Move over Twitter, shiatter is in town?

Okay, poop is coming out.

BurnShrike: Okay, poop is coming out.


Nope, false alarm, just a fart.

Who stays on the throne that long? What are they Queen Elizabeth?

/oh and EWWWW

Wasn't that on Curb your Enthusiasm? George made an iToilet app?

brap: Move over Twitter, shiatter is in town?

If I'd submitted this to TFD it would've been deleted in seconds.

POOP THREAD!

I really hope this never gets bundled with Instagram.

Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

I stay in there longer than I should because I'm playing PSP or reading a magazine...

BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

I'm actually in the bathroom right now and responding from my phone.

Image Stream? Leaderboard?

/Achievement - "Wrapped It Once Around the Bowl - 10 Pts."

BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

Same here. I don't go in to find out if I need to go. When I go in there, I go. The transaction is completed, the mess is cleaned, the hands are washed, and I'm back to work.

BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

It's usually the only place I can get the privacy to view Fark.

/guess where I am right now

now we need a foursqaure type app for public restrooms

I shall be the mayor of Waffle House Mens room stall #2

UrCa: BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

I stay in there longer than I should because I'm playing PSP or reading a magazine...

It just seems to me that games and reading are more suited for the couch. Do what you gotta do quickly then you can get back to that stuff without the risk of cross contamination.

BonesJackson: UrCa: BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

I stay in there longer than I should because I'm playing PSP or reading a magazine...

It just seems to me that games and reading are more suited for the couch. Do what you gotta do quickly then you can get back to that stuff without the risk of cross contamination.

It's more that I've already got something with me and can keep doing what I'm doing in there. Then you read one of those articles or fight that one boss and you're too enthralled to bother putting it down a minute to wash up and exit.

BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

I bring something to read just in case it takes longer than two minutes, depends on what I've been eating. If things aren't going smoothly trying to force it can lead to all sorts of problems (anal fissures, hemorrhoids, etc) and sometimes its too late to abort and come back later, so its better to just relax with a book and let nature take its time.

chocolate covered poop: now we need a foursqaure type app for public restrooms

I shall be the mayor of Waffle House Mens room stall #2

Use the mic to listen for flushes and whatnot.

Studman69 is now using the bathroom in Carl's Jr in San Clemente.
Fri Jun 15, 2012 13:58

Apparently, Studman69 did not wash his hands.
Fri Jun 15, 2012 14:06

so relevant it hurts.

/oblig

Hey! Smokey back here takin' a shiat!

I won't tell nobody else.

trapped-in-CH: so relevant it hurts.

That has absolutely nothing to do with it....

I always think of how i might save time, by like say, flossing while taking my morning shiat, but i'm always like, you know, too busy shiatting to accommodate for any additional task.

Sybarite: BurnShrike: Okay, poop is coming out.


Nope, false alarm, just a fart.

I call that "All thunder, no lightning."

UrCa: BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

I stay in there longer than I should because I'm playing PSP or reading a magazine...

I have a comfy toilet seat. I've lost track of my original goal when I realize I left my DS or PSP in the can. Oh, hello Armored Core, how have you been? I'm sure I have time for one quick fight. Wow, that was easy, lets do another...and so on.

I think penny arcade might have tackled this subject, can anybody find it?

sounds like a google prank, maybe it'll be a function of the tISP

The toilet paper for this service

TP made from your tweets, shiatter

And then they could all flush at the same time and bring the public sewer system to its knees!

Actually, yes; I did.. briefly. Then I dismissed it as a stupid idea that no one would bother with. Apparently I'm bad at business.

/This is still better Link

ProfessorOhki: Actually, yes; I did.. briefly. Then I dismissed it as a stupid idea that no one would bother with. Apparently I'm bad at business.

/This is still better Link

No, you just had to learn a valuable lesson. There is no app too stupid.

Pincy: And then they could all flush at the same time and bring the public sewer system to its knees!

Flush mob?

edip1976: trapped-in-CH: so relevant it hurts.

That has absolutely nothing to do with it....

farking nerd.

cgraves67: BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

Same here. I don't go in to find out if I need to go. When I go in there, I go. The transaction is completed, the mess is cleaned, the hands are washed, and I'm back to work.

You Pinko Commie

I used to repair Wyse terminals (if you don't remember them, get off my lawn). One of my customers was a large trading firm at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. I got called in to replace a terminal one day, and someone came to direct me to it. It was in the men's executive crapper. Not on a stand in the crapper- in a stall. All the stalls had full computing resources, state of the art for the time, in each individual stall. I say "stall" when I probably should say "suite" since each individual crapper was housed in its own room, with sink, chaise, shirt steamer, etc. The terminal rested on a swing-arm table next to the commode so that high-power executive traders didn't have to miss a second of the market. Sanitary considerations were taken care of by the rest room attendant, who completely sanitized each entire suite between uses. And in fact, that was the problem. All the windex and spray sanitizer had caused extensive damage to the screen and electronics. I ended up replacing all the terminals in the place about once every three months.

I used to love going there. They had free lunch for employees and always invited me to join them. And when I say "lunch" I mean prime rib, coq au vin, porterhouse steaks, etc. and all the trimmings. Greed is good, or at least it's very tasty.

Just to be clear, we do all know that this is going to be filled with people who really, really want to know about people on the toilet right? The kind of people who are going to have their pants down toilet or no.

cgraves67: BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

Same here. I don't go in to find out if I need to go. When I go in there, I go. The transaction is completed, the mess is cleaned, the hands are washed, and I'm back to work.

Quit lying!

cgraves67: BonesJackson: Never understood the folks that need reading material, phones, etc. to occupy themselves in the bathroom. When I'm in there I'm all business.

/2 minutes tops.

Same here. I don't go in to find out if I need to go. When I go in there, I go. The transaction is completed, the mess is cleaned, the hands are washed, and I'm back to work.

guestguy: Pincy: And then they could all flush at the same time and bring the public sewer system to its knees!

Flush mob?

hahahaha!

odinsposse: Just to be clear, we do all know that this is going to be filled with people who really, really want to know about people on the toilet right? The kind of people who are going to have their pants down toilet or no.

So Larry Craig?

Who does Number 2 work for? Who does Number 2 work for? #pimpinpoopin

@austinpowers Yeah, that's right! You tell that turd who's boss!

Laugh all you want, but 300,000 perverts paid a buck apiece for this app, netting $210K for the three pervs who developed it.

guestguy: Pincy: And then they could all flush at the same time and bring the public sewer system to its knees!

Flush mob?

No funny button on my mobile. Woulda smashed it for that one.
Good job.

/brb, gotta wipe

Shiatfest

is the name of the app?

BonesJackson
/2 minutes tops.

That's not even enough time for the tailing end to cure.

What a shiatty app. Sorry to piss on it. Not. Psyche!~