Is this the child?

"I didn't know you liked to get wet."

FarkedOver: [www.chicagonow.com image 500x500]
Is this the child?

It tastes like burning

What kind of mother lets her child find out what fireworks taste like?

/The same kind that puts PCP in the kid's lunch, apparently

"child said that "her lunch meat tasted like 'fireworks'"



I'll bet.

FarkedOver: Is this the child?

Thread over.

Loves his mama, loves PCP

I'm glad I didn't have a mom like THAT. MY mom would only spike my lunch with the finest LSD.

PCP = Pretty Crappy Pudding?

She then added that her teacher looked like a flaming monkey palm tree burning with all the colors of the universe

You ever see what this stuff does to kids?

There is a joke about wanting this firework in my mouth:



But I can't seem to put the parts together.

Seriously, we need licenses for parenting. One small common sense quiz- 1. Are kids safe in a locked car in July while you rob a liquor store? 2. Is it ok to do meth when you're pregnant? 3. Is it ok to give your child drugs?

If the answer ain't no to all three, sterilize permanently.

Did the janitor find it?

I had those crappy parents that would put healthy things in my lunch. In the trading system at lunch I was at the bottom of the chain. I heard they don't even let kids trade food items anymore anyways.

kiwimoogle84: Seriously, we need licenses for parenting. One small common sense quiz- 1. Are kids safe in a locked car in July while you rob a liquor store? 2. Is it ok to do meth when you're pregnant? 3. Is it ok to give your child drugs?

If the answer ain't no to all three, sterilize permanently.

1. As long as you leave the window open
2. It's never okay to do meth
3. As long as someone in a white lab coat has told you it's okay

buckeyebrain: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
You ever see what this stuff does to kids?

Was going to say that it was the Dukes, but I see you have it covered...

Why do so many people hate their kids these days? I'm selfish and immature, so guess what? I DIDN'T HAVE ANY!

WTS people? Either dedicate yourself to doing your mommy/daddy job, or dedicate your time to finding a better person than you to do it!

Just wait until we ban abortion.

Kids say the darndest things.

\I like going for the antique reference. I'm the John Swartzwelder of threads.

\\No, I'm not talking Bill Cosby, 1995! I'm talking Art Linkletter, 1959. The same year that Jack Parr got an interview with the new guy in Cuba, Fidel Castro. Cool story, bro!

Thanks to the miracle of DVD and MP3, I can make references to things older than I am, like bindles and spats and "Does your Mother know you're out?", which is a catchphrase so old it is discussed in the Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, Charles MacKay, 1841.

LeroyBourne 2012-06-08 03:45:47 PM

I had those crappy parents that would put healthy things in my lunch. In the trading system at lunch I was at the bottom of the chain. I heard they don't even let kids trade food items anymore anyways.

I hate to break it to you, some schools won't even let kids bring their own lunch to school anymore.

They found her in Debo pigeon coop sweating like a slave.

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: Seriously, we need licenses for parenting. One small common sense quiz- 1. Are kids safe in a locked car in July while you rob a liquor store? 2. Is it ok to do meth when you're pregnant? 3. Is it ok to give your child drugs?

If the answer ain't no to all three, sterilize permanently.

1. As long as you leave the window open
2. It's never okay to do meth
3. As long as someone in a white lab coat has told you it's okay

1. Trick question, don't rob a liquor store with kids in tow. 2. Good answer. 3. Illegal drugs or improperly administering rx drugs.

Give it two weeks, and I suspect this will go away.

PCP immunoassay is notoriously subject to false positives. Several common atypical antidepressants, antipsychotics, and anticonvlusives produce false positives on immunoassay. My guess would be that the kid is epileptic, and was having some bizarre type of seizure, and that's what the mother was concerned about.

Yeah, this sounds like a case of accidental cross contamination. Everybody around the kid's mama is cross 'cause of the accidental contamination.

There just ain't nuthin' more to say. Parenting fail. I'd say game over, but 6 years old is old enough to want your mommy back. You gotta put the mother through rehab and parenting classes so she at least knows what the Rules are (because chances are she's never seen responsible parenting in her life) and hand the situation over to a caseworker to monitor.

As much as you want to jerk a knot in the mom, it's life-shatteringly cruel to a 6 year old to take her mommy away from her forever and ever because she snitched on mommy.

buckeyebrain: You ever see what this stuff does to kids?

And we have a winner

Hermione_Granger: LeroyBourne 2012-06-08 03:45:47 PM

I had those crappy parents that would put healthy things in my lunch. In the trading system at lunch I was at the bottom of the chain. I heard they don't even let kids trade food items anymore anyways.

I hate to break it to you, some schools won't even let kids bring their own lunch to school anymore.

Really? Citation needed.

Hermione_Granger: LeroyBourne 2012-06-08 03:45:47 PM

I had those crappy parents that would put healthy things in my lunch. In the trading system at lunch I was at the bottom of the chain. I heard they don't even let kids trade food items anymore anyways.

I hate to break it to you, some schools won't even let kids bring their own lunch to school anymore.

Wow, I'm so glad I have no plans of having kids....ever.

ophite: Give it two weeks, and I suspect this will go away.

PCP immunoassay is notoriously subject to false positives. Several common atypical antidepressants, antipsychotics, and anticonvlusives produce false positives on immunoassay. My guess would be that the kid is epileptic, and was having some bizarre type of seizure, and that's what the mother was concerned about.

The mother also tested positive. Of course, it is possible the mother is also epileptic and is taking the same drug.

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"

/don't know why I was reminded of this

Julie Cochrane: Everybody around the kid's mama is cross 'cause of the accidental contamination.

Most children are the result of cross-contamination, when you think about it.

skantea: Why do so many people hate their kids these days? I'm selfish and immature, so guess what? I DIDN'T HAVE ANY!

WTS people? Either dedicate yourself to doing your mommy/daddy job, or dedicate your time to finding a better person than you to do it!


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THIS gets voted up.

PCP? What is this 1984?

Arctic Phoenix: FarkedOver: [www.chicagonow.com image 500x500]
Is this the child?

It tastes like burning

Well, food patrol crapped out.

buckeyebrain: You ever see what this stuff does to kids?

*tiny fist**...
/stimutacs, too

Did she have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears?

jst3p: There is a joke about wanting this firework in my mouth:

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But I can't seem to put the parts together.

By the way, where are the stories about kids copying the video? Independence day is coming up.

Huh, word to mother, I'm dangerous
Crazier than a bag of farking Angel Dust

CSB time.

My daughter, having just completed a finger painting of a carrot, was asked by her preschool teacher to share her thoughts on carrots. Her teacher wrote them down in the negative space of the drawing: "I like carrots. Because they taste like sandwiches."

For some reason this is one of my most favorite things she's ever said.

FarkedOver: [www.chicagonow.com image 500x500]
Is this the child?

Came here to s...Wow that was fast. I actually heard his voice in my head before I finished reading the headline..

/uhh...nice work 'n stuff

Give it two weeks, and I suspect this will go away.

PCP immunoassay is notoriously subject to false positives. Several common atypical antidepressants, antipsychotics, and anticonvlusives produce false positives on immunoassay. My guess would be that the kid is epileptic, and was having some bizarre type of seizure, and that's what the mother was concerned about.


According to the article, the kid "called the drug 'angel dust' and said she had seen the drug in her home before."

"It's like a party in my mouth!"

Came for Ralph Wiggum reference, leaving satisfied.

Pvt Joker: Give it two weeks, and I suspect this will go away.

PCP immunoassay is notoriously subject to false positives. Several common atypical antidepressants, antipsychotics, and anticonvlusives produce false positives on immunoassay. My guess would be that the kid is epileptic, and was having some bizarre type of seizure, and that's what the mother was concerned about.


According to the article, the kid "called the drug 'angel dust' and said she had seen the drug in her home before."

Not to mention the mother's insistence that they don't call EMS or CPS. She knew shenaniganery was afoot.

7th Son of a 7th Son: [www.rhapsody.com image 500x500]

As a big FNM fan who literally just listened to this album no more than a couple hours ago, I don't get the reference.

NateAsbestos: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [www.rhapsody.com image 500x500]

As a big FNM fan who literally just listened to this album no more than a couple hours ago, I don't get the reference.

PCP: aka Angel Dust

brantgoose: Kids say the darndest things.

I was at a friend's place recently and after dinner I stepped out to have a smoke. Friend's 4-year-old daughter followed me outside and asked "Why are you putting fire in your mouth?".

/csb