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   Sirkka Lampimäki's soprano aria scores 9.5, 9.5 and a 10 from the Finnish judge (wait for 0:50)

13 Jun 2012 12:28 PM   |   7399 clicks   |   YouTube
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markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
Wonder if she's that loud in the sack?

13 Jun 2012 10:59 AM
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MaxxLarge    [TotalFark]  
markie_farkie: Wonder if she's that loud in the sack?

I'll go ahead and volunteer to be the one who gets to find out.

13 Jun 2012 11:23 AM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
I was really disappointed when her dress didn't fall down

13 Jun 2012 12:33 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Crewmannumber6: I was really disappointed when her dress didn't fall down

Yeah, I was expecting a massive wardrobe malfunction...

13 Jun 2012 12:36 PM
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Savage Bacon     
4.bp.blogspot.com

/unimpressed
//got nuthin'
///hot like leeloo dallas multipass

13 Jun 2012 12:52 PM
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nyseattitude     
This being fark, I thought for sure she was going to fall

13 Jun 2012 12:53 PM
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BEER_ME_in_CT    [TotalFark]  
meh. Ive seen better.

cdn.poketo.com

13 Jun 2012 12:54 PM
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BEER_ME_in_CT    [TotalFark]  
DAMN! beaten by 1 minute.

13 Jun 2012 12:55 PM
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P8ntfotch     
Savage Bacon: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/unimpressed
//got nuthin'
///hot like leeloo dallas multipass


This.

//Does anyone else want to negotiate?

13 Jun 2012 12:59 PM
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I Like Bread     
Pretty cool that she held the note while doing that.

13 Jun 2012 01:16 PM
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Tillmaster     
Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

13 Jun 2012 01:23 PM
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ClintBartonWannabe     
Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

13 Jun 2012 02:23 PM
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Balchinian     
Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

You just answered your own question.

13 Jun 2012 02:50 PM
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the opposite of charity is justice     
Waving her arms a little wildly for that strapless dress, methinks I know what will happen.

come on, top fall down, top fall down, top fall down...

Huh. Not what I hoped but still surprisingly entertaining.

13 Jun 2012 02:52 PM
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madcan34     
Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

No cowbell?

13 Jun 2012 03:17 PM
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Daraymann     
But can she do that and make a sammich at the same time?

13 Jun 2012 03:19 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Voluptuous,sopranic and limber? Me want!

13 Jun 2012 06:44 PM
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madgonad     
Meh.

Now this is an aria.

13 Jun 2012 06:50 PM
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TeamEd     
madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.


Jesus.

13 Jun 2012 07:08 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.


Nobody's bewbs came out in that one either

13 Jun 2012 07:36 PM
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JesterJoker55     
I guess.....I guess I just thought I'd see a boob pop out is all i'm saying.

images.wikia.com

13 Jun 2012 08:34 PM
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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!     
TeamEd: madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.


No. Mozart.

13 Jun 2012 08:38 PM
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Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion     
ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.


Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

13 Jun 2012 08:47 PM
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meehaw    [TotalFark]  
TeamEd: madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.


Seconded. Jesus. That's superhuman.

13 Jun 2012 11:19 PM
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LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
Nice cartwheel, but I'll add to the chorus of Farkers who'd really love to see her pop out of that dress.

Since she didn't, here's Lucy Lawless (NSFW) popping out as she delivers the National Anthem at a Red Wings/Ducks playoff game. It's like 15 years ago... I remember ESPN breaking away from shot when it happened, flipping over to Detroit's Channel 50 to find they were still glued to her, and the wife walking into the room, saying, "Has anybody noticed she popped out?" (no, dear, haven't seen a thing, dear)

14 Jun 2012 12:00 AM
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sozelle     
meehaw: TeamEd: madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.

Seconded. Jesus. That's superhuman.


Thirded. Jesus. She's like a, like some chthonian power, like...a daedra.

14 Jun 2012 12:44 AM
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sozelle     
I was really taken by that, no farky snark here. I have to add the dress she is wearing is so carefully crafted, it blends flawlessly over and into her skin -- it looks like a corset topped with something sheer, but the artistry of it gives the appearance of dark fire, and the Queen of the Night should radiate precisely that -- dark, radiant force and will. But no matter how tight her dress may be, it still gives her torso and chest enough elasticity to channel the force of her lungs to remain perfectly in control of every element the piece demands of her voice. How she hits those staccato high notes while still in character hunting her prey, physically intimidating the weaker younger girl -- anyone would be foolish to betray her.

Utterly beautiful.

14 Jun 2012 01:10 AM
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whither_apophis    [TotalFark]  
madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.


Hah! I knew it'd be Queen of the Night and I knew it be Diana Damrau

/prefer Luciana Serra but Damrau pronounces the German better.

14 Jun 2012 01:51 AM
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BiffDangler     
A little chunky but I'd hit it. She could be the finnish Anna Nicole Smith.

14 Jun 2012 08:10 AM
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ClintBartonWannabe     
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!


Can someone explain this response to me?

14 Jun 2012 10:55 AM
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Dear Jerk     
Wake up, dear. The soprano is doing cartwheels.

14 Jun 2012 01:19 PM
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prjindigo     
lipsynch, so?

14 Jun 2012 07:03 PM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
ClintBartonWannabe: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

Can someone explain this response to me?


Wrong thread would be my guess. We've all done it.

14 Jun 2012 08:22 PM
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thesubliminalman     
madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.


I got your magic flute right here !

14 Jun 2012 09:27 PM
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TruBluTroll     
ClintBartonWannabe: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

Can someone explain this response to me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPpIjh tgGj0

Easy enough.

14 Jun 2012 11:23 PM
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