Either way, these folks will riot

C'mon Celtics, don't make me root for the Heat in the finals.

Would Boston be the bad guy against the Thunder? Not around these parts.

That's like half of Miami's fanbase right there.

seumasokelly: Would Boston be the bad guy against the Thunder? Not around these parts.

Yeah, true.

America*'s Team

*except Boston and Seattle

Still not gonna watch tonight.

/3 game winning streak riding on me not false-caring about watching basketball

Miami: Rondo is going to eat your lunch, PP is gonna fark your dessert, KG is gonna scream at your kids, and Ray is gonna be crazy polite to your mother. Sit your talents down.

Can America's Team of the Moment defeat the Evil Empire of the NBA

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Well played, mods

"Good luck Celtics, we're all counting on you."

Just don't tease Supersonics fans. They're a little upset today.

O/U on "good job, good effort" jokes?

Twitch Boy: O/U on "good job, good effort" jokes?

If there's one thing Fark Sports threads are known for....it's for moving past jokes and not beating things in to the grou----

Oh nevermind

bmr68: Just don't tease Supersonics fans. They're a little upset today.

I am...just...yeah. fark

seumasokelly: C'mon Celtics, don't make me root for the Heat in the finals.

Would Boston be the bad guy against the Thunder? Not around these parts.

Boston has a higher d-bag count (1-0) than OKC, but I don't think either team could actually be the "bad guy."

veedeevadeevoodee:

Man, I want to pluck his eye out with a rusty spoon and let him watch my dog eat it with his good eye. Then poor a bottle of Supersonics 1979 Championship Commemorative After Shave in the hole.

Jacked
/ and pumped

Boston, accept that no one outside Boston likes you. Don't be delusional about it like New York.

I almost turned it off out of disgust, but I made myself sit and watch that celebration pep rally 2 years ago. I wanted to let in soak in, so I could hopefully recall it every time I see Miami play, and I do.
I pray that Jesus will give me this sweet, sweet moment and they fail again tonight. Maybe Jesus is the wrong one to pray to...

finish them!

/then crush the zombies

I'd love to see LeBron and Durant go head to head for their first ring. Then again, it'd be hilarious to see Miami and LeBron get clowned by Boston again.

I really don't know who to root for here.

seumasokelly: veedeevadeevoodee:

Man, I want to pluck his eye out with a rusty spoon and let him watch my dog eat it with his good eye. Then poor a bottle of Supersonics 1979 Championship Commemorative After Shave in the hole.

I assume you mean stern? Im in.

Waxing_Chewbacca: seumasokelly: veedeevadeevoodee:

Man, I want to pluck his eye out with a rusty spoon and let him watch my dog eat it with his good eye. Then poor a bottle of Supersonics 1979 Championship Commemorative After Shave in the hole.

I assume you mean stern? Im in.

Yes, Stern. LeBron is a jackass, but he hasn't done anything to me yet.

"Can America's Team of the Moment defeat the Evil Empire of the NBA..."

I honestly don't know which team is supposed to be which. I assume the Celtics are the Evil Empire, but I haven't really noticed any real popular support for Miami apart from that one kid.

Imagine Magic and Shaq doing the live game. Just imagine it.

xpisblack: "Can America's Team of the Moment defeat the Evil Empire of the NBA..."

I honestly don't know which team is supposed to be which. I assume the Celtics are the Evil Empire, but I haven't really noticed any real popular support for Miami apart from that one kid.

you cannot be serious?

A Fark Handle: you cannot be serious?

I am, but I've only occasionally been in the States of late, and then mainly in the Northeast, so I assume my experience has been skewed.

Is it just me, or has Battier become a comically bad shooter recently?

Here's hoping that this is the first and last time I get to wear this this season.

i like that the celtics dont hand out white shirts to the whole crowd like every other team in the damn NBA

Like all NBA games that I watch, I'll tune into the last 5 minutes when it gets interesting.

CavalierEternal: Here's hoping that this is the first and last time I get to wear this this season.

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I like the cut of your jib

Allen and Supernintendo having a discussion.

you have pee hands: Boston, accept that no one outside Boston likes you. Don't be delusional about it like New York.

You have semen hands.

irishman4: i like that the celtics dont hand out white shirts to the whole crowd like every other team in the damn NBA

The Celtics don't need to pull a "white out" to intimidate an opposing team. The arena full of angry, loud, obnoxious, inebriated Massholes works just fine.

irishman4: i like that the celtics dont hand out white shirts to the whole crowd like every other team in the damn NBA

The ghost of Red is still oissed over the Celtics dancers

Technical on Chalmers. Good job talking to the ref, bro.

fatalvenom: you have pee hands: Boston, accept that no one outside Boston likes you. Don't be delusional about it like New York.

I love the fact that no one out side of Boston likes us. Mostly because we've had more success in the past 12 years than other cities have had ever. Jealousy is a stinky cologne that smells great on every one else.

yookaloco: Is it just me, or has Battier become a comically bad shooter recently?

I'm not even sure he'd still be in the league right now if he didn't have the "great locker room guy" label on him.

irishman4: fatalvenom: you have pee hands: Boston, accept that no one outside Boston likes you. Don't be delusional about it like New York.

I love the fact that no one out side of Boston likes us. Mostly because we've had more success in the past 12 years than other cities have had ever. Jealousy is a stinky cologne that smells great on every one else.

I don't like Boston, but I f*cking hate LeBron James. This is basically like pulling for the Soviets to beat the Nazis for pretty much everyone outside of Massachusetts or Florida.

Tied at 12, 5 minutes to go in the 1st quarter.

If Seattle wanted to keep their NBA team, they should have coughed up the money for a new arena, just like San Francisco did to keep their NFL team.

xpisblack: A Fark Handle: you cannot be serious?

I am, but I've only occasionally been in the States of late, and then mainly in the Northeast, so I assume my experience has been skewed.

there was this:


followed by this:


and of course wade's general douchieness and floppiness. so, to let you know america hate the heat.

/oh and the heat have no fans, so there's no one to defend those farktards.

Boston in a rut, 10-0 run by the Heat.

9beers: Like all NBA games that I watch, I'll tune into the last 5 minutes when it gets interesting.

Is that real time or NBA minutes? 5 NBA minutes equate to about 1.5 real hours.

irishman4: fatalvenom: you have pee hands: Boston, accept that no one outside Boston likes you. Don't be delusional about it like New York.

I love the fact that no one out side of Boston likes us. Mostly because we've had more success in the past 12 years than other cities have had ever. Jealousy is a stinky cologne that smells great on every one else.

Yeah that's it, guy from Boston whose handle is Irishman4 and refers to himself as if he's on the Celtics roster.

You just keep telling yourself that.

LeBron's doing that thing where he throws the ball at the hoop and it goes in. I don't like that.

LeBron looks like he's got the Eye of the Jew tonight.

Choo-Choo Bear: San Francisco did to keep their NFL team

No they didn't, Santa Clara and the Silicon Valley got em.

knbber2: 5 NBA minutes equate to about 1.5 real hours.

What's an NFL minute equate to?

Choo-Choo Bear: If Seattle wanted to keep their NBA team, they should have coughed up the money for a new arena, just like San Francisco did to keep their NFL team.

Go read the other thread and educate yourself, then criticize.