Report This Ad (full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Housewife dies after vomiting six times in 50 minutes. She must have seen those nude photos of Snooki

11 Jun 2012 11:26 AM   |   17667 clicks   |   Your Health
Add Comment
Showing 1-50 of 94 comments
Refresh Page 2
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
Ten minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom to dry her hair. Suddenly she collapsed and in the process hit her head on the wardrobe and fan.
Mr Wu, told the Chinese daily at the mortuary that his mother had all along suffered from long-term hypertension and diabetes.


The vomiting didn't help, but that obviously wasn't what killed her. She didn't die of dehydration or asphyxiation.

11 Jun 2012 02:00 AM
Reply
doglover    [TotalFark]  
That's no moon.

11 Jun 2012 02:03 AM
Reply
Wangiss     
Reminds me of my first wife. She was really loud. And bulimic. I was always yelling at her, "can you just keep it down?!"

11 Jun 2012 02:26 AM
Reply
Happy Hours     
RodneyToady: Ten minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom to dry her hair. Suddenly she collapsed and in the process hit her head on the wardrobe and fan.
Mr Wu, told the Chinese daily at the mortuary that his mother had all along suffered from long-term hypertension and diabetes.

The vomiting didn't help, but that obviously wasn't what killed her. She didn't die of dehydration or asphyxiation.


So fan death is real!

11 Jun 2012 03:49 AM
Reply
BurnShrike     
www.yourhealth.com.sg

She looks like she's trying to hold back a 7th round of vomit.

11 Jun 2012 07:43 AM
Reply
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
I didn't see any nude photos of Snooki. I saw some photos of Snooki that where the naughty bits were blacked out. Perhaps that saved me from vomiting to death...

11 Jun 2012 10:17 AM
Reply
Apos    [TotalFark]  
The resemblance to Margaret Cho is striking.

11 Jun 2012 10:38 AM
Reply
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Meh, could have been anything from a heart attack to a very bad case of the flu.

11 Jun 2012 10:47 AM
Reply
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
basemetal: Meh, could have been anything from a heart attack to a very bad case of the flu.

You never hear about the good cases of the flu.

11 Jun 2012 10:55 AM
Reply
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
I_C_Weener: basemetal: Meh, could have been anything from a heart attack to a very bad case of the flu.

You never hear about the good cases of the flu.


Those are the one's that don't kill you.

/you only wish you were dead

11 Jun 2012 11:11 AM
Reply
JRoo    [TotalFark]  
Pfff...I've vomited way more times than that in 50 minutes and lived.

11 Jun 2012 11:29 AM
Reply
Pucca     
Obviously someone put a hex on her.

11 Jun 2012 11:29 AM
Reply
ElLoco     
With a handy pic of what the huge white God-phone may look like.

11 Jun 2012 11:29 AM
Reply
ChipNASA     
Apos: The resemblance to allegation that she ate Margaret Cho is striking frightening (hilarious).

11 Jun 2012 11:30 AM
Reply
Jon iz teh kewl     
and to think a little cinnamon could have saved her

11 Jun 2012 11:31 AM
Reply
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
It was the massive heart attack that made her throw up that killed her. Even before reading the article I could tell, but the whole she was having chest pains and was diaphoretic pretty much seals it.
Singapore: You can get caned for chewing gum, but we have no 911 service.

11 Jun 2012 11:32 AM
Reply
PrivateCaboose     
Looks like she should've been vomiting more regularly for the last couple of years...

11 Jun 2012 11:33 AM
Reply
imfallen_angel     
Thread is useless without those Snooki pictures (or at least links to them), for assessment, of course, of how deadly they really are.

11 Jun 2012 11:33 AM
Reply
frostymug     
She probably died because of low electrolytes. Vomiting causes a person to lose electrolytes and that's why drinking something like Pedialyte is important for persons who vomit frequently.

11 Jun 2012 11:34 AM
Reply
Curious    [TotalFark]  
not sure how the info about paying for the funeral in installments contributes to the death.

11 Jun 2012 11:34 AM
Reply
Action Seal     
Happy Hours: RodneyToady: Ten minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom to dry her hair. Suddenly she collapsed and in the process hit her head on the wardrobe and fan.
Mr Wu, told the Chinese daily at the mortuary that his mother had all along suffered from long-term hypertension and diabetes.

The vomiting didn't help, but that obviously wasn't what killed her. She didn't die of dehydration or asphyxiation.

So fan death is real!


The principal of the school I taught at in Korea sent out a newsletter to all the students and their parents warning them that fan blades slice oxygen molecules in half and can cause suffocation if left on for too long. True story.

It was a take on fan death I hadn't heard of before then. Usually it's just the "convection oven", hypothermia, or "vortex asphyxia" varieties.

11 Jun 2012 11:35 AM
Reply
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
A 49-year-old woman suddenly collapsed and died last Thursday after vomiting six times in 50 minutes.


he noticed that his mother was looking pale and had gone in and out of the toilet to vomit six times within half an hour.

Looks like Singapore is already on that new fangled metric time.

11 Jun 2012 11:36 AM
Reply
Leeds     
BurnShrike: [www.yourhealth.com.sg image 430x280]

She looks like she's trying to hold back a 7th round of vomit.


She looks kind of like a potato. I'm going to picture her speaking in Mrs Costanza's voice from now on.

11 Jun 2012 11:38 AM
Reply
AFKobel     
I'm no doctor, and I don't even play one on TV... but after watching far too much TV over the course of my lifetime... I'm going to go with "poisoning" on this one.

11 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
Reply
Jon iz teh kewl     
cretinbob: It was the massive heart attack that made her throw up that killed her. Even before reading the article I could tell, but the whole she was having chest pains and was diaphoretic pretty much seals it.
Singapore: You can get caned for chewing gum, but we have no 911 service.


0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers

11 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
Reply
DoBeDoBeDo     
High BP and long term diabetic? Obviously died from vomiting!


Had a friend on FB liking pictures of plus sized models and talking about "real women" and how anorexia kills. Same guy biatches every day about his diabetes.

11 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
Reply
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
frostymug: She probably died because of low electrolytes. Vomiting causes a person to lose electrolytes and that's why drinking something like Pedialyte is important for persons who vomit frequently.

No, she died because she was having a heart attack that went untreated and progressed to cardiac arrest. In women one of the major symptoms is nausea and vomiting. This is because the blood flow decreases to the intestines in order to support cardiac and brain function.

11 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
Reply
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
Jon iz teh kewl: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers


I didn't even need to click that link to laugh, but I did anyway

11 Jun 2012 11:41 AM
Reply
MCStymie     
slayer199: I didn't see any nude photos of Snooki. I saw some photos of Snooki that where the naughty bits were blacked out. Perhaps that saved me from vomiting to death...

Where can, say, someone who doesn't mind vomiting find these pictures?

11 Jun 2012 11:42 AM
Reply
Andulamb     
Gosh, YourHealth, thanks for the helpful toilet photo.

11 Jun 2012 11:46 AM
Reply
Clemkadidlefark     
Close to off-topic, but in the same parking lot ... Dad died after a week of violent hiccups

11 Jun 2012 11:46 AM
Reply
Nana's Vibrator    [TotalFark]  
It's very true that the housewife...
...is a dying breed

11 Jun 2012 11:46 AM
Reply
The My Little Pony Killer     
I liked how they kept you believing that she just started vomiting out of the blue, only to show you at the end that she was actually just neglecting a couple of serious conditions.

11 Jun 2012 11:48 AM
Reply
MyNameIsMofuga     
Jon iz teh kewl: cretinbob: It was the massive heart attack that made her throw up that killed her. Even before reading the article I could tell, but the whole she was having chest pains and was diaphoretic pretty much seals it.
Singapore: You can get caned for chewing gum, but we have no 911 service.

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers


I've had a bit of a tumble

11 Jun 2012 11:48 AM
Reply
ArcadianRefugee     
MCStymie: Where can, say, someone who doesn't mind vomiting find these pictures?

Try the Internets. I hear they have the Google.

11 Jun 2012 11:49 AM
Reply
Andulamb     
Chronology of events:

The woman vomited six times
She said she had "heart pains" and her gums were bleeding
She took a shower
She started to dry her hear
She collapsed
She hit her head
She died

Seems to me the article could just have easily proclaimed "Woman dies after drying hair." How did they decide the vomiting was the key event here?

11 Jun 2012 11:50 AM
Reply
RibbyK     
One of these would've saved her
i.ebayimg.com

11 Jun 2012 11:50 AM
Reply
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Sounds like my freshman year in high school.

11 Jun 2012 11:51 AM
Reply
Mr. Potatoass     
They've got Golden Corral™ in Singapore?

11 Jun 2012 11:51 AM
Reply
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i47.tinypic.com

11 Jun 2012 11:52 AM
Reply
Sir Fappsalot     
I'm hoping that Subby's "must have seen those nude photos of Snooki" is a joke. These do not really exist, right?

/just kidding
//kind of want to see them
///don't lie. You do too.

11 Jun 2012 11:55 AM
Reply
DrFuko     
As an ER pediatrician, I hate how this article will make some people think that 6 vomits is a rule of thumb for death. I can see it now: ¨OMG, DOCTOR, MY CHILD HAS VOMITED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR.....1 MORE AND SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!¨

11 Jun 2012 11:57 AM
Reply
New and Improved Fail     
Andulamb: Gosh, YourHealth, thanks for the helpful toilet photo.

That's exactly what I thought!

I can rest easy knowing assuming the distraught family didn't have to clean her sick out of the sink on top of dealing with her dreadful death.

11 Jun 2012 12:01 PM
Reply
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian     
Bullshiat. The universe could never be so screwed up as to allow nude photos of Snookie to actually exist. Subby lies.

11 Jun 2012 12:04 PM
Reply
Jon iz teh kewl     
DrFuko: As an ER pediatrician, I hate how this article will make some people think that 6 vomits is a rule of thumb for death. I can see it now: ¨OMG, DOCTOR, MY CHILD HAS VOMITED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR.....1 MORE AND SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!¨

6 is a bad number
although if u make it to 7 it's all good cause jesus saved u

11 Jun 2012 12:04 PM
Reply
wraithmare     
cretinbob: Jon iz teh kewl: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers

I didn't even need to click that link to laugh, but I did anyway


And I was reading that hearing the damn song in my head.

/Fire.
//Fire.
///... three

11 Jun 2012 12:08 PM
Reply
animal900     
Whar Snooki pics? Whar?

11 Jun 2012 12:10 PM
Reply
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
Sir Fappsalot: I'm hoping that Subby's "must have seen those nude photos of Snooki" is a joke. These do not really exist, right?

/just kidding
//kind of want to see them
///don't lie. You do too.


The ones that are floating around out there have all the naughty bits covered with black boxes. They were taken after she lost her weight, so from what can been seen, she looks pretty good.
Only problem is; she's still 'Snooki'.

11 Jun 2012 12:11 PM
Reply
Santa's Knee     
DrFuko: As an ER pediatrician, I hate how this article will make some people think that 6 vomits is a rule of thumb for death. I can see it now: ¨OMG, DOCTOR, MY CHILD HAS VOMITED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR.....1 MORE AND SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!¨

1.bp.blogspot.com
Hates toilet ring

11 Jun 2012 12:17 PM
Reply
gerbilpox     
Nobody's posted this oblig. pic yet?

i297.photobucket.com

/snooki looks kinda hot in the pics
//never seen her show
///orange boobies are still boobies
////boobies

11 Jun 2012 12:21 PM
Reply
Showing 1-50 of 94 comments
Refresh Page 2
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party