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   Go on, give your oiled up, bikini-clad granny a big hug

11 Jun 2012 09:03 AM   |   8388 clicks   |   BBC
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TenJed_77    [TotalFark]  
How about no!

11 Jun 2012 09:05 AM
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Yes this is dog    [TotalFark]  
Would absolutely hit it.

11 Jun 2012 09:06 AM
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TenJed_77    [TotalFark]  
Why are the admins automatically green lighting this crapola?
No comments? No link votes? No sense!

11 Jun 2012 09:06 AM
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kareninsf     
Awesome!

11 Jun 2012 09:06 AM
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Counter_Intelligent    [TotalFark]  
10 miles every day? Holy shiat, I was stoked when I could do 3 1/4, but this lady is awesome!

/ not every day :(

11 Jun 2012 09:07 AM
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Pribar    [TotalFark]  
She gets up every morning at 230 to run, I cant drag my fat ass out of bed any earlier than 830 and that's only to shuffle into the kitchen to brew coffee.

11 Jun 2012 09:09 AM
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WorkingInParadise     
What kind of top goes with Depends: bandeau or halter?

11 Jun 2012 09:10 AM
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kareninsf     
She never trained till recently-there is hope for us lazy ass farkers!

11 Jun 2012 09:10 AM
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Apos     
Grandma is ripped.

11 Jun 2012 09:10 AM
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charity     
This is a hell of a story to wake up to. I'm trying to lose weight and get in shape. If a 75 year old woman can do it, then I certainly should be able to do it. Maybe I need to tack her picture on my wall as inspiration.

Go Granny!

11 Jun 2012 09:12 AM
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AxL sANe     
GILF

11 Jun 2012 09:12 AM
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Tyee     
no

11 Jun 2012 09:12 AM
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Molavian    [TotalFark]  
Jesus, I'm pitiful.

11 Jun 2012 09:14 AM
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Dirtybird971     
yes Please!!

11 Jun 2012 09:16 AM
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IsSteelGeek     
Well, she started at 71 so I don't have to feel bad unless I don't start working out at 71, right?

11 Jun 2012 09:18 AM
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Julieahni     
Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.

11 Jun 2012 09:20 AM
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Hector Felix     
I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman. Does she have a job? Who can manage to wake up at 2:30 am every day and still get to work? Maybe she works odd hours. There is no way I could get out of bed at 2:30 am every day. That is when normal people sleep. Does she go to bed at 6pm? What kind of a life is that?

11 Jun 2012 09:22 AM
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gja    [TotalFark]  
Good for her! I hope she inspires others to get out there and get healthier and more fit.

/and yeah i would hit that, you know damned well it would be one hell of a ride!

11 Jun 2012 09:23 AM
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Carn     
Man, good for her. 10 miles a day at 75? I rack a disciprine.

11 Jun 2012 09:25 AM
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LoneWolf343     
Now that's a GMILF.

11 Jun 2012 09:25 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
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I'd take a crack at it.

11 Jun 2012 09:26 AM
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NeoBad     
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Fortunately there is a pre clip advertisement in case you wish to take my advice

11 Jun 2012 09:27 AM
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TenJed_77    [TotalFark]  
gja: Good for her! I hope she inspires others to get out there and get healthier and more fit.

/and yeah i would hit that, you know damned well it would be one hell of a ride!


You can start by having her take her dentures out.

11 Jun 2012 09:28 AM
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WordsnCollision     
image3.examiner.com

/and a kiss

11 Jun 2012 09:38 AM
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Hector Felix     
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
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I'd take a crack at it.


No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.

11 Jun 2012 09:40 AM
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kiwimoogle84    [TotalFark]  
Pribar: She gets up every morning at 230 to run, I cant drag my fat ass out of bed any earlier than 830 and that's only to shuffle into the kitchen to brew coffee.

I hear that. I used to work a 6-2:30 shift at work, and now, five years later, I wonder how I got up at 4:45 am. Bleh.

Good on her. She'll probably outlive us all.

/probably due to the preservatives
//jerky skin

11 Jun 2012 09:45 AM
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Balchinian     
Hector Felix: She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.

This.

Still, good for her for doing it.

11 Jun 2012 09:46 AM
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steerforth    [TotalFark]  
That is one fine-looking woman.

11 Jun 2012 09:50 AM
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Nagle     
Came to see lots of GILF pics, leaving diappointed...

11 Jun 2012 09:51 AM
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unclemongo     
If anyone needs me, I'll be over the in the "naked coeds in the fountain" thread.

11 Jun 2012 09:55 AM
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Leeds     
BREAKING NEWS- Black people age better than most other races.

// As long as they don't die of heart attacks before the age of 50.

11 Jun 2012 09:55 AM
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gja    [TotalFark]  
TenJed_77: gja: Good for her! I hope she inspires others to get out there and get healthier and more fit.

/and yeah i would hit that, you know damned well it would be one hell of a ride!

You can start by having her take her dentures out.


Hey, never turn down a really hot GMILF gummy!
And whats neat is she can get up top and do all the work for a while. NIIIIIICE.

11 Jun 2012 09:56 AM
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wambu    [TotalFark]  
where is "smoking hot" headline meme when you need it?

11 Jun 2012 09:59 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd insists that "age is nothing but a number".

True; but the higher that number goes, the more likely you are to die.

11 Jun 2012 10:00 AM
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Olympus Mons     
I was expecting to be a bit horrified at the idea....but for 71, she holding up very, very well

11 Jun 2012 10:01 AM
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Valiente     
AxL sANe: GILF

More stutter: GGILF.

11 Jun 2012 10:12 AM
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Posh Naranek     
Nagle: Came to see lots of GILF pics, leaving diappointed...

Used mine up trolling the Kylie Minogue xray thread. Soz.

11 Jun 2012 10:13 AM
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Jackman5150    [TotalFark]  
Only if it's this granny...

i41.tinypic.com

11 Jun 2012 10:14 AM
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Nagle     
Posh Naranek: Nagle: Came to see lots of GILF pics, leaving diappointed...

Used mine up trolling the Kylie Minogue xray thread. Soz.


She is?!

11 Jun 2012 10:19 AM
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Benjimin_Dover     
Goony goo goo.

11 Jun 2012 10:23 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
Hector Felix: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
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I'd take a crack at it.

No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.


Now I ain't a big city law-yuh but I do believe you said that you, "read the little bit of story, though".

I reckon that if you'd-a read that little bit, you'd-a seen that the second sentence commences to beginnin' with the followin' proclamation: "But 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd", etcetera.

Now around the parts that I growed up in, the words that y'all read are generally what you use to formulate opinions, understandin's and such.

11 Jun 2012 10:29 AM
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Hector Felix     
well, I guess I skipped over the second sentence. So sue me.

11 Jun 2012 10:33 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
Hector Felix: well, I guess I skipped over the second sentence. So sue me.

I don't want your money. Instead I'll settle for the rights to, henceforth, refer to you as "skip".

11 Jun 2012 10:37 AM
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MagSeven     
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]
I'd take a crack at it.

No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.

Now I ain't a big city law-yuh but I do believe you said that you, "read the little bit of story, though".

I reckon that if you'd-a read that little bit, you'd-a seen that the second sentence commences to beginnin' with the followin' proclamation: "But 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd", etcetera.

Now around the parts that I growed up in, the words that y'all read are generally what you use to formulate opinions, understandin's and such.


'mask you sumthin', man.....

11 Jun 2012 10:37 AM
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MagSeven     
www.amctv.com

11 Jun 2012 10:38 AM
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lostinjersey     
When 75 years old I reach, look as good I will not.

11 Jun 2012 10:40 AM
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WordsnCollision     
assets.motherboard.tv

/because it leads to harder stuff?

11 Jun 2012 10:47 AM
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IcculusMaximus    [TotalFark]  
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]
I'd take a crack at it.

No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.

Now I ain't a big city law-yuh but I do believe you said that you, "read the little bit of story, though".

I reckon that if you'd-a read that little bit, you'd-a seen that the second sentence commences to beginnin' with the followin' proclamation: "But 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd", etcetera.

Now around the parts that I growed up in, the words that y'all read are generally what you use to formulate opinions, understandin's and such.


Now that there's funny.

11 Jun 2012 11:21 AM
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Dirtybird971     
Louisiana_Sitar_Club

I'd take a crack at it.


DO I see a hint of nipple? I think I do!

11 Jun 2012 11:24 AM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
imageshack.us

11 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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