| The New York Daily News just found out that President Obama is black. Boy, are they pissed |
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| Don't Troll Me Bro!
Wow, that's laughable. I thought subby was being snarky. |
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| vpb They sould pretty happy about it to me. |
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| xynix He's black? No one farking told me !! I voted for him last time too.. damnittohell. NOT THIS TIME OBAMA! I won't be fooled again.. ahhhhhh |
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| NeverDrunk23
Everyone kept saying he was blah. I thought that meant he was a vampire. |
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| Old enough to know better
Wait. The President?! I thought he was the butler! Fark that! |
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| Snapper Carr
All this time I thought they were saying "the President is near" |
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| TrollingForColumbine half blah half meh half yadda (jewish half) |
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| Antimatter
Maybe hes just a fan of tanning beds? |
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| Prank Call of Cthulhu
He's black? But he's so well-spoken! /What? That's not racist! In fact, I have a black friend... |
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| Citrate1007
It's not a silent issue, just ask Donald Trump. |
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| Nina_Hartley's_Ass So, they get it? Also, angry black man: ![]() I guess they forgot to caption that was from the Veteran's Day memorial. And just look at this sweetheart: |
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| bwilson27
Because before no one knew he was a black asshole, they just thought he was black... But now the tables have turned, right, Daily News? Oh how the tables have turned!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE'S BLACK!!!! |
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| Fubini You know, gas prices have been dropping like a rock around here- I filled up for 3.29 the other day. |
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| beta_plus
I thought the Daily News was the liberal NYC tabloid? So, if I gather from the article, the Race Card and Mormon Card cancel each other out, which is a net gain for Romney since Obama can't hit him with the race card. This frees Romney to just repeat the unemployment rate and price of a gallon of gas all summer long. /Mormonism is the race card deflector shield //not quite the trump card the retard card and gay card are, though |
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| Rashnu
ftfa: "You know what race does in this election?" an old Kennedy Democrat I know is saying on Thursday. "It takes Mormonism off the board. Wow! I think I really underestimated how much people dislike Mormons. This article makes no sense. People only voted for Obama the first time out of white guilt and sense of historicalness but now he's at least as threatening racially as a Mormon is religiously? Astute analysis. |
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| ThisSideofSteinway
beta_plus: I thought the Daily News was the liberal NYC tabloid? Eh, kinda/sorta. They speak to the economically liberal/socially conservative who also love Iran saber-rattling. But why is Fark giving self-important clowns like Lupica a global reach? Bad enough that we have to put up with the pompous "I tell it like it is!" BS. |
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| indylaw
Rashnu: ftfa: "You know what race does in this election?" an old Kennedy Democrat I know is saying on Thursday. "It takes Mormonism off the board. Wow! I think I really underestimated how much people dislike Mormons. This article makes no sense. People only voted for Obama the first time out of white guilt and sense of historicalness but now he's at least as threatening racially as a Mormon is religiously? Astute analysis. Obama's going to lose because he's black. But voters aren't racist. It's also because he sucks. But because he's black. |
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| Rashnu
indylaw: Obama's going to lose because he's black. But voters aren't racist. It's also because he sucks. But because he's black. I'm extremely conservative, hate liberals, and am a bit wary of minorities but I voted for Obama as an experimental test of the progressive notion of Affirmative Action. Turns out Obama sucks and AA truly is a terrible idea. But I learned my lesson and will never vote for a black person again no matter what. |
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| Wooly Bully Rashnu: I'm extremely conservative, hate liberals, and am a bit wary of minorities but I voted for Obama as an experimental test of the progressive notion of Affirmative Action. Turns out Obama sucks and AA truly is a terrible idea. But I learned my lesson and will never vote for a black person again no matter what. I was totally with you until you ripped on Alcoholics Anonymous. Deal breaker right there. |
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| indylaw
Rashnu: indylaw: Obama's going to lose because he's black. But voters aren't racist. It's also because he sucks. But because he's black. I'm extremely conservative, hate liberals, and am a bit wary of minorities but I voted for Obama as an experimental test of the progressive notion of Affirmative Action. Turns out Obama sucks and AA truly is a terrible idea. But I learned my lesson and will never vote for a black person again no matter what. -2/10: get thee to a nunnery. |
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| terriblist
ThisSideofSteinway: beta_plus: I thought the Daily News was the liberal NYC tabloid? Eh, kinda/sorta. They speak to the economically liberal/socially conservative who also love Iran saber-rattling. But why is Fark giving self-important clowns like Lupica a global reach? Bad enough that we have to put up with the pompous "I tell it like it is!" BS. How dare you blaspheme George Costanza's favorite writer like that! |
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| TwelveSpongeCakes
Rashnu: This article makes no sense. People only voted for Obama the first time out of white guilt and sense of historicalness but now he's at least as threatening racially as a Mormon is religiously? Astute analysis. I kinda scratched my head, too. According to TFA, the voters' thought-process will be: "In 2008 I voted for the black guy because the time had come to ignore race when it came to choosing a president. But now, in 2012, that time has passed, & this guy is black." |
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| regindyn
Unlike 2008, race works against President this time in a big way fark reading the article. With a sub-header like that, there's no way that article isn't retarded. |
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| I Browse
Rashnu: I'm extremely conservative, hate liberals, and am a bit wary of minorities but I voted for Obama as an experimental test of the progressive notion of Affirmative Action. Turns out Obama sucks and AA truly is a terrible idea. But I learned my lesson and will never vote for a black person again no matter what. Even a black conservative? |
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| Dog Welder
I Browse: Rashnu: I'm extremely conservative, hate liberals, and am a bit wary of minorities but I voted for Obama as an experimental test of the progressive notion of Affirmative Action. Turns out Obama sucks and AA truly is a terrible idea. But I learned my lesson and will never vote for a black person again no matter what. Even a black conservative? They don't exist. Black conservatives are things parents invent to scare their children, like the boogeyman, vampires and Michael Jackson. |
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| Clownmug
TwelveSpongeCakes: I kinda scratched my head, too. According to TFA, the voters' thought-process will be: "In 2008 I voted for the black guy because the time had come to ignore race when it came to choosing a president. But now, in 2012, that time has passed, & this guy is black." I think what the writer meant was voters were willing to vote for a black guy because the economy was in sorry state, but since things haven't miraculously changed voters will want to get rid of him. It's just the long-winded way of saying, "last to be hired, first to be fired." |
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| Epoch_Zero Dammit. The trickster. Now I'm voting for McCain. |
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| phyrkrakr
Wow, political advice from Mike Lupica? This is the incredibly stupid baseball writer, yes? Because, wow. |
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| Gyrfalcon You want to know why George W. Bush is still the only living former President with an approval rating under 50%? Because once he's out of office he can't change his approval rating? |
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| Hector Remarkable
phyrkrakr: Wow, political advice from Mike Lupica? This is the incredibly stupid baseball writer, yes? Because, wow. I also get my political advice from Art VanDelay - he's an obscure writer, beatnik, from the Village. |
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| DrGunsforHands
Dog Welder: I Browse: Rashnu: I'm extremely conservative, hate liberals, and am a bit wary of minorities but I voted for Obama as an experimental test of the progressive notion of Affirmative Action. Turns out Obama sucks and AA truly is a terrible idea. But I learned my lesson and will never vote for a black person again no matter what. Even a black conservative? They don't exist. Black conservatives are things parents invent to scare their children, like the boogeyman, vampires and Michael Jackson. I was watching the Goonies at my cousin's house and their pre-teen daughter freaked out when Mouth says that Chunk had claimed that Michael Jackson had showed up at his house to use the bathroom. |
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| Lanadapter
"Running against [..] A terrible candidate or Sarah Palin" You say that like they're mutually exclusive. |
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