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11 Jun 2012 02:18 PM   |   20257 clicks   |   Some Goddamn Batman
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The My Little Pony Killer     
They lose some points by being huge sissies about bats, but they gain some back by referencing the greatest Looney Tunes episode ever.

11 Jun 2012 12:13 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
I kept a fruit bat named "Harvey" while I was in boarding school,so I'm getting a kick out of this list....

11 Jun 2012 01:38 PM
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PonceAlyosha     
Why did you evolve to be so silly, bats? The hammer headed one is cute, though.

11 Jun 2012 02:20 PM
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T.rex     
I once wrote a high school term paper on bats and their inherent bad rap... You have greater chance of getting rabies from a cute little chipmunk than a bat.

Also, guano? Makes for a good milkshake... Ok, i made that part up.

11 Jun 2012 02:21 PM
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probesport     
You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats ..

11 Jun 2012 02:21 PM
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Ctrl-Alt-Del    [TotalFark]  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

11 Jun 2012 02:22 PM
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Wade_Wilson     
The My Little Pony Killer: They lose some points by being huge sissies about bats, but they gain some back by referencing the greatest Looney Tunes episode ever.

"You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses, would you?"

11 Jun 2012 02:26 PM
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LarryDan43     
Paging Lou Diamond Phillips.

11 Jun 2012 02:26 PM
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Keizer_Ghidorah     
I don't care what anyone says, bats are some of the cutest mofo's in the animal kingdom.

11 Jun 2012 02:26 PM
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LordJiro     
Keizer_Ghidorah: I don't care what anyone says, bats are some of the cutest mofo's in the animal kingdom.

Even the ugly ones are usually ugly for cool reasons. Enhances their senses an' such.

11 Jun 2012 02:27 PM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros    [TotalFark]  
BATS AREN'T BUGS!

11 Jun 2012 02:28 PM
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MisterLoki     
i568.photobucket.com

11 Jun 2012 02:28 PM
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DansLaLuna     
Bats are awesome, they keep the nasty skeeter numbers low. Here's the cutest lil bat you will see all day Little Drac

11 Jun 2012 02:29 PM
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Silent_B1812     
Meh. link is slow as falk to load.

11 Jun 2012 02:33 PM
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spentmiles     
Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

11 Jun 2012 02:33 PM
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apoptotic     
I'm so phobic of getting bats tangled in my hair that I had to put on a baseball cap just to click the link. And no, I don't know what possessed me to even click the link.

11 Jun 2012 02:34 PM
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Zygar     
DansLaLuna: Bats are awesome, they keep the nasty skeeter numbers low. Here's the cutest lil bat you will see all day Little Drac

Awwwwwwwwwww

11 Jun 2012 02:35 PM
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nonvideas     
spentmiles: Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

These are the bats we're talking about, or the kids?

11 Jun 2012 02:36 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
I put up a bat house on a pole behind my house last year. Still waiting to see if any moved in.

11 Jun 2012 02:37 PM
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MoronLessOff     
DansLaLuna: Bats are awesome, they keep the nasty skeeter numbers low. Here's the cutest lil bat you will see all day Little Drac

Awesome. I like to watch the bats around my house at night. Sometimes if I leave early enough in the morning I can still catch a few getting their last meal of the night.

11 Jun 2012 02:39 PM
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dopirt     
apoptotic: I'm so phobic of getting bats tangled in my hair that I had to put on a baseball cap just to click the link. And no, I don't know what possessed me to even click the link.

Myself, I rather like the bat.
It's not a mouse, it's not a rat.
It has no feathers, yet has wings
It's quite inaudible when it sings,
It zig zags through the evening air
And never lands on ladies' hair,
A fact of which men spend their lives
Attempting to convince their wives

-Ogden Nash

11 Jun 2012 02:41 PM
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MoronLessOff     
Crewmannumber6: I put up a bat house on a pole behind my house last year. Still waiting to see if any moved in.

Wait until dusk and do what spentmiles did, except with granola and no rackets.

11 Jun 2012 02:41 PM
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vudukungfu     
spentmiles: Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

clap. clap. clap. clap. clap.

11 Jun 2012 02:42 PM
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Evil-Imposter     
Hats ... for bats.

11 Jun 2012 02:43 PM
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Ishkur    [TotalFark]  
T.rex: I once wrote a high school term paper on bats.

25.media.tumblr.com

11 Jun 2012 02:43 PM
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busy chillin'     
I gave up after 5 minutes.

are those jpgs like 5mb each?

11 Jun 2012 02:44 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
MoronLessOff: Crewmannumber6: I put up a bat house on a pole behind my house last year. Still waiting to see if any moved in.

Wait until dusk and do what spentmiles did, except with granola and no rackets.


So, no on the sadistic asshole part?

11 Jun 2012 02:47 PM
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rhondajeremy     
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

//seriously, I love bats. There is a bat that lives right near me (I think in the slum house's garage that is rotting and falling down-next door) that I have named Alfred. They don't spray for mosquitos in my city so he helps keep them away from my backyard.

11 Jun 2012 02:49 PM
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nicoffeine     
Bring six Seattle Mariners with you. Bats will be useless.

11 Jun 2012 02:49 PM
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furterfan     
I think the link is farked..................or should I wait another 15 minutes and see of the page finally loads

11 Jun 2012 02:50 PM
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cherrydog     
spentmiles: Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

you sound like an obnoxious pychopathic brat

11 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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red5ish     
furterfan: I think the link is farked..................or should I wait another 15 minutes and see of the page finally loads



Too-Slow-To-Load; Did-Not-Read

11 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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perilsensitive     
DansLaLuna: Bats are awesome, they keep the nasty skeeter numbers low. Here's the cutest lil bat you will see all day Little Drac

Win! Lil Drac is awesome.

11 Jun 2012 02:58 PM
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Cold_Sassy     
DansLaLuna: Bats are awesome, they keep the nasty skeeter numbers low. Here's the cutest lil bat you will see all day Little Drac

Awwwwwwww... Never thought in a million years I'd say this about a bat, but he/she is adorable!

11 Jun 2012 03:01 PM
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proteon     
We killed it.

11 Jun 2012 03:02 PM
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Cold_Sassy     
cherrydog: spentmiles: Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

you sound like an obnoxious pychopathic brat


Cherrydog, spentmiles is a professional troll.

11 Jun 2012 03:03 PM
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Wade_Wilson     
Had my cousin come down to visit me. We were walking home from a restaurant in the evening, and she remarked that it was strange how many birds there were out so late. I told her they were bats, out hunting bugs, and she didn't believe me. So I pointed out that no bird in the world swoops around like that and she stared for a few seconds, trying to prove me wrong.

Then she shrieked, knelt down on the pavement, and covered her head, absolutely terrified because ohmigod there are BATS here.

We were seriously about a minute from my apartment when this happened, and it took ten minutes for me to convince her to move. She was a wreck afterwards, and refused to go outside within like three hours of sundown for the rest of her visit. Phobias are weird, no point in reasoning with them.

/My csb.
//Bats are cool.

11 Jun 2012 03:06 PM
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on the road     
This pic made me completely lose it:

petslady.com

11 Jun 2012 03:08 PM
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hoo_hoo_fred     
Cold_Sassy: cherrydog: spentmiles: Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

you sound like an obnoxious pychopathic brat

Cherrydog, spentmiles is a professional troll.


I rather like to consider him a professional story teller. you should read his blog, fine fine stuff there.

11 Jun 2012 03:09 PM
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JackieRabbit     
Subby must be as afraid of bats as this dumb broad and her horrible website.

11 Jun 2012 03:11 PM
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Bubba_the_Hutt     
Evil-Imposter: Hats ... for bats.

I use that line all the time, but nobody ever recognizes it.

11 Jun 2012 03:13 PM
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proteon     
on the road: This pic made me completely lose it:

[petslady.com image 580x480]


I wanted to see this photo but I have a haircut in July so I couldn't wait for it to load.

11 Jun 2012 03:15 PM
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baronvonzipper    [TotalFark]  
DansLaLuna: Bats are awesome, they keep the nasty skeeter numbers low. Here's the cutest lil bat you will see all day Little Drac

I like the way they use a shotgun cleaning patch for a blankie...gives me some ideas.

11 Jun 2012 03:15 PM
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Cold_Sassy     
hoo_hoo_fred: Cold_Sassy: cherrydog: spentmiles: Growing up outside of Atlanta, there were a lot of little bats in the summertime. My friend and I would throw little pebbles up in the air which the bats mistook for bugs. They'd swoop down low enough that we could whack them with badmitton rackets. I think our single night record was twenty-three dead bats. They're were always more though -- nasty, petulant creatures with diseases and nasty bites. We finally figured out that our neighbor up the street had a bunch of bat boxes where the little buggers were breeding like rats. We smashed them up and burned them while the neighbor was gone on vacation. After that, thankfully, the bats pretty much disappeared.

you sound like an obnoxious pychopathic brat

Cherrydog, spentmiles is a professional troll.

I rather like to consider him a professional story teller. you should read his blog, fine fine stuff there.


Well, now that you called me on it I'll have to admit I find his postings very creative and amusing; if you didn't know better though, You can see how his words would infuriate some, but that's his game, so please, carry on.

11 Jun 2012 03:15 PM
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wiwille     
We can't stop here, this is....oh....late to the party apparently.

11 Jun 2012 03:16 PM
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bikerbob59     
Wade_Wilson: Had my cousin come down to visit me. We were walking home from a restaurant in the evening, and she remarked that it was strange how many birds there were out so late. I told her they were bats, out hunting bugs, and she didn't believe me. So I pointed out that no bird in the world swoops around like that and she stared for a few seconds, trying to prove me wrong.

Then she shrieked, knelt down on the pavement, and covered her head, absolutely terrified because ohmigod there are BATS here.

We were seriously about a minute from my apartment when this happened, and it took ten minutes for me to convince her to move. She was a wreck afterwards, and refused to go outside within like three hours of sundown for the rest of her visit. Phobias are weird, no point in reasoning with them.

/My csb.
//Bats are cool.


csb indeed. But a question remains unanswered: Did you fark her?

11 Jun 2012 03:20 PM
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Okieboy     
Nice bites there spentmiles.

When we were young, my brother and I had to spend the summer in my Uncle's shack in the woods in southern Oklahoma. It was right on a creek that had some decent fish in it. Well one evening we were down fishing in the creek at dusk when my brother cast out his lure, and it was caught in mid-air by a bat. He fought it briefly before we both said 'screw it!' , threw down our fishing poles, and ran for the shack.

The bat was gone the next morning, I guess it managed to get the hook out of it's mouth.

/csb

11 Jun 2012 03:36 PM
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Wayne 985     
I love everything about bats. Darkly cute, socially beneficial, strange lives... Hell, even Batman is my favorite fictional character.

11 Jun 2012 03:39 PM
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Canton     
What are these people on about? This one is adorable.

petslady.com

It is a fennec-style bat.

/And so fluffy

11 Jun 2012 03:40 PM
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schattenteufel     
I have a little brown bat stuffed &mounted in a glass display case hanging on my wall. He sorta looks like photo #6. It was a gift from my wife-to-be.

I love bats! Bats are awesome.

Owls eat bats. Owls are jerks.

11 Jun 2012 03:43 PM
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