Maybe it just wanted to get some fresh air?

I've never dropped them

/thought I was going to hack them up a couple times
//damned bongs

Some say I only rap about wealth but baby can I talk about your health?

Seen leaving the scene:

Momma always said not to smoke, that you'd cough your lungs out.

I believe those were Jim's.

He was warned about those damn werewolves and their perfect hair.

The city will breathe easier once the owner has been located.

People are copy-catting that Canadian weirdo already?

Organlegging gone wrong. Somebody's gonna end up in the organ banks for this.

*flute solo*

"Blood and tissue samples will be used to determine if the lungs are human or animal."

Are they human, or are they Dancer's?



/hot, like a stocking full of burning coal

This is a sure fire cure for the common cold.

I want to know who's lungs these are. You could say I'm...breathless with anticipation.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Well, he did say he was going to have to barf up a lung.

Can't we all just get a lung?

Were they sitting on a park bench?

So a woman sees lungs on the side walk sometime in the afternoon. She's curious enough to take a picture. But doesn't report it until that evening?

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Salem Witch: So a woman sees lungs on the side walk sometime in the afternoon. She's curious enough to take a picture. But doesn't report it until that evening?

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She assumed the police would be a lung shortly?

here to help: *flute solo*

Salem Witch: So a woman sees lungs on the side walk sometime in the afternoon. She's curious enough to take a picture. But doesn't report it until that evening?

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She only had 26 minutes to get to the gym? saves the joke from complete failure

once I had my left lung removed, I cut my smoking in half!

Salem Witch: So a woman sees lungs on the side walk sometime in the afternoon. She's curious enough to take a picture. But doesn't report it until that evening?

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Well, "afternoon" and "evening" are both somewhat vague time frames. It could have been late afternoon and early evening.
Also, I'm assuming she was walking, had some distance to get home, and there might not have been a phone nearby as it was an unincorporated area of the county. She also might have shown the photo to someone else first to see if they could figure out what it was before deciding to call the police. I don't think most people would recognize disembodied lungs at a glance.

Such a bizarre discovery was.....



*dons sunglasses and doctor's coat*


....a lung time coming.

_{Yeeeeeea *cough*aaaah!}

Clearly this was a result of a bath salt zombie attack. The zombie simply was thoughtful enough to leave something for the rapper on PCP.

Zombie take-out

/not amused

My damn Flash keeps crashing. Is there a photo of those lungs in that story?

Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills!

Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?

Can't imagine why I would.

Lie down on table. I take lungs NOW, gills come next week.

Salem Witch: So a woman sees lungs on the side walk sometime in the afternoon. She's curious enough to take a picture. But doesn't report it until that evening?

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Well, you know, you see these things all the time, it's strange but not that uncommon. I can't walk down the sidewalk without tripping over body parts, it would take something really unusual for me to call the cops right away.

Story about a set of lungs spotted on the street in LA and, on the side, slideshow on NBA cheerleaders -- coincidence or tease?

MAYORBOB: Story about a set of lungs spotted on the street in LA and, on the side, slideshow on NBA cheerleaders -- coincidence or tease?

I think they're just stringing us a lung

I left my heart in San Francisco.

Greystoke: I left my heart in San Francisco.

I found part of it, but the seagulls ate the rest.

Gyrfalcon: Greystoke: I left my heart in San Francisco.

I found part of it, but the seagulls ate the rest.

Of all the damned gull...

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Gyrfalcon: Greystoke: I left my heart in San Francisco.

I found part of it, but the seagulls ate the rest.

Of all the damned gull...

And I told them, "That thing's not called a GULL bladder!"

It pleases me that at least one Farker got my reference. The rest of you need to remove yourselves from my lawn.

here to help: It pleases me that at least one Farker got my reference. The rest of you need to remove yourselves from my lawn.

You poor old sod.

Big deal. I once found a pair of lungs in my Wendy's chili.

It sounds like they were stolen from a body shop.

Always nice to meet another veteran of Yonkers

Shadow Blasko: Always nice to meet another veteran of Yonkers

WIN!!

Chewlies gum representatives always take it too far.

You're a disturbance, pal!

BarryToink: Clearly this was a result of a bath salt zombie attack. The zombie simply was thoughtful enough to leave something for the rapper on PCP.

clearly the result of a caffeine ridden jouranlist