Are these all things banned in New York City?

how much does a bear cub cost nowadays?

My apologies sir, but the sale of bear cubs is strictly prohibited in this state and is punishable by... follow me.

"Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

johnsoninca: My apologies sir, but the sale of bear cubs is strictly prohibited in this state and is punishable by... follow me.

twobux: "Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

:-)

He says the mother bear charged at him on his property, so he shot her. The cubs were left behind.

He couldn't just abandon them! That would have been a heavy burden to bear.

twobux: "Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

Follow me.

The headline sounds like A Far Side punchline.

I'm having weak google-fu today. I can't find that pick of Mo Sizlack breaking up the crates with panda bears in them.

Slim Jim, 64oz. cola, bag of chips, pack of smokes, and heck, toss in one of those them black bear cubs

FTFS

twobux: "Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

"Whatever you're planning on doing tonight, count me out."

FYI: Homer's impromptu shopping list was based on a scene in the movie 'American Graffiti'.


Should have been "a PINT of Old Harper".

/wonder if the sow was missing a gall-bladder?

Slim Jim, 64oz. cola, bag of chips, pack of smokes, and heck, toss in one of those black bear cubs

Uh, you can't do that. Sodas that large are banned now.

The worst part was those bears were underage.

"Boy and girl" cubs? Is the author 7 years old?

Were they being sold as-is, or would he cook them for you?

SlothB77: how much does a bear cub cost nowadays?

About seven beers and some poppers.

DecemberNitro: "Boy and girl" cubs? Is the author 7 years old?

I was wondering the same thing. Cracked up when I saw that part.

twobux: "Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

And we're done here, folks

/Done in 4

Oh no, you did not.

Penoatle: DecemberNitro: "Boy and girl" cubs? Is the author 7 years old?

I was wondering the same thing. Cracked up when I saw that part.

FYI: Female bears are called sows and males are called boars.

Not as tasty as suckling pig. No sale.

Blues Brothers 2012

SlothB77: how much does a bear cub cost nowadays?

Nowadays, probably less than the cigarettes.

Trance750: twobux: "Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

And we're done here, folks

/Done in 4

A six-pack of Bud, a pint of Old Charter, a pack of Kools, and a half smoke with mustard and onions.

/The original
//Quite possibly obscure

Englebert Slaptyback: FYI: Homer's impromptu shopping list was based on a scene in the movie 'American Graffiti'.


Should have been "a PINT of Old Harper".

A Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky."

It's bad enough that they can bearly keep cubs in stock, now they're banned??? It's always "No bears this week" or "Oh, Fred bought the last one 20 minutes ago."