nein, just nein.

OF COURSE it's a German teacher.

YEEAA!!

"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"

Whoa, that really puts the "ugh" in "UGA."

Because People in power are Stupid: "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"

Beautiful.

Good find subby.

How do I go about submitting the paperwork formally requesting this thread be converted to a "hot college girls pics" collection? Where's my carbon paper?

Mr. Coffee Nerves: How do I go about submitting the paperwork formally requesting this thread be converted to a "hot college girls pics" collection? Where's my carbon paper?

You don't want to know where the professor keeps the carbon paper.

/probably have to pay extra for that

with "sizzling mugshot" fark you subby!

"I vill knock you down and tie you up and force you to drink anti-freeze and zen you vill wake up the next day with a size seven poop chute."

Oh, man. I laughed so hard at that mugshot. Thanks, subby.

Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Dear Subby: I love you.

I just spit out a mouthful of chicken salad.

/I am over lunch.

I read the headline and thought, "that must be a trap".
But I clicked anyway.

hmmmm.

I fall for that one every time. Damn you subby, damn you....

Don't dream it, be it......

Knew I saw "her" somewhere before

Hmmm.

Barf

Essen meine scheiße...

/okey dokey!

Uga the dog is more attractive.

Sort of want?

/I keed

UGlyAss

mommie?

No schnitzengruuben for me, please. Thanks.

Apparently the location of the incident is quite the classy place - the Guesthouse Inn in Norcoss - YOU can stay there tonight in a a lovely king room for it appears $42 per night

Not sure what the place rents for by the hour

Meine Güte, das ist ein roach motel und sogar für ein super Kerl, ist sie weg weg hässlich. Offensichtlich ein mann baby

The headline claims that the link takes me to a "hot" female. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The last 454984654 times "hot" female headlines were submitted they linked to someone with a face like a wad of gristle and mud but this time it will be different!
*click*
Whoa ho ho ho ho! She turned out to be ugly!!! You got me again subby!

Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Link

Mein Gott im Himmel!!!!!

das ist ein Mann Säugling

I don't think I will ever be drunk enough to mistake that for a woman.

It's terrible how prostitution preys on society's most desperate members. I am so glad that it is illegal. I hope the police are able to get this university professor off of the street and get him the help he needs to find some sort of gainful employment.

This was an excellent use of police resources.

Fullbody fishnet?


Oscar's got a fan

30 for 60, not bad, maybe.

"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away."

bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!

... Sees what you did there, Stubby, and wishes he hadn't.

What has been seen can not be unseen

bigredwrench: What has been seen can not be unseen

Cue MASH theme.

Like the fist of an angry god!

... Sees what you did there, Stubby, and wishes he hadn't.

Subby didn't lie. It's just that "Hot for Teacher" was released 28 years ago.

Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Current Projects:

A monograph on Iqbal and Goethe and editorship of the English-language translation (by Michael Metzger) of Katharina Mommsen's Goethe und die arabische Welt. With Peter Ochs, Professor in Judaic Studies at the University of Virginia, he is co-organizer of an international conference for October 2012 at the University of Georgia called "Reparative Reasoning: Bridging the East/West Divide in the Philosophy and Poetry of Muhammad Iqbal."



People get paid - by your tax dollars - to do this crap.

I would hit it.... with a tire iron.

Some Teacher/Hooker eyebleach: