| Al Qaeda in Somalia has offered a bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton - 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton. No word on how many goats V.P. Biden is worth
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC. Good luck trying to get in.
Where can I pick up my camels?
chimp_ninja: Good to see the bad guys are needing to take some austerity measures as well.
You'd think they'd have a little room on the FY12 spreadsheets, what with all the unanticipated "Predator-based pension deobligations" in the last few years.
"There is nothing new in the fact that infidels pay to have Muslim leaders killed," said Khalaf. "They already did that by offering camels for the head of Prophet Mohammed, and $5 million is equivalent to 200 camels today."
Wait. Camels cost $25,000 each?
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Do they know they could buy actual vehicles for less? A 2012 Ford Ranger's MSRP is $18,160, so you have about $7,000 left for gas. Plus, it's like getting that two-wheeled wooden cart for free.
If you've ever tried to stick your dick in a exhaust pipe you know why they prefer camels.
ez-reader: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC. Good luck trying to get in.
Where can I pick up my camels?
You murderous traitor! Now everyone knows where Obama lives! He'll probably have to move now.
GoldDude: You murderous traitor! Now everyone knows where Obama lives! He'll probably have to move now.
Bah. Everyone knows that the President really lives at 1601.
Whats funny is you have a better chance of getting these guys to pay up vs. the 33 million for information leading to their capture.
Capture is the key word. the US will take your information and either send the drones or the tomahawks. They will just kill the guy and say sorry no money for you.
If they really paid this money out blackwater or whatever they call themselves would be all over this.
You could spend 20 million on the effort and still come away very profitable etc
/Sure there's hundreds of variants of this joke above.
"Al Qaeda in Somalia has offered a bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton - 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton."
| Because People in power are Stupid
I would pay 25K for this Camel.
They are offering high stakes..
In this country, someone would probably rat Obama out for a Wal-mart gift card, and Hillery would get it for a couple of Bojangles coupons...
Some redneck out there is probably thinking that they'll do it for half a pack of Camels...
One broken down arse for Biden. Quid pro quo.
Note to prior poster. "We" want Biden alive as to prevent Obama's assassination. As much as we despised Tom Cruise we don't want Rainman running the shop.
'Goat' taken from Biden's garage to pay his bounty.
Subby's headline was rather similar (but not that similar) to the headline that I submitted yesterday, which was:
According to Somali terrorists Barack Obama is worth approximately 10 camels, Hillary Clinton is worth about 2, and Joe Biden is roughly 1 ass
72 (virgin) goats.
buddyrtr: One donkey? Ten Bears ain't no muslim. He gonna want hisself a fresh woman. Now, if one of you hasta........Nancy Reagan might oblige.
How farking low does your country have to be that 10 camels or 20 chickens would entice you to do anything? Somalia is a $2 whore - diseased and beyond caring about. Nuke the farking place off the map, pave it and start over.
Rodeodoc: How farking low does your country have to be that 10 camels or 20 chickens would entice you to do anything? Somalia is a $2 whore - diseased and beyond caring about. Nuke the farking place off the map, pave it and start over.
I hate somolians
| Mr. Breeze
Whoever captures Joe gets at least one ass.
The bounty on George W Bush is 20 starving, crazed weasels,...
| Evil Warlord
Stupid terrorists, Obama would fetch three times as many camels at a Georgia slave auction!
PsyLord: LegacyDL: wantingout: does anyone actually still believe this shiat is real? it reads like a bad movie plot. the CIA needs better writers.
Wait till Jack Ryan becomes President, Crimson Jihad is going to be peeing in their pants.
Better contact The Omega Sector.
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Oh no, this is very real. It demonstrates the level of disconnect between our "enemy" and us. There is a reason why there has not been any successful attacks against our leaders. It is going to take way more than an offer of camels and chicken to take down western civilization.
cashman: The bounty on George W Bush is 20 starving, crazed weasels,...
Okay, I'll take that.
/so I walked outside and opened the box and immediately all these weasels jumped out and fastened their teeth in my flesh and they were biting and chewing all over "Grrrr grrr raaarrr grrrr"
I want to see proof they actually have the camels first.
Thursday is your day in the barrel.
dittybopper: No word on how many goats V.P. Biden is worth
There is a 10 goat *PENALTY* for killing Biden. He's the one they want in the White House.
Didn't bin laden pretty much say the same? To go after President Obama and Robert Gates but not touch the veep because he'd fark things pretty well up on his own?
gstefan: It is what I would expect regarding this Dumb and Dumber administration.
Its 10 camels for Dumb and nothing for Dumber because they want Dumber to be president. Dumber is Obama's insurance against assassination by domestic groups as Dumber would result in utter chaos. The domestic groups would have to wait until after the convention to kill Obama because then the ballot would be set. Ditto for Obama's assassin squads. Obama fears domestic groups far more than foreign groups, look at the published BS from Janet (dumb as dirt) Napolitano and see where her priorities lay.
Incidently, that is why Clinton will never be allowed to be VP under Obama, it would mean more reason to kill Obama in the eyes of many domestic nuts, not to mention Bill and Hillary, who had a way of making their political liabilities end up dead or very rich during Bill's presidency. Obama may be dumb but he is not that dumb.
You really should go back to coloring. The adults are talking.
| Nemo's Brother
So we should warn Obama not to hang out in Somalia?
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