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   Turns out the best campaigner for Mitt Money is Bill Clinton

08 Jun 2012 01:22 PM   |   1750 clicks   |   RealClearPolitics
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
wat

08 Jun 2012 10:31 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well, it depends on what your definition of "is" is

08 Jun 2012 10:35 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I'm no fan of job Obama has done, but I have yet to hear anything out of Romney to suggest that he has a clear, effective plan for improving the lot of the average working American. Everything he's put forth so far looks like a sure recipe for bringing an already sluggish economy to a grinding halt.

08 Jun 2012 10:58 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
WTF happened to Clinton? I guess being President really does age a person. He looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant and didn't shut his eyes.

08 Jun 2012 11:04 AM
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Aarontology    [TotalFark]  
Mugato: WTF happened to Clinton? I guess being President really does age a person. He looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant and didn't shut his eyes.

He started looking like that after all those heart problems.

08 Jun 2012 11:05 AM
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sweetmelissa31    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: I have yet to hear anything out of Romney to suggest that he has a clear, effective plan for improving the lot of the average working American

He's going to cut their taxes. What, isn't the average working American a multimillionaire?

08 Jun 2012 11:13 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Aarontology: Mugato: WTF happened to Clinton? I guess being President really does age a person. He looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant and didn't shut his eyes.

He started looking like that after all those heart problems.



Exactly. I guess finding out about all that Roswell shiat just ages a person. Dubya, it didn't matter because it just didn't register.

08 Jun 2012 11:28 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
The GOP is still bitter because, deep down, they know that even after all their impeachment bullshiat and the rest if Clinton could have run for a 3rd term he would have smashed Dubya flat.

08 Jun 2012 11:33 AM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  
...and yet the best campaigner for Obama has been Mitt...

08 Jun 2012 11:55 AM
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ShawnDoc    [TotalFark]  
Aarontology: Mugato: WTF happened to Clinton? I guess being President really does age a person. He looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant and didn't shut his eyes.

He started looking like that after all those heart problems.


Yup. Going from chubby to skinny can make you look old. See Drew Carey as well.

08 Jun 2012 01:22 PM
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beta_plus     
ShawnDoc: Aarontology: Mugato: WTF happened to Clinton? I guess being President really does age a person. He looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant and didn't shut his eyes.

He started looking like that after all those heart problems.

Yup. Going from chubby to skinny can make you look old. See Drew Carey as well.


No kidding. I can't even recognize him.

blog.zap2it.com

/he's also 52
//When 52 years old you reach, look as good, you will not
///30 didn't bother me
////50 scares me

08 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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farkityfarker     
"I did not have sex with that woman."

08 Jun 2012 01:29 PM
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falcon176     
yes because Black Saddam Hussein Osama has been in office since Clinton left

08 Jun 2012 01:36 PM
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technicolor-misfit     
Yes, pointing out the devastating impact that a decade of right-wing economic policies have had on 98% of the country is a ringing endorsement for the right-wing candidate.

08 Jun 2012 01:40 PM
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thurstonxhowell     
How many people realized that it says Mitt Money and not Mitt Romney on the first read? Be honest.

I know I didn't.

08 Jun 2012 01:40 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease     
thurstonxhowell: How many people realized that it says Mitt Money and not Mitt Romney on the first read? Be honest.

I know I didn't.


Holy shiat. I didn't notice until you pointed it out.

08 Jun 2012 01:41 PM
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LasersHurt    [TotalFark]  
thurstonxhowell: How many people realized that it says Mitt Money and not Mitt Romney on the first read? Be honest.

I know I didn't.


Wow. Totally missed that.

08 Jun 2012 01:41 PM
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dehehn    [TotalFark]  
Um...He just proposed what Obama has suggested all along. That we raise the rates for the top income earners and keep the tax cuts for the middle and lower classes. So he is not in fact campaigning for Romney. If he was, he would have said we should keep the tax rates low for everyone, not just the bottom 98%.

And of course it's the Republicans fault that we're now forced to remove all of the Bush tax cuts, because they refused the grand bargain during the debt ceiling debate. But let's keep blaming Obama.

08 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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salvador.hardin     
Turns out that even right-wing hack blog Real Clear Politics isn't trolly enough for Fark politics tab without some help from subby's misleading headline. .

08 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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the opposite of charity is justice     
Mugato: WTF happened to Clinton?

In twenty years he went from being middle-aged to a senior citizen, no big surprise here.

08 Jun 2012 01:46 PM
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Tellingthem    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: The GOP is still bitter because, deep down, they know that even after all their impeachment bullshiat and the rest if Clinton could have run for a 3rd term he would have smashed Dubya flat.

Yeah. But honestly I think Clinton would win today if he could run again.

08 Jun 2012 01:47 PM
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I Browse     
thurstonxhowell: How many people realized that it says Mitt Money and not Mitt Romney on the first read? Be honest.



There's a difference?

08 Jun 2012 01:47 PM
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monoski     
the opposite of charity is justice: Mugato: WTF happened to Clinton?

In twenty years he went from being middle-aged to a senior citizen, no big surprise here.


Maybe it was those porn stars he was hanging with the other day?

08 Jun 2012 01:51 PM
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The_Great_Hambino     
Mugato: Exactly. I guess finding out about all that Roswell shiat just ages a person. Dubya, it didn't matter because it just didn't register.


In fairness, Dubya wasn't bothered by the really secret information. He just let President Chaney handle the "hard" stuff.

08 Jun 2012 01:54 PM
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meat0918     
Romney will lower it even further.

He has no clear plan besides "Shake the Etch-a-sketch" when things get tough.

08 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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Uncle Pim     
sweetmelissa31: Sybarite: I have yet to hear anything out of Romney to suggest that he has a clear, effective plan for improving the lot of the average working American

He's going to cut their taxes. What, isn't the average working American a multimillionaire?



No, only the average working union member is a multimillionaire jack-booted elitist limousine liberal welfare-queen MSM media PIN number millionaire.

/Where's the Tylenol?

08 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
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ShawnDoc    [TotalFark]  
beta_plus: /he's also 52
//When 52 years old you reach, look as good, you will not
///30 didn't bother me
////50 scares me


Chubby helps fill out the wrinkles, and as you get older, your skin loses elasticity, so weight loss tends to leave extra droopy skin as well as making the wrinkles more prominent.

And I'll look decent at 52. I've seen what my relatives look like at that age. We go bald and get grey hair early (Bald at 18, gray by 30), but our skin is good and we don't wrinkle up much.

I will get liver spots though in my 60s.

08 Jun 2012 02:09 PM
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Stile4aly     
Clinton points out that median income has dropped since he was President and RCP interprets this as being a negative for Obama? If only that dastardly Obama hadn't taken office right after Clinton and ruined all his good work.

08 Jun 2012 02:50 PM
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Brick-House     
I'm usually not a big fan of democrats, but Bill C is ok in my book. If I were to falt him at all, it would be for not pulling the trigger on bin laden when he had the chance and for doing an intern who doesn't swallow.

08 Jun 2012 02:59 PM
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spiderpaz     
Democrats are such a clusterfark. They are so disorganized and cut each other down. The GOP is so much more sharp on this kind of shiat. Their number 1 rule is Thou shalt never speak ill of another Republican. Democrats are too honest. You would never see a form Republican President coming out and saying some of the things Clinton has. Even when Bush was shiatting the bed from 2001 to 2008, they were still united in there efforts to sabotage the middle class.

08 Jun 2012 03:07 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
meat0918: Romney will lower it even further.

He has no clear plan besides "Shake the Etch-a-sketch" when things get tough.


at least that is better than 0bama's plan....blame Bush.

08 Jun 2012 03:14 PM
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Curse of the Goth Kids     
Yes, Mitt Romney is DEFINITELY the go-to guy for ending wage stagnation.

But anyway, look. My mom passed on last year and left me the Brooklyn Bridge. Pretty sweet, huh? The thing is though...

08 Jun 2012 03:38 PM
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spiderpaz     
tenpoundsofcheese: blame Bush

Conservatives use this sarcasm all over the place as if to suggest that this country didn't fall apart precisely because of 2 unfunded wars, tax cuts that took money away from things that would have helped the middle class only to stuff trust funds for the rich, and deregulation causing a credit crisis that created the recession we're in.

It IS the fault of The Bush Administration, so why not blame them?

We're not in this recession because Obama added 2T to a 14T debt AFTER the recession started.

08 Jun 2012 03:57 PM
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Citrate1007     
spiderpaz: tenpoundsofcheese: blame Bush

Conservatives use this sarcasm all over the place as if to suggest that this country didn't fall apart precisely because of 2 unfunded wars, tax cuts that took money away from things that would have helped the middle class only to stuff trust funds for the rich, and deregulation causing a credit crisis that created the recession we're in.

It IS the fault of The Bush Administration, so why not blame them?

We're not in this recession because Obama added 2T to a 14T debt AFTER the recession started.


No, No, No. What conservatives hear is "Blame Bush Sr." which is kind of silly. You see they have completly wiped their memories of Bush Jr. when the democrats had no spine and the republican platform was allowed to run rampant. They really have lobotomized themselves because they don't want to admit what the policies they are currently advocated for do to our economy. Some have gone on to pretend to be independents, but the worst of the lot pretend to be Tea Party members who where against Bush, but had no choice.

08 Jun 2012 04:32 PM
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mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  
spiderpaz: tenpoundsofcheese: blame Bush

Conservatives use this sarcasm all over the place as if to suggest that this country didn't fall apart precisely because of 2 unfunded wars, tax cuts that took money away from things that would have helped the middle class only to stuff trust funds for the rich, and deregulation causing a credit crisis that created the recession we're in.

It IS the fault of The Bush Administration, so why not blame them?

We're not in this recession because Obama added 2T to a 14T debt AFTER the recession started.


Well put.

08 Jun 2012 04:38 PM
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BullBearMS     
dl.dropbox.com

/Still can't believe Clinton has done something this politically stupid
//He's just pushing to renew the tax cuts for the rich
///Is that so wrong?
////PLUTOCRACY!

08 Jun 2012 05:50 PM
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DrD'isInfotainment     
BullBearMS: [dl.dropbox.com image 550x366]

/Still can't believe Clinton has done something this politically stupid
//He's just pushing to renew the tax cuts for the rich
///Is that so wrong?
////PLUTOCRACY!



Leo DiCaprio could so play Bill Clinton in that scene, no?

08 Jun 2012 06:29 PM
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BullBearMS     
DrD'isInfotainment: BullBearMS: [dl.dropbox.com image 550x366]

/Still can't believe Clinton has done something this politically stupid
//He's just pushing to renew the tax cuts for the rich
///Is that so wrong?
////PLUTOCRACY!


Leo DiCaprio could so play Bill Clinton in that scene, no?


Is Leo doing his 'haters gonna hate' pose?

08 Jun 2012 06:32 PM
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DrD'isInfotainment     
Romney has also aged alot, and he's done it not only from 2008, but more importantly since he started running in 2010/'11. I don't think he has what it takes constitutionally to run for POTUS.
www.umich.edu
In short, he's the quintessential lightweight who can't stand up to the rigors of the campaign, let alone being President..
img.gawkerassets.com

08 Jun 2012 06:45 PM
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thoughtless     
spiderpaz: tenpoundsofcheese: blame Bush

Conservatives use this sarcasm all over the place as if to suggest that this country didn't fall apart precisely because of 2 unfunded wars, tax cuts that took money away from things that would have helped the middle class only to stuff trust funds for the rich, and deregulation causing a credit crisis that created the recession we're in.

It IS the fault of The Bush Administration, so why not blame them?

We're not in this recession because Obama added 2T to a 14T debt AFTER the recession started.


OMG stop pointing that out you jerk :(

08 Jun 2012 08:13 PM
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BullBearMS     
This Bill Clinton quote is priceless: "I'm very sorry about what happened," the former president told CNN. "I thought something had to be done on the "fiscal cliff' before the election. Apparently nothing has to be done until the first of the year."

Wait until after the election to start pushing for the renewal of the Bush/Obama tax cuts, you idiot redneck bubba bumpkin!

08 Jun 2012 09:37 PM
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Nome de Plume     
Hill will have it easier after four years of Romney than four more years of Obama.

09 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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