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07 Jun 2012 11:39 AM   |   3442 clicks   |   humorsharing
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thismomentinblackhistory    [TotalFark]  
A new drug named after my cat. Awesome.

07 Jun 2012 10:23 AM
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tarkhuna     
"I feel pregnant" Hahahahahahaha

07 Jun 2012 12:54 PM
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pxsteel     
tarkhuna: "I feel pregnant" Hahahahahahaha

My 5yld is not ADD, but was made with only one speed, 100mph. There are times that this product could be useful.

07 Jun 2012 01:02 PM
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Marshall Willenholly     
Yay! Because videos about killing children are totally awesome!

I hope the people who made the video try some real "naptime" product on themselves.

07 Jun 2012 01:14 PM
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attention span of a retarded fruit fly     
HAHAHAHA I laugh its called PARENTING. I have three kids on the Autism Spectrum and hardly have an issue with behavior. I taught them how to behave and not the teachers in school. parents need to say NO and often.

07 Jun 2012 01:26 PM
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MikeRaphon     
Marshall Willenholly: Yay! Because videos about killing children are totally awesome!

I hope the people who made the video try some real "naptime" product on themselves.


You watch a lot of PBS programming, don't you?

07 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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marleymaniac     
tarkhuna: "I feel pregnant" Hahahahahahaha

I lost it there. Coworkers are looking at me funny now.

07 Jun 2012 01:29 PM
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tillerman35     
From the makers of Pedialudes!

07 Jun 2012 01:32 PM
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Isuldirs     
I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

07 Jun 2012 01:35 PM
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FarkingReading     
Marshall Willenholly: Yay! Because videos about killing children are totally awesome!

I hope the people who made the video try some real "naptime" product on themselves.


I never want to socialize with you or anyone you know and I never even want to meet you or even meet someone who has once heard of you or possibly ever even read anything you have ever typed.

07 Jun 2012 01:41 PM
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FarkingReading     
Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time


Is he obtuse?

07 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
I think they overdid it with the baby in the shoebox thing, though the garbage disposal and "I feel pregnant" were redeeming lolz.

Most of the problems demonstrated in that video are a direct result of permissive parenting, however.

07 Jun 2012 01:54 PM
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ComputerBob     
is this where I come in and make fun of subby for not knowing that an apostrophe is never used for plural words?

07 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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DuudeStanky     
FarkingReading: Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

Is he obtuse?


A cute kid is never obtuse.

07 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
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chopit     
DuudeStanky: FarkingReading: Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

Is he obtuse?

A cute kid is never obtuse.


I fail to see how the cuteness of the kid is relavent. Don't go off on one of your tangents.

07 Jun 2012 02:22 PM
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Isuldirs     
FarkingReading: Is he obtuse?

Ha! Good one.

/If you cant laugh at yourself...

07 Jun 2012 02:24 PM
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FarkingReading     
chopit: DuudeStanky: FarkingReading: Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

Is he obtuse?

A cute kid is never obtuse.

I fail to see how the cuteness of the kid is relavent. Don't go off on one of your tangents.


Isosceles what you did there.

07 Jun 2012 02:27 PM
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Marshall Willenholly     
FarkingReading: chopit: DuudeStanky: FarkingReading: Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

Is he obtuse?

A cute kid is never obtuse.

I fail to see how the cuteness of the kid is relavent. Don't go off on one of your tangents.

Isosceles what you did there.


Right.

07 Jun 2012 02:40 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
ComputerBob: is this where I come in and make fun of subby for not knowing that an apostrophe is never used for plural words?

Maybe that's why you don't have any greenlights.

07 Jun 2012 02:45 PM
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Mr_H     
marleymaniac: tarkhuna: "I feel pregnant" Hahahahahahaha

I lost it there. Coworkers are looking at me funny now.


It's a good thing I have an office with a door....

/'hey this is chloroform...'

07 Jun 2012 03:39 PM
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netizencain    [TotalFark]  
obligatory: Submitted days ago with better headline

07 Jun 2012 03:50 PM
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ComputerBob     
StoPPeRmobile: ComputerBob: is this where I come in and make fun of subby for not knowing that an apostrophe is never used for plural words?

Maybe that's why you don't have any greenlights.


It's more likely that I've never submitted anything, but you go with your original theory if that makes you feel better.

07 Jun 2012 05:05 PM
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mrmyxolodian     
As someone who's wife's due date was yesterday...I laughed.

07 Jun 2012 05:36 PM
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To The Escape Zeppelin!     
Marshall Willenholly: FarkingReading: chopit: DuudeStanky: FarkingReading: Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

Is he obtuse?

A cute kid is never obtuse.

I fail to see how the cuteness of the kid is relavent. Don't go off on one of your tangents.

Isosceles what you did there.

Right.


This thread is getting stupider by degrees.

07 Jun 2012 05:44 PM
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Fabric_Man     

07 Jun 2012 06:01 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
ComputerBob: StoPPeRmobile: ComputerBob: is this where I come in and make fun of subby for not knowing that an apostrophe is never used for plural words?

Maybe that's why you don't have any greenlights.

It's more likely that I've never submitted anything, but you go with your original theory if that makes you feel better.


You have some thin skin there, emo-boy.

07 Jun 2012 06:07 PM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
Marshall Willenholly: Yay! Because videos about killing children are totally awesome!

I hope the people who made the video try some real "naptime" product on themselves.


haha, you feel butthurt!

07 Jun 2012 06:37 PM
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cyberuck     
FarkingReading: Isuldirs: I laughed. Often.


/Proud Dad to a almost 3 year old.
//Kid's an angle
///90% of the time

Is he obtuse?


Morbidly obtuse.

07 Jun 2012 07:45 PM
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Fish in a Barrel     
FarkingReading: //Kid's an angle

My brain's so fried from work today it took me a while to realize that this was a typo. I was so confused.

07 Jun 2012 08:05 PM
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Sczi     
I prefer Kidstoned Chewable Valium. It comes on a little slower, but it lasts longer, and less deathy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8fbH pttc5A

"Or poke at them... with a stick"
/oldie but goodie

07 Jun 2012 08:35 PM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
Ritalin is already 100% legal, so why not chloroform as well?

07 Jun 2012 10:07 PM
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Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
attention span of a retarded fruit fly: HAHAHAHA I laugh its called PARENTING. I have three kids on the Autism Spectrum and hardly have an issue with behavior. I taught them how to behave and not the teachers in school. parents need to say NO and often.

You see, once they redefined autism as a "spectrum" disorder instead of a "you have it or you don't" disease, we're all now a little bit autistic. It's not a matter of IF your kids have autism, it's HOW MUCH do you want to play the pity card for having children who have YTD

08 Jun 2012 10:22 AM
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Whodat     
Most ADD is easily cured with BTA (Beat That Ass) treatment.

08 Jun 2012 11:49 AM
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Peio     
www.matthewratzloff.com

08 Jun 2012 10:56 PM
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JPSimonetti     
Donnchadha: You see, once they redefined autism as a "spectrum" disorder instead of a "you have it or you don't" disease, we're all now a little bit autistic. It's not a matter of IF your kids have autism, it's HOW MUCH do you want to play the pity card for having children who have YTD

Got an 8 year old with classic non-verbal Rain Man-style autism. As in, the traditional 1-in-10,000 diagnosis, not this trendy 1-in-97 NS-PDD/Aspergers going around like a depressed shiatfaced goth she-whale at a post-prom D&D party ... My kid (who I lovingly call Captain Crazy) is better behaved than any normal kid. It's not because I'm an awesome parent. Far from it. He's just very easy to care for and keep happy as long as his essential needs are met inside of his routine. Don't give me your pity - I got it made with him. Don't give him your pity, because he's the happiest kid in the world. Ignorance is bliss in a way you have to see to believe. Good times. Pity seeking parents of 'autistic spectrum' kids can fark off. It's easier to please an autistic kid than a normal kid as long as you read the manual since they function mechanically relative to standard-issue offspring. I pity parents of normal kids. Someone should start a charity.

/want more autistic kids, seriously
//And I laughed about 6 times. The falcon punch had my in tears.

09 Jun 2012 12:29 AM
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