You know, if your kid wants to go to senior week, you have already "failed".
On the other hand, did you really think your kid wasnt already drinking and farking long before senior year??

Did you know that it is easier for kids to get pot than to get booze?
Did you really think that your kids would be different than you were at that age???
ROFL

This article read like it was written by an over-excited pedophile.

I remember reading an interview with a bar owner who said "I'd take a Bike Week every month over a Senior Week every year"

Damn... that's a serious case of stick-up-the-ass

I never did senior week drinking and partying. As I recall, I spent Senior Week with a few friends playing video game.

/Yeah, I'm lame.

If they are over 18 I no longer have any say in what they choose to do. I can just hope that all the lessons I have imparted up to that time have stuck and they will make decisions they won't have to regret the next morning/later in life

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/715 6692/77414732#c77414732" target="_blank">NuttierThanEver</a>:</ b> <i>If they are over 18 I no longer have any say in what they choose to do. I can just hope that all the lessons I have imparted up to that time have stuck and they will make decisions they won't have to regret the next morning/later in life</i>

The article spends a non-trivial amount of time talking about the behavior in the underage clubs (where they reject you for being an adult).

The post-Clinton-BJ era is far looser than when I was the one getting yelled at for being on some guy's lawn.

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/715 6692/77414536#c77414536" target="_blank">RexTalionis</a>:</b> <i>I never did senior week drinking and partying. As I recall, I spent Senior Week with a few friends playing video game.

/Yeah, I'm lame.</i>

I did senior "week" during my junior year (aka stoned the whole year). Senior year and college? I was already done with playing kid games. Time to actually study.

<i>"I have a 2-year-old!" announces Kayla Mauz, 18. "And I just want to let loose for once, you know?""</i>

I doubt "loose" is one of her problems.

namatad: You know, if your kid wants to go to senior week, you have already "failed".
On the other hand, did you really think your kid wasnt already drinking and farking long before senior year??

Did you know that it is easier for kids to get pot than to get booze?
Did you really think that your kids would be different than you were at that age???
ROFL

When I was in High School getting alcohol meant walking to the liquor store by the school, and paying cash for alcohol. Sometimes they checked the ID, but even if it said you were under 21 they still sold it to you.

Sounds like a typical episode of SyFy's Lost Girl....

We live in a world that has cages, and those cages have to be danced in by women with loose morals. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Petula Dvorak? They have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for high school seniors, and you curse the sluts. You have that luxury. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want them in that cage, you need them in that cage.

I saw "Senior Week" and figured there were discounts for the over-55s.

namatad: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/715 6692/77414536#c77414536" target="_blank">RexTalionis</a>:</b> <i>I never did senior week drinking and partying. As I recall, I spent Senior Week with a few friends playing video game.

/Yeah, I'm lame.</i>

I did senior "week" during my junior year (aka stoned the whole year). Senior year and college? I was already done with playing kid games. Time to actually study.

Pretty much what I did.. Grew up in New Orleans and partied until I was 17.. During college years I worked my ass off while almost everyone else was in a state of awe over having access to alcohol.

As long as the girls aren't actually swallowing miles of cock, dancing like a nasty stripper in a cage isn't bad, right? I mean, you can still dance and have an intact hymen and a butt used only for pooping.

Pretty much the way it was when their parents were seniors in high school. Any parent that is surprised by this has (had) no business having kids.

For as scandalous as this sounds, the photos with it are lacking.

Dancin_In_Anson: Pretty much the way it was when their parents were seniors in high school. Any parent that is surprised by this has (had) no business having kids.

The fact that high school and college aged kids like having sex is perpetually shocking and unfathomable to certain subsets of the population. Idiots, mostly.

Kaity Phelps, left,

"Kaity", I don't know you, but I already know I hate your mother.

Who gives a sh*t?

So basically the same things they do at home, just not as hidden from the folks.

dletter: For as scandalous as this sounds, the photos with it are lacking.

With this thread, too.

You want photos? No you don't

kid_icarus: This article read like it was written by an over-excited pedophile.

FTFA:

"I had to beg, beg my mom to go," said a 17-year-old from Leonardtown. She and her two friends had matching henna tattoos of Chinese characters on their hips and matching short-shorts in three neon colors. I was drawn to interview them because they looked 12.

Yup.

propasaurus: kid_icarus: This article read like it was written by an over-excited pedophile.

FTFA:

"I had to beg, beg my mom to go," said a 17-year-old from Leonardtown. She and her two friends had matching henna tattoos of Chinese characters on their hips and matching short-shorts in three neon colors. I was drawn to interview them because they looked 12.

Yup.

The article was written by a woman. A mother, in fact.

Oh no, kids are having fun. Who the fark cares?

"Banned from TV"? What?!

Robinson Class of '86

/beach week has always been like this

I was quite surprised to see my eighteen year old daughter on Girls Gone Wild. She had like a five minute scene. She's an adult, though, and if she wants to make pornographic movies, then that's her business. I just fast forward to that part if I've got the remote.

The article omits the fact the Ocean City completely sucks.

spentmiles: I was quite surprised to see my eighteen year old daughter on Girls Gone Wild. She had like a five minute scene. She's an adult, though, and if she wants to make pornographic movies, then that's her business. I just fast forward to that part if I've got the remote.

THROUGH that part...

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 606x403]

That's exactly what I thought.

I guess it's my job to post this one in this thread.

jaylectricity: propasaurus: kid_icarus: This article read like it was written by an over-excited pedophile.

FTFA:

"I had to beg, beg my mom to go," said a 17-year-old from Leonardtown. She and her two friends had matching henna tattoos of Chinese characters on their hips and matching short-shorts in three neon colors. I was drawn to interview them because they looked 12.

Yup.

The article was written by a woman. A mother, in fact.

So, over-protective moms and pedophiles will generally speak in the same manner.

:::thinks about it:::: Yep, that actually makes sense... except their reasoning behind their statements will be quite different.

Dancin_In_Anson: Pretty much the way it was when their parents were seniors in high school. Any parent that is surprised by this has (had) no business having kids.

This. I don't have kids, but as a 1985 graduate of a Maryland high school, I can assure you all that boozing and sex during senior week aren't new.

Man, these kids are fancy. We just got loaded on peppermint schnapps down by the river.

spentmiles: spentmiles: I was quite surprised to see my eighteen year old daughter on Girls Gone Wild. She had like a five minute scene. She's an adult, though, and if she wants to make pornographic movies, then that's her business. I just fast forward to that part if I've got the remote.

THROUGH that part...

I smell a meme here.

Came for pics of girls at senior week....leaving disappoint

here ya go (nsfw ish)
Link (new window)

spentmiles: THROUGH that part...

Dr Freud, bad slip in aisle 3, Dr Freud, please report to aisle 3...

Mark Ratner: Came for pics of girls at senior week....leaving disappoint

A rickroll? at this late date?

jaylectricity: propasaurus: kid_icarus: This article read like it was written by an over-excited pedophile.

FTFA:

"I had to beg, beg my mom to go," said a 17-year-old from Leonardtown. She and her two friends had matching henna tattoos of Chinese characters on their hips and matching short-shorts in three neon colors. I was drawn to interview them because they looked 12.

Yup.

The article was written by a woman. A mother, in fact.

Come into the modern world jack, women and moms can be pedos too, they just get less time for the same crime.

spentmiles: spentmiles: I was quite surprised to see my eighteen year old daughter on Girls Gone Wild. She had like a five minute scene. She's an adult, though, and if she wants to make pornographic movies, then that's her business. I just fast forward to that part if I've got the remote.

THROUGH that part...

NO backpeddling.
You typed what you MEANT to say the first time Dr spentmiles Freud
/even though I know it's just a story...and you tell it so well Forrest

This is how I know that this is being way overblown. Unlike most other states, Maryland allows municipalities to set the minimum drinking age. In Ocean City, it's 21. High school graduates are four years too young. More, the city is rather strict about drinking in public. It's illegal to do so on the street or the beach. Some kids are going to booze. Most are not. More, Ocean City has been working for some time to discourage these kids, as they are really bad for business. It's easy to find yourself in trouble there. They'd do better staying at home and partying in private.

spentmiles: I was quite surprised to see my eighteen year old daughter on Girls Gone Wild. She had like a five minute scene. She's an adult, though, and if she wants to make pornographic movies, then that's her business. I just fast forward to that part if I've got the remote.


If she were my daughter I'd...

What would you do Daddy?

I'd cover that girl in chocolate syrup and boogie till the cows come home.

\RIP Zappa

spentmiles: spentmiles: I was quite surprised to see my eighteen year old daughter on Girls Gone Wild. She had like a five minute scene. She's an adult, though, and if she wants to make pornographic movies, then that's her business. I just fast forward to that part if I've got the remote.

THROUGH that part...

Bad: Watching a Girls Gone Wild video and seeing your daughter in it.
Awkward: Finding that particular segment to be the best part of the video.