need shoring up. Ordnung muss sein!

"ethnic Prussian" hmmm...? so you are the member of this, believed to be extinct tribe, and speak the language, right? Not sure why you show off with German in this case though...

02 Jun 2012 08:47 PM
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Kanemano     
Why do you care who gets it, if you are going to throw away money by playing the slots

02 Jun 2012 08:53 PM
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D-Wolf2k2     
Taking your money and your vital regions
fc06.deviantart.net
/Anime References can be so easy sometimes.

02 Jun 2012 08:56 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
Piestar: That makes no sense.

Pun intended?

Slots pay back, on average around here, ninety seven to ninety eight cents on the dollar.

They have to be taking a percentage of the profits, not the gross.

Who would play slots that pay back such a small percentage? You gotta have winners to lure in the losers...


Surely you aren't suggesting that a fine American journalist would from the Sanatoga Post would not have taken the time to investigate and clarify this.

02 Jun 2012 09:09 PM
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leonel     
I thought Prussia was integrated into the North German Confederation after the Austro-Prussian war of 1866!

02 Jun 2012 09:17 PM
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Wangiss     
leonel: I thought Prussia was integrated into the North German Confederation after the Austro-Prussian war of 1866!

Not according to awruk!.

02 Jun 2012 09:22 PM
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leonel     
Wangiss: leonel: I thought Prussia was integrated into the North German Confederation after the Austro-Prussian war of 1866!

Not according to awruk!.


Damn Austrians, always causing trouble for the Germans.

02 Jun 2012 09:50 PM
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dennysgod     
What did you expect, the house always wins.

02 Jun 2012 09:54 PM
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Seth'n'Spectrum     
Slaxl: Wow, there's a place called King of Prussia. I like that name, you should make it your capital.

Marienburg was always nicer.

02 Jun 2012 10:44 PM
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beta_plus     
You know who else liked to take 55 cents of every dollar from Prussians?

02 Jun 2012 11:09 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Should we be outraged by this or what?

02 Jun 2012 11:20 PM
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astouffer     
DjangoStonereaver: This is just the state of PA being greedy.

Most people have no idea the amount of corruption that goes on in PA. My sources tell me the feds are pissed and don't want anything more to do with the state.

03 Jun 2012 12:03 AM
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HopScotchNSoda     
I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

03 Jun 2012 12:15 AM
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HaywoodJablonski     
Wangiss: phalamir: Wangiss: "I'd"? You mean you're not really?
Then you will never understand.

Nope. Ethnically English American, so I can't imagine failure - just part of being the genetic supermen.

awesome


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Awesome life, ain't it, chap?

03 Jun 2012 12:44 AM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
HopScotchNSoda: I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

There's a dirigible leaving in a week.

03 Jun 2012 02:26 AM
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JonnyBGoode     
Meanwhile, in Prussia...

www.persuasiveconcepts.com

03 Jun 2012 03:20 AM
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on the road     
That's "King of Prussia" to you, subby.

Oddly enough, I walked through this place three weeks ago. It appeared to have just opened.

And I agree, the tax has GOT to be a percentage of margin, not gross. Otherwise there would be no return business.

03 Jun 2012 11:31 PM
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jrl    [TotalFark]  
it's a confused author problem, but it is 55% of the profits.
"Gross revenues", as used in the article, has to be taken
to mean "money taken out of the machines", and it's only
"gross" at that point because they haven't subtracted out
operating expenses. Payouts are already subtracted, so they
don't get counted as revenues.

03 Jun 2012 11:49 PM
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