and she was wearing a hoodie and looked confused.

And she threw herself backwards onto a fork

/47 times

That's from Fear dude. That's Marky Mark!

So she was showing off her high threshold for pain? Riiiiight.

I've seen it a million times. Vindictive biatch. "Pass me the salt, or I'll burn myself and then shoot myself, and I won't testify for you!"

Well, she got the drop part right. Right after the gunshot.

I blame fun.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

....8 times, stopping only once to reload.

JerseyTim: I blame fun.

Well, I bet she was brighter than the sun for a few minutes there.

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Im trying to figur out a way for my roomates cat to kill my roomate. Maybe I should just tape steak knives to his paws he is always jumping on her anyways.

groppet: Im trying to figur out a way for my roomates cat to kill my roomate. Maybe I should just tape steak knives to his paws he is always jumping on her anyways.

Suffocation? Duct tape the thing to his face.

I hate when that happens.

that's a perfectly cromulant argument, almost as good as "I was not having sex with her, I slipped on a banana and just fell into her. Then she tried to run away, only backwards, which didn't help the situation."

Another rich man with a title tossing out his little garbage when he is done with it.
Look at the names involved. Teresea Derr Foster
Demographically, I'd say that is just about as trailer park of a name as you can get.
And his? Clinton Arthur Ridenour north of Greenville.
Wow. It's like he was gifted with free reign over North of Greenville.
Like he gets to do as he pleases. Too bad the court doesn't parlay to those old Reeve laws. Where the shire reeve is the law.
He's nothing but trouble.

Freedom! Yeaaaaaahhh ... right!

Link to Clinton Arthur Ridenour
if you were engaged to someone like this, you would light yourself on fire and shoot yourself too!!

polarisTheArcticRescueMoose: Link to Clinton Arthur Ridenour
if you were engaged to someone like this, you would light yourself on fire and shoot yourself too!!

If that face doesn't scream innocent, I don't know what does.

Sounds fat.

cgraves67: JerseyTim: I blame fun.

Well, I bet she was brighter than the sun for a few minutes there.

Thank you Colbie Caillat

It's possible, women are crazy.

polarisTheArcticRescueMoose: Link to Clinton Arthur Ridenour
if you were engaged to someone like this, you would light yourself on fire and shoot yourself too!!



"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

Then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

This comment deserves much more attention than it is getting.

Well done (so was she!).

polarisTheArcticRescueMoose: Link to Clinton Arthur Ridenour
if you were engaged to someone like this, you would light yourself on fire and shoot yourself too!!

I just clicked on your link and I truly believe he is telepathically telling me to do the same. Almost had me, but not this time, Ridenour!
Why don't people ever use their powers for good?

Self-inflicted, All she had to do was make the damn sammich with real mayo.

"I thought painting my shotgun to look like a fire extinguisher would be funny your Honor."

Actaully knew someone who did set himself on fire then shot himself. Some sort of suicidal vengeance

Trance750: cgraves67: JerseyTim: I blame fun.

Well, I bet she was brighter than the sun for a few minutes there.

Thank you Colbie Caillat

actually, it's from the band fun. The song is called We Are Young.

we are young
so we'll set the world on fire
we can grow brighter
than the sun

Duh, cops. Can't you see right? Pssh.

groppet: Im trying to figur out a way for my roomates cat to kill my roomate. Maybe I should just tape steak knives to his paws he is always jumping on her anyways.

Dudes gonna fry, which would really suck if for some bizarre reason the chick really did decide to kill herself by self-immolation. mainly because even if she did, no one is going to believe it - so really it doesn't matter, dudes gonna fry.

Commander Clement: [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?
Betty: Plague!
Commander Clement: Plague?
Betty: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
Commander Clement: That man's got a sword in him!
Betty: He fell on it.

Was she hot?

she set HERSELF on fire. Then shot herself"

Can't bame her.
There was never anything to do in that town.
Lived there her whole life.
Link

Man was just standing his ground. You can't punish him for that.

All these kids started coming out of nowhere and killing themselves.

/Saw this on Netflix yesterday. I like.

There was a story on here a while ago about a guy and his buddy trying to kill the one guys pregnant girlfriend. They set her on fire then shot her but she lived and managed to get herself to a hospital. Is this some new way to kill people? Because that is some f*cked up sh*t. If you have a gun just shoot them in the f*cking head and be done with it. Better yet... just break up with them and move on with your fooking life. Psychos.

Well how else is she supposed to put herself out???

one of the worst cases of suicide I have read about.

So: like my late Aunt who according to her husband "shot herself" in the back of the head, from far enough away to not leave powder burns?

Immolation, sincerest form of flattery, etc...

If I was on fire, I'd probably shoot myself to stop the pain. However, if I had a gun and was bent on suicide, I doubt I'd set myself on fire first just for the lulz and then shoot myself after, you know?

light a fire for a man and keep him warm for a day

light a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life

Gyrfalcon: If I was on fire, I'd probably shoot myself to stop the pain. However, if I had a gun and was bent on suicide, I doubt I'd set myself on fire first just for the lulz and then shoot myself after, you know?

Sometimes you just don't have a choice. Remember those folks in the towers on 9/11 who were on fire and jumping out the windows and then shooting themselves in mid-air? Except those guys who rode the floors the whole way down. They totally lived. I have the emails to prove it. I forget the subject, but they all started with FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

Well, she certainly was dedicated.

Ba'boon: [0.tqn.com image 500x333]
All these kids started coming out of nowhere and killing themselves.

/Saw this on Netflix yesterday. I like.

what movie was that?