But it's an alligator.

Yo dawg, I hear you don't know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.

So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.

Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.

That's fine. You go on ahead and wear them all you want at home and around your property and whatnot. Just don't wear them in public.

Thrabalen: Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out

The soles wear our fast, esp in a concrete-covered beach town

Walker: But it's an alligator.

But it's a crocodilian.

Hope he eats more of them!

Osomatic: Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.

That's fine. You go on ahead and wear them all you want at home and around your property and whatnot. Just don't wear them in public.

Oh HELL no. Just like I wouldn't wear sweatpants or that ball gag that...

Oh. I've said too much. It's always the sweatpants.

This article introduced me to some footwear I hate more than Crocs:

Ugg bridal boots.

If I'm in an article on Fark tomorrow about "man kills random women in bridal shop with sparkly boots" you'll be able to tell the police all about me.

/happy happy
//joy joy

Ok, where's the person who was in them?

What a crock.

Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.

dont be such a pussy. here :
http://www.keenfootwear.com/us/en/wal l/shoes/men/waterfront

Walker: But it's an alligator.

Can it drive a Chevrolet?

That's a really pretty animal. The shoe is stupid looking and I wouldn't feel too sorry for a person if I witnessed them getting hit by a few cars, limbs ripped off and scattered, skull emptied like an egg onto the pavement and premature turd goop being squeezed out of an opening just above their genitals that was created by the pressure of a heavy vehicle driving over their mid section, if they were wearing crocs at the time.

Can we please be done with the "Yo Dog" Inception meme.

Here's a pussy eating a pussy, pussy.

Yes, but if the Muslim Brotherh... hey, what happened to the Egypt thread?

I really dislike crocs, but people are advocating violence here! Save that for people who wear scrubs shopping who are not actually in the medical field.

Acharne: I really dislike crocs, but people are advocating violence here! Save that for people who wear scrubs shopping who are not actually in the medical field.

Or how about people who wear scrubs in public--period. Change back into street clothes at the end of your shift. No one is impressed by your need to tell everyone you're a doctor or nurse.

Acharne: I really dislike crocs, but people are advocating violence here! Save that for people who wear scrubs shopping who are not actually in the medical field. FTFY

The Iconoclast: Ok, where's the person who was in them?

It's obvious "stand your ground" didn't work to well in this encounter.

Lando Lincoln: This article introduced me to some footwear I hate more than Crocs:

Ugg bridal boots.

If I'm in an article on Fark tomorrow about "man kills random women in bridal shop with sparkly boots" you'll be able to tell the police all about me.

Congratulations! Revulsion and disgust are perfectly natural reactions a normal and healthy minded person should feel toward these products. You have passed one the government's many screening "mental health" screening projects in place to make America a more safe place to live.

Had you actually responded more favorably, you would have been placed on a list of "willing participants" for TSA cavity search training or the national security threat list which would of course refer you over to the "cavity search" category of criminals flagged for mandatory searches resulting from any infraction of the law, be it justified or implied. The resultant conviction will be placement in a security max prison for sexual offenders. Do we need discuss any further what will happen there?

Try to remember- your choice in footwear made this course of action totally justifiable.

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a python eating an alligator, and exploding.

I'll wear Crocs on your mom's face and there's not a gotdamn thing you can do about it

Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.


My wife hates crocs so much she was actually angry at me when I bought a pair, but damn they're the best shoes for gardening and yardwork because I can just hose 'em off when I'm done.

Only disappointed that the owner's foot isn't still in it.


TastyEloi: Acharne: I really dislike crocs, but people are advocating violence here! Save that for people who wear scrubs shopping who are not actually in the medical field.

Or how about people who wear scrubs in public--period. Change back into street clothes at the end of your shift. No one is impressed by your need to tell everyone you're a doctor or nurse.

Had an ex that was a nurse. She'd change into her scrubs before going to work, so taking them off before leaving the hospital wasn't really an option.

Mimic_Octopus: Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.

dont be such a pussy. here :
http://www.keenfootwear.com/us/en/wal l/shoes/men/waterfront

Wow. You found shoes even uglier than Crocs. Well done.

mongbiohazard: Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.


My wife hates crocs so much she was actually angry at me when I bought a pair, but damn they're the best shoes for gardening and yardwork because I can just hose 'em off when I'm done.

And you can just throw sneakers in the washing machine. Long as you don't wear 'em in public it's all good, though.

Your wife is cool. So's mine. She hates those POS crocs too.

John Buck 41: mongbiohazard: Thrabalen: So let's get this out of the way: Yes, Crocs are damn ugly. Know what else they are? Comfy as hell. Waterproof slippers that just don't wear out, that's what they are. And apparently, alligator-proof, who knew?

But whew, are they ugly.


My wife hates crocs so much she was actually angry at me when I bought a pair, but damn they're the best shoes for gardening and yardwork because I can just hose 'em off when I'm done.

And you can just throw sneakers in the washing machine. Long as you don't wear 'em in public it's all good, though.

Your wife is cool. So's mine. She hates those POS crocs too.


It takes a heck of a lot less time to hose off a pair of crocs then to wait for your sneaks to get done in the washing machine. And sneakers will get wet and STAY wet. Crocks will get wet, the water will drain out and then they will be dry again a short while later. And the toe area on mine are pretty strong. When I'm landscaping I'm a lot less worried about dropping lumber or rocks on my toes then I am when I wear my sneakers.

Crocs are ugly as sin, but they're extremely utilitarian. The plastic rivet thing where the strap attaches on mine give me blisters on the sides of my feet though. I can mow the lawn in them, but I tried walking the dog once in them and I'll never do that again.

mongbiohazard: Crocs are ugly as sin, but they're extremely utilitarian.

So's jerking off, but I don't do it in public.

No offense. I just enjoy hacking on Croc lovers.

fusillade762: Only disappointed that the owner's foot isn't still in it.


TastyEloi: Acharne: I really dislike crocs, but people are advocating violence here! Save that for people who wear scrubs shopping who are not actually in the medical field.

Or how about people who wear scrubs in public--period. Change back into street clothes at the end of your shift. No one is impressed by your need to tell everyone you're a doctor or nurse.

Had an ex that was a nurse. She'd change into her scrubs before going to work, so taking them off before leaving the hospital wasn't really an option.

Why not?

mongbiohazard:
The plastic rivet thing where the strap attaches on mine give me blisters on the sides of my feet though. I can mow the lawn in them, but I tried walking the dog once in them and I'll never do that again.


Sounds like yours are a touch too small. I've never had that problem. I have about a quarter inch of room on both sides.

Source: Crocs have been my everyday footwear for the past 4+ years. (Same pair)

Acharne: fusillade762: Only disappointed that the owner's foot isn't still in it.

TastyEloi: Acharne: I really dislike crocs, but people are advocating violence here! Save that for people who wear scrubs shopping who are not actually in the medical field.

Or how about people who wear scrubs in public--period. Change back into street clothes at the end of your shift. No one is impressed by your need to tell everyone you're a doctor or nurse.

Had an ex that was a nurse. She'd change into her scrubs before going to work, so taking them off before leaving the hospital wasn't really an option.

Why not?

Well, it was in San Francisco, but they still frown upon people wandering around naked.

fusillade762: Well, it was in San Francisco, but they still frown upon people wandering around naked.

I'd just assume the hospital had staff change rooms. However, I've not been to San Francisco the city. Only San Francisco the store, and let me tell you they do not mind that kind of behaviour.

After reading this article and witnessing the vitriol against crocs... I feel strangely compelled to buy a pair and wear them everywhere.

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Crocks eating crocks?

I'll raise-