There's porn on Youtube now?

This falls under the "Who gives a shiat" category. But it's Florida, and a teacher, so he'll get run out of town with bibles thrown at him.

"Prolly"? Jeez, subby sounds like my wife.

He didn't star in a video. That title was in his YouTube history.

In case you care about facts.

SultanofSchwing: This falls under the "Who gives a shiat" category. But it's Florida, and a teacher, so he'll get run out of town with bibles thrown at him.

no at most he'll have to live under a bridge.

Prolly? Really? This is as far as we've fallen?

/FFS...

66dude: "Prolly"? Jeez, subby sounds like my wife.

Subby was trying to make the headline legible to the people who watch and comment on YouTube videos.

The director told me it was going to theaters! I worked for SCALE, for God's sake!

BurnShrike: There's porn on Youtube now?

Not for long. But there are some non-porn vids with eye-catching false titles. Fortunately, we don't see such wastes of time here on Fark.

BurnShrike: There's porn on Youtube now?

What do you mean now?

Why would you even try to watch something like that on youtube? It's just going to be some annoying chick blabbing on about whatever

BurnShrike: 66dude: "Prolly"? Jeez, subby sounds like my wife.

Subby was trying to make the headline legible to the people who watch and comment on YouTube videos.

Put this in the Fred Phelps "who gives a shiat" category of it makes no difference to me what people do so long as it's legal.

I might be a bit upset if the term "bareback" was in the video title, since you should always promote safe sex to the youngins.

Otherwise, meh.

So you can get fired for just showing a title in your history log now?

He should have let them terminate him and then sued.

Headlines this inaccurate should be charged back to subby and then some.

A) Your youtube history is global, and not per-computer. There's no evidence he viewed it on a school computer
B) Porn survives on Youtube for about 5 minutes
C) ACCIDENTALLY DUMPING MY PORN HISTORY ON PEOPLE IS NOW MY GREATEST FEAR

Prolly?

Want a farkin' cracker you illiterate retard?

Killer Cars: I might be a bit upset if the term "bareback" was in the video title, since you should always NEVER EVER promote safe sex to the youngins.

Otherwise, meh.

FTF fundies

jmr61: Put this in the Fred Phelps "who gives a shiat" category of it makes no difference to me what people do so long as it's legal.

This should not, but from the sounds of the classroom reaction there might be issues maintaining the classroom, especially after involvement of parents. Of course, he should be given the opportunity to fail either by way of his students or removal of students by parents. Were one of my children in there, I would just shrug and tell them to forget it because it wasn't meant for them to see; nothing wrong with a teacher being human, including both in materials outside of school and in making mistakes.

Headline is loaded with FAIL. Subby did not RTFA

And how do they even know that it was porn? Did they watch it? It could have been a clip of some comedian doing a segment named Gay Threesome Sex. And he should have never resigned. He should have forced them to fire him and then took them to court.

Hey, they got mentioned on fark, so it's all good.

SultanofSchwing: This falls under the "Who gives a shiat" category. But it's Florida, and a teacher, so he'll get run out of town with bibles thrown at him.

I like to think that we, as a society, have moved past caring whether a person once made money being filmed having sex of any kind. We all have genitals and do things with them and often need money or want to be filmed. By now, all kids have seen porn once they're old enough to use Google; this is not a battle worth fighting and the dire warnings of mortal harm to our children never materialized.

For that matter, maybe it's a GOOD thing to see a teacher in a pr0n. Best to understand that pr0n is ACTORS playing roles. This person is not a sex kitten 24/7, who never ages. It's a real person, with a family, who may have a day job, and spends 98% of their day NOT having sex. I'm theorizing that if you're worried pr0n dehumanizes people, seeing real people you know in them counters that effect.

This, my friends, is how the BYOD (bring your own device) fad will end.

/Let me just type that into my fap browser's address bar...
//Sure, I'll just go to my download folder while hooked up to the projector and get that...
///Let's open up that video file, it should be in the recent history...

Oblig

The Laws of Pron Safety

1. Don't make porn videos. They will fall into the wrong hands.
2. Don't put your porn on the same machines you use for work and play. They will fall into the wrong hands. You wouldn't fill your briefcase with dildos, would you? Well, stop that too!
3. Don't commit crimes and film yourself doing it. They will fall into the wrong hands.
4. Don't boast about this stuff on social media. ANYBODY can see your social media. It is not private. They will fall into the wrong hands.
5. Don't take your personally-identifiable crap with you when you commit a crime and certainly avoid leaving it behind when you leave.

Well, I guess really I can combine all of these rules into one: don't give hostages to fortune. Anything you say and do (or look at) can be used against you. STFU and GBTW.

While I don't give a shiat what he watches on his own, he should be careful enough to make sure that it will not be displayed at all while at work. This doesn't have anything to do with it being a school or "won't someone please think of the children"... I'm pretty sure if I were giving a demo in a conference room at my work and that kinda thing was on the screen, I'd probably get fired for it too.

That XKCD cartoon is one of the most brilliant parodies of all time. It really captures the style, grammar, and content of millions, even billions, of idiotic thread posts in the space of a short paragraph.

XKCD is a web toon God (or Goddess, I forget which).

brantgoose: The Laws of Pron Safety

2. Don't put your porn on the same machines you use for work and play. They will fall into the wrong hands. You wouldn't fill your briefcase with dildos, would you? Well, stop that too!



Home desktop = porn machine.
Work laptop = not even logging into facebook/gmail/hotmail .. i use it for work and only work. Not a single picture of me on the laptop. I highly recommend this.. The company can and may look at what you have on your laptops.

My view point is that, parents want to pretend that teachers are not human, but some sort of all knowing android with zero sex drive with the ability to never fault their precious snowflake of any wrong doing while having the ability to make all sides happy.

I met a waitress at a restaurant who was a teacher. A male student (jr high) asked if she were a virgin. She sent said student to the principal's office who then called the parents who filed against her, stating that it was her fault he even decided to ask the question. She quit and took up waitressing because of the parents. Single dads kept hitting on her (and given the age difference, she said it was creepy), helicopter moms refused to admit that their kids were acting up in class or wouldn't leave her alone about long term projects and the having to prove to some parents that their kid did not turn in an assignment (and no, just showing a zero in the grade book wasn't enough. She had to physically prove that a student turned nothing in to parents who assumed she was lying because their snowflake always turns their stuff in on time. Same thing with attendance), proving to parents that their kid really was absent (because again, parents don't want to believe that their kid would skip school and then lie about it) and the ever present race card that was played the moment she had to give a failing grade or punishment to a non-white kid.

So what if a teacher does porn. College is expensive. Some parents seem to think that you should have a farking masters degree to teach elementary school and hell, I've seen job ads for tutors that require bachelor degrees (which is why I think so few parents fail to help their kids out with their classes. If it takes a Masters degree to teach, a bachelors degree to tutor, just how qualifed is a parent to help out with their kid's homework? Sorry Billy, but I need another year of college before I can help you spell the word 'adventure'), and just how the hell do you think people are going to raise the money? Stripping and porn pays better than working at Hobby Lobby. Plus, when you figure out how much money it takes to get a Masters degree, how little money teachers actually make, and then the stresses put onto them by the parents and general public, I'm honestly amazed we have teachers.

brantgoose: XKCD is a web toon God (or Goddess, I forget which).

Web-toons are now called Woons. Did you not get the memo?

/just made it up

brantgoose: That XKCD cartoon is one of the most brilliant parodies of all time. It really captures the style, grammar, and content of millions, even billions, of idiotic thread posts in the space of a short paragraph.

XKCD is a web toon God (or Goddess, I forget which).

God. He has mentioned a GF in his comics once in a while.

Great Janitor: My view point is that, parents want to pretend that teachers are not human, but some sort of all knowing android with zero sex drive with the ability to never fault their precious snowflake of any wrong doing while having the ability to make all sides happy.


Next you'll advocate for them to be allowed to marry and still teach ;)

/Respect those who want to go into teaching
//Met those who hit a wall of BS while trying to do so and burn out

gross

Bruxellensis: [imgs.xkcd.com image 450x860]

Why is the lunar lander a giant butt?

Lipspinach: brantgoose: XKCD is a web toon God (or Goddess, I forget which).

Web-toons are now called Woons. Did you not get the memo?

/just made it up

If you go with the same stupid scheme that turned "web logs" into "blogs", you'd have to call them "btoons"... Throw an apostrophe in there, and it sounds like a Klingon weapon of some sort!

subby fails!!! he was watching the vid, not staring in it. and from his pic, if he did star in it, it would be a 4some, not 3some

Wait - so he was scrolling through his You Tube history and a video titles "Gay Threesome Sex" scrolls by and he gets fired? Really?

There has got to be more to the story. Was that entry flashing or something? Did he lick his lips and make eye contact with some hunky high school athletes? Was he trolling for some lovin in the classroom?

Not sure what the issue is here.

Also - there's porn on You Tube now?

AcademGreen: This, my friends, is how the BYOD (bring your own device) fad will end.

/Let me just type that into my fap browser's address bar...
//Sure, I'll just go to my download folder while hooked up to the projector and get that...
///Let's open up that video file, it should be in the recent history...

If a person is using there own laptop under a BYOD program at work, wouldn't run all work related stuff of of a virtual machine? So the browser history from your personal machine wouldn't show up on the virtual machine. This type of thing would only happen if you are searching for porn on the virtual machine, or if you are a true dumbass and instead of launching the virtual machine and opening the browser, you open the browser on your personal machine.

suthrnrunt: subby fails!!! he was watching the vid, not staring in it. and from his pic, if he did star in it, it would be a 4some, not 3some

I'm giggling at this. Just based off of this, I'm imagining him in the video, staring at the preformers who are starring in the gay threeway.

JohnCarter: Wait - so he was scrolling through his You Tube history and a video titles "Gay Threesome Sex" scrolls by and he gets fired? Really?

There has got to be more to the story. Was that entry flashing or something? Did he lick his lips and make eye contact with some hunky high school athletes? Was he trolling for some lovin in the classroom?

Not sure what the issue is here.

Also - there's porn on You Tube now?

Thy found porn on his work computer.

Great Janitor: suthrnrunt: subby fails!!! he was watching the vid, not staring in it. and from his pic, if he did star in it, it would be a 4some, not 3some

I'm giggling at this. Just based off of this, I'm imagining him in the video, staring at the preformers who are starring in the gay threeway.

well my jab was that he's a chunky monkey

brantgoose: The Laws of Pron Safety

1. Don't make porn videos. They will fall into the wrong hands.
2. Don't put your porn on the same machines you use for work and play. They will fall into the wrong hands. You wouldn't fill your briefcase with dildos, would you? Well, stop that too!
3. Don't commit crimes and film yourself doing it. They will fall into the wrong hands.
4. Don't boast about this stuff on social media. ANYBODY can see your social media. It is not private. They will fall into the wrong hands.
5. Don't take your personally-identifiable crap with you when you commit a crime and certainly avoid leaving it behind when you leave.

Well, I guess really I can combine all of these rules into one: don't give hostages to fortune. Anything you say and do (or look at) can be used against you. STFU and GBTW.
1. Use Incognito Mode

Oznog: SultanofSchwing: This falls under the "Who gives a shiat" category. But it's Florida, and a teacher, so he'll get run out of town with bibles thrown at him.

I like to think that we, as a society, have moved past caring whether a person once made money being filmed having sex of any kind. We all have genitals and do things with them and often need money or want to be filmed. By now, all kids have seen porn once they're old enough to use Google; this is not a battle worth fighting and the dire warnings of mortal harm to our children never materialized.

For that matter, maybe it's a GOOD thing to see a teacher in a pr0n. Best to understand that pr0n is ACTORS playing roles. This person is not a sex kitten 24/7, who never ages. It's a real person, with a family, who may have a day job, and spends 98% of their day NOT having sex. I'm theorizing that if you're worried pr0n dehumanizes people, seeing real people you know in them counters that effect.

you've never seen the loops i'm in. they are very dehumanizing. it's my specialty.

No one has found mine yet. But then again, I'm not a teacher...

Anyone mention that anyone who ever typed "prolly" and meant it is a douchebag?

/yes, yes, I just did it

Ronin FF: Anyone mention that anyone who ever typed "prolly" and meant it is a douchebag?

/yes, yes, I just did it

Exactly.

'proly has one "l" and a roving apostrophe only...;)

Say it with me now: I was rickroll'd.

Oznog: SultanofSchwing: This falls under the "Who gives a shiat" category. But it's Florida, and a teacher, so he'll get run out of town with bibles thrown at him.

I like to think that we, as a society, have moved past caring whether a person once made money being filmed having sex of any kind. We all have genitals and do things with them and often need money or want to be filmed. By now, all kids have seen porn once they're old enough to use Google; this is not a battle worth fighting and the dire warnings of mortal harm to our children never materialized.

For that matter, maybe it's a GOOD thing to see a teacher in a pr0n. Best to understand that pr0n is ACTORS playing roles. This person is not a sex kitten 24/7, who never ages. It's a real person, with a family, who may have a day job, and spends 98% of their day NOT having sex. I'm theorizing that if you're worried pr0n dehumanizes people, seeing real people you know in them counters that effect.

Or it reinforces the thought that any person you encounter in your day to day life might be a dirty, skanky, human toilet; and should therefore be treated as such in normal interactions.