"Luckily, Dad swoops in to save the day..." after first making sure the camera was stable and running.

/Looked more like the male ostrich was looking to get a little tail.

That was hilarious! The ostrich was like saying "Crawl kid, crawl!" lol!

Kid has a set of lungs on her.

This video is over two years old. Here's a link that actually works. Link

When Pirates of the Caribeann breaks down, do the ostriches eat the tourists?

So confused.

Awwww the pony is so cute! Run little guy run!

That kid isn't much of a horseman.

Children screaming in fear sustains me.

I'm sure she was like, "Yeah, thanks, Dad."

Who's the jackass at the end of the video?

That dad needs an ostrich kick in the nads.

Subby, the T-rex was chassing a ford exploder, not a jeep.

The donkey was all like:

What the fark did that pony not do something? It could've started mule kicking the ostrich or at least biting the shiat out of it. If I'm that pony, I start kicking ass and I'm not stopping until that farking bird is on the ground, bleeding out of its farking beak. Then I trample it's god damn head just to make sure and to get some more aggression out. If I owned that pony I would take it out to the barn, tie it to the gate, and beat it with a sledgehammer until its brains popped. Man, I'm pissed about that farking pony.

It's bad enough Australia has spiders and snakes and all manner of stinging beasts, but now even the ostriches are assholes!

i find this video amusing. the way the pony just kind of walks around nonchalantly, whistling and doing nothing to help the girl. also the way the ostrich runs away like a pussy at the end. both parts made me LOL.

blametheman: Subby, the T-rex was chassing a ford exploder, not a jeep.

The electric tour cars were Explorers, The staff used gas powered Jeeps. It was a gas powered Jeep with Dr. Sadler and some Muldoon that picked up the injured Dr. Malcolm and was chased by the T Rex. Subby is correct.

I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

This is obviously fake. They say it was in Australia, but the video is right-side up.

The best part is at the end where all the action takes place out of scene and then BOOM! a ball of feathers comes bouncing back into the frame

memebot_of_doom: I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

Please. Who cares? If the ostrich is injured, just eat it and replace it with a better-behaved ostrich.

Helicopter dad?

LeroyBourne: Children screaming in fear sustains me.

Seeing them break down crying on the witness stand is even better.

memebot_of_doom: I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

How hard you sposed to hit them?

Raptor is unimpressed. When the ostrich gets some buddies together to re-enact the the tall grass scene from Lost World, then we'll talk. _{Or we'll just eat the stupid ostrich and his buddies for dinner because lol, raptors.}

Pop Goes The Weasel: blametheman: Subby, the T-rex was chassing a ford exploder, not a jeep.

The electric tour cars were Explorers, The staff used gas powered Jeeps. It was a gas powered Jeep with Dr. Sadler and some Muldoon that picked up the injured Dr. Malcolm and was chased by the T Rex. Subby is correct.

Doubling this.

Jument: It's bad enough Australia has spiders and snakes and all manner of stinging beasts, but now even the ostriches are assholes!

The chicks are great, tho.

little girl > ostrich
ostrich > horse
horse > little girl

/FIGHT!

Road rage, I think. The kid on the pony probably cut the ostrich off.

At the end, the ostrich fleeing reminds me of Zoidberg when he does the same.

I was hoping she was riding the ostrich.

How the hell are you supposed to attach a wing mirror to a farking PONY?

/mustgofastermustgofaster

Inflatable Rhetoric: memebot_of_doom: I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

How hard you sposed to hit them?

He appears to kick the bird twice after it was already on the ground. So apparently he'd already applied enough force to stop him.

memebot_of_doom: I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

Did PETA complain?

If not, then probably not.
If so, then definitely not.

memebot_of_doom: I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

Seriously?

It ran away. So... no... no he didn't.

reminded me of this

Hope this isn't obscure

Pop Goes The Weasel: blametheman: Subby, the T-rex was chassing a ford exploder, not a jeep.

The electric tour cars were Explorers, The staff used gas powered Jeeps. It was a gas powered Jeep with Dr. Sadler and some Muldoon that picked up the injured Dr. Malcolm and was chased by the T Rex. Subby is correct.

Quick search.... you are incorrect. In my premature attempt to defend jeep I was incorrect.
/going back to my corner now.

memebot_of_doom: Inflatable Rhetoric: memebot_of_doom: I'm wondering if he hit that ostrich harder than he needed to. I know the adrenaline's pumping and he's protecting his daughter, but still.

How hard you sposed to hit them?

He appears to kick the bird twice after it was already on the ground. So apparently he'd already applied enough force to stop him.

So it's not how hard, it's how many kicks?
I want to know the rules in case I need them.

gunga galunga: LeroyBourne: Children screaming in fear sustains me.

Seeing them break down crying on the witness stand is even better.

That's why I love watching judge judy. When she gets a kid on the stand she drives right to his/her core and once the truth is found he/she is blubbery shell of their former self.

The best part was at the end when the father kicks the ostrich and it runs away like F*ck this sh*t, I'm outta here!

Jument: It's bad enough Australia has spiders and snakes and all manner of stinging beasts, but now even the ostriches are assholes!

All birds are giant bleeding assholes, the bigger ones are just the only ones big enough to mess with humans - geese, swans, ostriches, and so on - so we don't notice how many smaller birds are dicks to each other and other animals.

Jeez, dude. Amble a little more casually towards the ostrich attacking the toddler.

Jument: It's bad enough Australia has spiders and snakes and all manner of stinging beasts, but now even the ostriches are assholes!

We have an almost 20 year old cockatiel who is one mean mother f*cker. My wife and I often joke that if he was 4' high, he would eat us.

What the hell is wrong with that dad? "My kid is yelling in terror for help, I'll just slowly jog on over to intervene."

/Next Father's Day present: running shoes.
//20 years from now "OMG Dad just keeled over grasping his chest, I better call the paramedics after my show is over"

The whiny little kid ruined the movie.

FTFA: "Thankfully, her dad was there, camera in hand, to capture all the action for your viewing pleasure."

Yes, thank goodness that people know what the real priority should be. Not running to keep a large animal away from your offspring, but making sure you get a really good video of the attack.

Father of the year material.

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The whiny little kid ruined the movie.

Yea, he f*cked up Old Yeller too!

WarszawaScream: Raptor is unimpressed. When the ostrich gets some buddies together to re-enact the the tall grass scene from Lost World, then we'll talk. Or we'll just eat the stupid ostrich and his buddies for dinner because lol, raptors.

Pop Goes The Weasel: blametheman: Subby, the T-rex was chassing a ford exploder, not a jeep.

The electric tour cars were Explorers, The staff used gas powered Jeeps. It was a gas powered Jeep with Dr. Sadler and some Muldoon that picked up the injured Dr. Malcolm and was chased by the T Rex. Subby is correct.

Doubling this.

'Twas a 1992 Jeep Wrangler YJ - Sahara edition.