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   R. Kelly owes $4.8 million in taxes. Soon to be back in that closet, living there

14 Jun 2012 04:20 PM   |   1064 clicks   |   Yahoo
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NorCalLos     
I bet the IRS is pissed.

14 Jun 2012 04:23 PM
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HoboCop    [TotalFark]  
It doesn't take a whiz to see that he's in trouble.

14 Jun 2012 04:25 PM
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turtleking     
what a pisser

14 Jun 2012 04:31 PM
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Whizzy     
He pissed on an underaged girl.

14 Jun 2012 04:32 PM
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Morpheses     
Well, I see the majority of the piss jokes have been covered before I got here so...

/I got nothing

14 Jun 2012 04:35 PM
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jim32rr    [TotalFark]  
Living the dream until he pissed it all away. ...meh

14 Jun 2012 05:05 PM
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TappingTheVein     
Urine.

14 Jun 2012 05:13 PM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu     
So accountants have completely lost their way, or do these stories really mean that the accounting software they use to complete returns for clients is shiatty?

14 Jun 2012 05:25 PM
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WordsnCollision     
Who leaked this story?

/I.P. Knightly? Rusty Bedsprings?

14 Jun 2012 05:26 PM
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DrippinBalls     
another worthless negro rapper NOT paying taxes. Wow, what a f**king shocker.

/Get a life, azzholes

//deadbeat groid = deadbeat groid.

14 Jun 2012 05:44 PM
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GungFu     
He pissed it all away.

/piss

14 Jun 2012 05:47 PM
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Solid Muldoon     
Waiting for the R Kelly/Willie Nelson duet on "Fark the IRS."

14 Jun 2012 06:05 PM
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heiny81     
And he opened up the leeeeettttterrrrrrrr, and it stated he neeeeeeded to contact the IRS agent....

R. Kelly is crazy. Not like a fox.

14 Jun 2012 06:09 PM
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Snapper Carr     
IRS better watch their cats.

0.tqn.com

14 Jun 2012 06:17 PM
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BumpInTheNight     
Dude's gotta get himself a better revenue stream.

14 Jun 2012 06:23 PM
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lasercannon     
Urine some deep trouble R Kelly.

14 Jun 2012 06:48 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
He'd better hope for a golden shower of revenue so he can pay this off.

/pee

14 Jun 2012 07:38 PM
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Thank You Black Jesus!     
Since his episode with his loose bladder, every hiphop song i hear i mentally change the lyrics to "i wanna love you/i wanna pee on you".

Im easily amused.

14 Jun 2012 07:54 PM
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Mixolydian Master     
Uh oh R. Kelly. Sounds like urine trouble.

14 Jun 2012 08:09 PM
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Whizzy     
DrippinBalls: another worthless negro rapper NOT paying taxes. Wow, what a f**king shocker.

/Get a life, azzholes

//deadbeat groid = deadbeat groid.


R.Kelly? A rapper?

He's as much of a rapper as Nelly is a singer.

14 Jun 2012 08:13 PM
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ForceIsStrong     
Haters gonna hate
Lovers gonna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I wanna piss on you
Piss on you, I'll piss you
I'll pee on you.

14 Jun 2012 08:14 PM
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ramblinwreck     
DrippinBalls: another worthless negro rapper NOT paying taxes. Wow, what a f**king shocker.

/Get a life, azzholes

//deadbeat groid = deadbeat groid.


Just a hunch, but I think DrippingBalls won't be voting for Obama.

14 Jun 2012 08:20 PM
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  
Urine trouble.

14 Jun 2012 08:30 PM
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ParadisePornoTheater     
Pissed it all away.

14 Jun 2012 09:28 PM
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Aboleth     
So I pull out my gun and cap some biatch!

14 Jun 2012 09:31 PM
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Underabridge     
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14 Jun 2012 09:42 PM
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ThatBillmanGuy     
As a celebrity, is it that hard to keep track of your finances? Or is there something else at work here that keeps getting all these guys into tax trouble?

14 Jun 2012 10:23 PM
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Mr. Eugenides     
ThatBillmanGuy: As a celebrity, is it that hard to keep track of your finances? Or is there something else at work here that keeps getting all these guys into tax trouble?

If you charge $10,000 or $10,000,000 for an apperance, the venue writes you a check for $10K or $10M. It's your job to pay the IRS.

Just about every small business owner has learned just how easy it is to forget to pay the estimated taxes on the quarter. It's made worse by the fact that you're not legally obligated to make estimated payments any larger than your last year's income leading to a "well, as long as I pay it by next April I can keep this extra money around...

Then you spend it.

Then comes "next April" and you owe money to the IRS you no longer have.

14 Jun 2012 10:57 PM
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ParagonComplex     
I bet he's thinking: "Fark da IRS. I'll piss in they EYE"

14 Jun 2012 11:28 PM
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Harry_Seldon     
He used to be music's golden boy.

14 Jun 2012 11:29 PM
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Thank You Black Jesus!     
You could buy a shower made out of gold for that much.

Think about it.

14 Jun 2012 11:59 PM
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Mildot     
PMITA and R Kelly is on the receiving end.

14 Jun 2012 11:59 PM
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biyaaatci     
I don't care what anyone says. "Trapped in the Closet" is the closest thing to genius that our generation will ever know.

15 Jun 2012 12:17 AM
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ongbok    [TotalFark]  
biyaaatci: I don't care what anyone says. "Trapped in the Closet" is the closest thing to genius that our generation will ever know.

Yes it is, and nobody got it.

/"Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget."

15 Jun 2012 12:32 AM
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Tsar_Bomba1     
www.punkwalrus.com

15 Jun 2012 01:09 AM
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bukketmaster     
ThatBillmanGuy: As a celebrity, is it that hard to keep track of your finances? Or is there something else at work here that keeps getting all these guys into tax trouble?

Just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you're not incredibly stupid. Stupid people have trouble with things like "math," "planning ahead," "remembering not to record yourself committing lewd acts with minors," etc.

15 Jun 2012 02:39 AM
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smask     
www2.tripnet.se
www2.tripnet.se

15 Jun 2012 07:46 AM
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EyeballKid     
www.isleyunruh.com

15 Jun 2012 08:17 AM
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dlatino3     
LOL...you Farkers do not pissapoint.

15 Jun 2012 10:19 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
www.filmfodder.com

15 Jun 2012 10:43 AM
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m1ke     
AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN!

15 Jun 2012 11:17 AM
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Whizzy     
EyeballKid: [www.isleyunruh.com image 505x379]

ROFL

Dead.

/Best song on that album.

15 Jun 2012 07:25 PM
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