And next January, people are going to start hating George H. W. Bush for variety?

FirstNationalBastard: And next January, people are going to start hating George H. W. Bush for variety?

I think Republicans are going to ramp up their Carter hate.

cameroncrazy1984: FirstNationalBastard: And next January, people are going to start hating George H. W. Bush for variety?

I think Republicans are going to ramp up their Carter hate.

Well, he does build homes for the poor. That's got to irritate the hell out of them.

Is Zombie Reagan returning? Is it the Zombiepocalypse? Should I have my shotgun ready?

bdub77: Is Zombie Reagan returning? Is it the Zombiepocalypse? Should I have my shotgun ready?

I say that time traveling James Buchanan is arriving in January.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: William Henry Harrison was a scourge on the nation.

My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

Via Infinito: My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

That whole stretch from William Henry Harrison to James Buchanan are pretty forgettable.

Wait. Maybe the timecube guy went to the future and finds out that Bush dies in January?

Via Infinito: My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

More like Millard Fartmore

Jackson Herring: Via Infinito: My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

More like Millard Fartmore

Millard HUSSEIN Fartmore?

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: Via Infinito: My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

More like Millard Fartmore

Millard HUSSEIN Fartmore?

millard HUSSEIN fartm0re

I literally have a text file on my desktop with the names of all of the presidents, befarted.

Well there's not a lot of competition but yes, that's a no-brainer. The whole "living" thing adds some constraints but who can honestly say that there was a living ex-President who even came close to farking this country like Dubya did?

Jackson Herring: I literally have a text file on my desktop with the names of all of the presidents, befarted.

most of the stuff on my desktop has been befarted, either directly or indirectly, at some point. don't act like you're so special.

James Fartchanan

Jackson Herring: James Fartchanan

interestingly, the james fartcannon was well known and beloved around the dc area bath houses at the time.

Fartbraham Lincoln

thomps: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: Via Infinito: My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

More like Millard Fartmore

Millard HUSSEIN Fartmore?

millard HUSSEIN fartm0re

millard HUSSEIN taxm0re

I like him better than some of the asshats in the GOP house/senate.

You guys need to stop, if Fark Cons read all these nicknames they will keel over in their hover rounds from laughing so hard.

Republican humor!

Jackson Herring: I literally have a text file on my desktop with the names of all of the presidents, befarted.

Are you going to share with the class, or are you going to be a dick and keep all the gum for yourself?

Even if Obama loses in November, he will not be anywhere near as unpopular as George W. Bush.

I've got a feeling GWB will hold this title for the rest of his life. May he live forever.

Isn't it like that thing with Marines? Former-president, please.

/Nixon, you dolt

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Jackson Herring: I literally have a text file on my desktop with the names of all of the presidents, befarted.

Are you going to share with the class, or are you going to be a dick and keep all the gum for yourself?

fine...


George Fartington
John Fartams
Thomas Jeffartson
James Fartison
James Fartroe
John Quincy Fartams
Andrew Fartson
Fartin Van Buren
William Henry Fartison
John Farter
James Knox Fart
Zachary Fartaylor
Millard Fartmore
Fartlin Pierce
James Fartchanan
Fartbraham Lincoln
Andrew Fartson
Fartlysses S. Grant
Rutherfart Birchard Hayes
James Abram Fartfield
Chester Alan Farthur
Grover Fartland
Benjamin Fartison
Grover Fartland
William FartKinley
Theodore Roosefart
William Howard Fart
Fartrow Wilson
Warren Gamaliel Farting
Calvin "Fart" Coolidge
Herbert Clark Farter
Fartlin Delano Roosefart
Harry S. Fartman
Dwight David Fartsenhower
John Fartzgerald Kennedy
Lyndon Baines Fartson
Richard Farthous Nixon
Gerald Rudolph Fart
James Earl Farter
Ronald Fartson Reagan Fart Fart Fart
George Herbert Walker Fart
William Farterson Clinton
George Walker Fart
Balack Husqvarna Sargento Fartbama

most of them are not very good, sorry

Obviously subby hasn't heard how Obama is going to declare martial law and cancel the elections this November so he can install himself as emperor for life

the_rhino: Fartbraham Lincoln

Fartbraham 'Stinkin' Lincoln

"Next January" is January 2014. "January" (currently speaking) is "January 2013".

jj325: Obviously subby hasn't heard how Obama is going to declare martial law and cancel the elections this November so he can install himself as emperor for life

About damn time. I got tired of that election stuff interrupting my American Idol.

CommieTaoist

I've said it before and I'll say it again: William Henry Harrison was a scourge on the nation.


Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

Fartbraham Lincoln

Yep, I vote for that one.

Jackson Herring: most of them are not very good, sorry

I'm a fan of Richard farthous Nixon, you dolt.

urban.derelict: "Next January" is January 2014. "January" (currently speaking) is "January 2013".
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OK. I LOL'd

Are they going to exhume Nixon and make him dance to Laurence Welk using voodoo?

qorkfiend: thomps: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: Via Infinito: My college roommate is distantly related to Millard Fillmore. He would be fun to hate. According to wiki, he's always ranked in the bottom 10 of US Presidents.

More like Millard Fartmore

Millard HUSSEIN Fartmore?

millard HUSSEIN fartm0re

millard HUSSEIN taxm0re

Millard HUSSEIN Taxfart

Jeffartson Davis (CSA)

6/10 for the headline. trolly, but transparent.

most unpopular least popular

FTFSubby

/why yes, I am editing this morning, how could you tell?

the_rhino: Jeffartson Davis (CSA)

A glaring omission, thank you.

Wait, Subby...are you threatening former President Bush...saying something's gonna happen to him January?

GOP 2008: "George W. Bush is the greatest president ever!"
GOP 2010: "Bush who?"
GOP 2012: "Obama is as bad as Bush!"

Sorry, Subby... Obama might finish off his term unpopular, but unless he anally rapes the pope while eating a baby during the State of the Union AND forces everybody on the planet to watch, he's not going to edge Dubya out of the top spot.

Jackson Herring: Ronald Fartson Reagan Fart Fart Fart

Quality.

Jackson Herring: James Knox Fart

How about James "Fart Knox" Polk?

Jackson Herring: Fartlysses S. Grant

The male version of Fartlyssa.

QU!RK1019: Jackson Herring: James Knox Fart

How about James "Fart Knox" Polk?

James 'Fark Knox' Polk - Napoleon of the Silent But Deadly Fart

NateGrey: You guys need to stop, if Fark Cons read all these nicknames they will keel over in their hover rounds from laughing so hard.

Republican humor!

That seems like a feature, not a bug.

Poopspasm: That seems like a feature, not a bug.

That seems like a space station, not a moon.

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Fartlysses S. Grant

The male version of Fartlyssa.

Oh wow I didn't even notice that. I did make you that list a long time before I thought of Fartlyssa though.