His brother dashed off to their mother's room and wielded a candlestick when the brother gave chase.

No, clearly he's Colonel Mustard.

Or you could just be in Florida

Florida: arresting 15 year olds for having stupid fights with their siblings

"Yo, dawg - never bring granola and Gatorade to a Skittles and iced tea fight!"

Now what the hell are we supposed to give the team after the game Saturday?

Gatorade does not equal hippy.

Who the hell called the cops? I was in WAY worse fights with my brothers. They ended after, the usual comment made by all mothers, "wait 'till your father gets home.

/threw a whole watermelon at my brother once
//and a scissors

DownDaRiver: Gatorade does not equal hippy.

It can. The original Gatorade has a lot of calories.

Somebody could have lost an eye due to a broken granola bar. What if a piece of raisin or nut had got stuck in the kid's eye? It's not so funny anymore now, is it?

The reason that the kid got arrested is that it moved out of the kids' bedroom and into the mother's.

If little Billy had stood his ground...

No self-respecting hippie would EVER drink gatorade. Or fight with it.

You might be a hippie if you fight...

No.

PrivateCaboose: DownDaRiver: Gatorade does not equal hippy.

It can. The original Gatorade has a lot of calories.

But, is it free-range Gatorade?

blatz514: Who the hell called the cops? I was in WAY worse fights with my brothers. They ended after, the usual comment made by all mothers, "wait 'till your father gets home.

/threw a whole watermelon at my brother once
//and a scissors

^^^^^This^^^^

FTA: "The deputy found a squashed bottle of Gatorade in the boys' room with a large wet spot on one of the beds."

That's not Gatorade!